weebs made my stomach hurt
Why do you care that you still have your virginity? Honestly I'm only 22 but I am already passed that feeling of still having it. You have bettert things to worry about, anon.
>>38446875
23, I'm frankly glad I still have it.
>tfw no nekoboi bf
IKTF brah
oreganooreganooregano
>>38446908
>IKTF brah
This
this is beyond normal retarded
Think of a customer service job where a customer would never think to be rude from the start when interacting with an employee.
>>38446832
There is no such job, regardless of whether it's customer service or not. You could be a police officer, a firefighter, a sergeant, and some people will still be a complete asshat to you for no reason.
The key to interacting with potentially hostile customers/folks is to project as much bored indifference as possible. If I'm responding to a customer issue for one of my cashiers, my shoulders are going down, and I'm going practically zen.
Folks usually don't bother yelling at robots, and even if they do, who cares? It's all protocol.
Why would a customer ever be mean from the start?
I prefer doing things on my own most of the time: hiking, travel, vidya, etc. even though I could probably find someone to do these things with. Anyone else the same way?
>dropped another $60 on local lotteries
I can feel the win coming this time...
>>38446764
>tfw spend $600 a month on prostitutes
>tfw need the money
>cycle repeats itself
A more refined game. For a more refined gentleman.
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Anon, your father and I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into your upbringing. We're disappointed at how that turned out and would like the money back.
>tfw it will never be 2003 again
>tfw half of this board is too young to remember 2003
The left girl has been the archetype of my dream girl
>>38446638
>they were only pretending to be lesbians
fucking lame
tfw good emotional support for others
tfw others can't listen to feels to save their lives
i want to hug a qtand snuggle in bed and cry and writhe and make the bed gross
Who Orange County? I hate those fucking buses. Everytime I'm in the right lane, there's always one who's about to stop
Cheer up, anon! Everything will be fine!
>>38446593
>everything
nah, maybe a couple of things but eventually there's always a problem, wether you can solve it or not.
>>38446593
Pic related, much better.
>>38446758
This is the true one.
>>38446593
This one is a lie.
Please put me over a fire and cook me till I am well done.
Oh no! The Incredible Hulk lost his pants somehow, how will you help him out?
>>38446552
puppy bomb
>get a pounding headache
>take some headache medication
>try to go asleep for an hour
>headache doesn't go away and hurts too much to sleep
>try jacking off
>just makes it worse, every time my heart beats my head throbs
>eventually just light a cigar and go for a walk
>headache recedes almost immediately
What does it mean robots?
Mind sparing some Wojaks to a poor robot?
>>38446501
Here you mr op
>>38446520
*you go
have another one
>>38446536
And one more Wojak