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I was struggling to decide wether to fap or not and I stumbled on a IRL trap thread. Now that my libido has evaporated faster then a 40 year old NEETs will to live, I can now read in peace. Thanks /r9k/.
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Godspeed anon, traps are disgusting
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Good choice, only stupid cucks fall for the trap meme
What is the best kind of health care system for a country to have? There's been so much fighting, but I don't know who I should root for.
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>talking to roastie niece, 13 years old
>she brings up how one of her friends stopped talking to her because he figured out she wasn't attracted to him
>she's upset and wants him back to add to her 300 other orbiters
>legit doesn't think that he's just hanging out with her for a relationshit
>I try to explain to her why that's bullshit
>she gets mad and brings up how her other friends don't make any advances
>her other friends that stayed around are all beta faggots years older than her
>she's shown me texts from them in the past where few were also hitting on her, and the rest weren't pedophiles from what I've seen
>I tell her why her logic is still bullshit
>gets even madder and says she doesn't care
>she's fucking 13 years of age and has over 300 orbiters and wants some poor faggot back
>proceeds to hit on him a few days later even though she already has a bf
WHAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S CONSIDERED ME A GOOD FRIEND AND NOW SHE BLOCKED ME FOR THIS SHIT FUCK
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>>38446477
>she considered me a good friend
>wanting to be "friends" with a 13 year old girl who is also your neice
Why don't you take a seat over there?
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>>38446574
She's the only person who would talk to me anymore
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Women are born whores, not made them
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/a/ mods banned me again am i good to shitpost again?
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>>38446419
sure anon, go for it.
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What did you get banned for in /a/?
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>Be Magic Johnson
>Top 5 NBA players of all time
>Have a fat, gay son
>Be Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Name synonymous with bodybuilding
>Built a billion dollar empire
>Have an effeminate fat son
>Be Tom Hanks
>GOAT actor
>Have a failing wannabe rapper son
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>be son of rich famous man
>grow up bathed in the decadence of their wealth
>your achievements shadowed by theirs since before you even had any
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>>38446528
Not really, most NBA fans today don't even know magic, most movie fans haven't seen a Tom Hanks movie, and the bodybuilding community today knows zyzz more than Arnold
>enter random thread
>quote multiple posts
>"t. reddit"
>5+ (you)s
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>go to /pol/
>make thread about jews
>over 100 replies
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>>38446881
t. Reddit.
Origynall
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>tfw getting drunk and high and playing Bloodborne
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I played through DS1 high the first time and most of the times after, played it 18 times or so
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>getting high
you are a dumb normie
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Give me a discord server to dump my cummie jar in.
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Check out my new issue of Tokyo ghoulish I will dump my scans in your servers.
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No one has posted an invite yet...... :#:
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Holy shit who's this faggot.
Get off my board normie
*pisses in tampon*
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story time.
> be broke, neetbucks
> buying cheap clothing
> in class, girl asks
> anon why are you wearing the same shirt as yesterday and the day before
> sadtimes when got shirt as a combo deal
> 5 of the same shirt for $10
> any poorbots shop at thrift stores or wear handed down clothing
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>4 hours of sleep
>feel really tired but at the same time really awake, like I can't go back to bed
Why...
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>>38446314
I'm the same, and i hate it. It's shit.
How do you fellows stop feeling tired and wanting to die all the time? Do any of you have hobbies that youd share? I like the idea of video games but i cant get into them
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>>38446185
are you interested in anything?
you must realize "hobby" is a label. human beings are more complex than that. what do you enjoy learning about? think on this. what could you actually enjoy seeing yourself doing
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Anon, have you met my trainer? His name is Justin Slayer
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>>38446134
This scene was so hot. Good taste OP.
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How do you deal with a hot godmother?
Mine came by to see my mom and I today, my muscles stiffened when the hug connected and I avoided pelvic contact. After that I entered a polite nonchalant mode doing minimal body stare.
She grabbed my email so I gonna fall off the balcony like John Balance next time my phone's tiny led blinks.
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Post more stuff like this that make you take a long look at life
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>>38446103
go fuck you are self
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>>38446103
That faggot should have taken his brother up on his offer, he could be the beloved uncle. Or maybe the creepy uncle who's always trying to get a glimpse up his neices' skirts.
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>there are 12year old kids right now who have experienced more in life than you ever will and they even have kissed girls
>every single day in their life is a new adventure. everyone who knows them loves and values them and they look with confidence into the future. they were never ever bored or lonely. If they even have the tiniest problem they have a huge social network to support them and improve their self-worth.
>they will lose their virginity with 17 and have a higher salary with 25 than you ever will in your entire life.
>meanwhile you will just stay a bitter, lonely robot who will eventually commit suicide or drink himself to death.
>if that 12year old kid could interact with your 12year old self he would probably bully you.
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>>38446054
bump
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>>38446054
And then I would beat his ass because even though I was miserable I didn't take shit from anyone.
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>>38446200
>I didn't take shit from anyone.
This only gets you respect if you have friends though.
If you're an outcast you are just a freak or overcompensating.