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yo david, my roommate, I'm sure you're on here
stop stealing my fucking milk from the fridge
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Hey fuck you man, not my fault no buys drinks around here.
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Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feeIs Iike both bioIogy and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
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>>38444099
That girl looks like some jewish girl I met years ago. Mmmm...
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Saged
Be fucking original for once you cunt and find a way to kys
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>>38444099
Fuck these fucking threads, for fuck sake
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Just bought this at the gift shop, what did they mean by this?
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>>38444077
Why would you buy that magnet, fuck you!
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>>38444077
anyone else sick of the
"what did they mean by this?" meme?
Its over used and stupid
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>>38444623
>anyone else sick of the
>"what did they mean by this?" meme?
>Its over used and stupid
What did he mean but his?
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i am a massive faggot please help me 2017-07-18 01:52:06 Post No.38444060
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i am a massive faggot please help me
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Am a normie cuck.
I've never been on 4chan before.
I dont understand it.
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>>38444060
The best advice I have is to leave while you still can. This is a sad place and I wish I never found out about it.
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>>38444060
Get the fuck out. You're the cancer that ruined this website. Go back to plebbit. Sage in every field
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>>38444060
Here's everything you need to know. Also visit the various archives to learn about chans culture. And remember, create OC, Lurk moar before posting and don't be a cancerous redditor.
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Yellow Fevered cucks eternally BTFO 2017-07-18 01:51:32 Post No.38444049
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Yellow Fevered cucks eternally BTFO
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How will they ever recover?
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Why did I get hard over this cartoon? Is this what the bottom of the barrel feels like?
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>>38444106
>Is this what the bottom of the barrel feels like?
I'm sure Gaijin hunters see themselves the same way
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How does one "have sex"? I can just imagine it now:
>finally about to lose my virginity
>get too nervous and pussy out
>go back to 4chan and post about how I'm a virgin
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secret society / r9kisland 2017-07-18 01:49:07 Post No.38444000
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secret society / r9kisland
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How do we TRULY weaponize autism? I want a homeland for my people, free of normies.
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for autistic children
Join me, brothers. We will outjoo the joo. The normies will recognize their status as inferior scum, before our glory. Greatness awaits.serious
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Ballbusting couple thread 2017-07-18 01:48:48 Post No.38443992
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Ballbusting couple thread
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Baby washing edition. Man and wife who have been ballbusting since their early teens. Any questions of ballbusting or normiehood welcome
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This and pregnancy / breastfeeding. We're also newly parents
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There's a ballbusting picture with a loli busting balls with tongs just like this but thinking about cracking eggs instead. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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>>38445552
Cracking eggs sounds like babel. I try to stay far away from the loli stuff. Sorry for late reply. Haven't had sex since the baby came along. We were playing a ballbusting card game and almost broke our dry spell...
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Why are your balls so small anon? 2017-07-18 01:44:06 Post No.38443905
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Why are your balls so small anon?
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Is not hot at all.
https://www.xvideos.com/video10862938/fucking_my_wife_until_my_huge_balls_slap_against_her_ass
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Im losing my virginity in less than 7 hours from now
Any tips lads??
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She's gonna flake you :)
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>>38443904
Put the benis in the bagine :DDDDDD
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stowie thwed.
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be at pigglywiggly
wearing my pig suit
put oreo's into my cart
look up to snickering
it's stacy and chad filming me with their phone
go into bathroom and cry, flinging oreos at wall.
door to bathroom opens, it's the captain of the pirate ship
"Ahoy, me hearty!" he says
I salute him
"At easy, me hearty!" he says
I relax, and hand him the oreos with a tear in my eye
he takes one
"mMMMMMMMMm"he crunches
he unsheaths his sword
chad walks in with tears in his eyes
ITSTIMETODADADADADUEL
I punch chad in the face
The capitain is pouncing from toe to toe, crackling with energy
"whaaaaaaaa" I scream as I push chad into the capitain's vicinity.
suddenly, the door opens and stacy is there
"MA BOIFRAN!" he screams through her gappy teeth. she runs to him, suddenly the chamber of secrets opens and we all jump down.
Phantom Chad is down there with his cursed kazoo of the thousand year door. he swears he will blow it.
chad & stacy have lost their minds from the curse that el capitain reflected back at them with his scabbar.
"IF YOU HAD ONE WISH" The Phantasm begins "Would you go on the seven seas of Promethius, collecting gold and rescuing wenches?"
"Yes" we reply
VROOMP, suddenly we're at Six Flags Great America on the raft ride for eternity gettin' the ppl in line mad by flashing our dicks at them
one guy squirts me with the water canon
"argh" I gargle
"Das it meine" says El Capitain.
Stacy and Chad get in line.
Wiffy my boomrang, I get Stacy next to me, "sit on my boner babby". I say
"Dat phat cock" she says
THE END
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I hate men who are taller and/or stronger than me
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I hate men with dicks longer than 4"
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"Laughs at you, you uncultured swine*
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Good lord, Lorde always looks so weird
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>>38443788
Lorde and T-swift marking my food? I'm fine with that
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The whole manlet thing is a fucking joke. I'm 6'5", 185 lbs, reasonably fit (not super muscular or anything but my cardio is great) but it doesn't mean shit, i'm autistic as fuck when it comes to chicks. Ive had 4 girlfriends, made it to second base a couple times and got the succ ONCE. That's it. I'm not even poor i've saved over 2k$ from my shitty service job.
Meanwhile, my best friend is a 5'4" puerto rican, he's a lot more toned than me and he is literally having one night stands every other night. I don't fucking get it, every girl we talk to he basically just starts making out with and brings home to fuck.
Why do people pretend like height means shit. I tower over almost anyone and chicks ignore me like paint on the wall.
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>>38443785
You sound like you are 15. Underage b& and sage.
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>>38443785
You aren't very bright are you.
Just because YOU have other problems that lead you not to get a gf doesn't mean the manlet meme is false.
Do you think you'd be better of if in addition to your autism or whatever you're blaming for your insecurity you were ALSO 5'6?
Retard
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>>38443785
Fuck off loser. No one cares about your larping loser ass. People like you ruin r9k.
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Drugs are comfy
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