Daily reminder that you're not in prison and have the freedom and potential to do whatever you want!
>Do whatever I want
>End up in prison
>>38447431
>This universe isn't a prison
Very funny black humor, OP.
>started a new job today in Seattle
>coworkers coming to my desk and introducing themselves to me
>a few coworkers later and one comes up to me and proudly announces to me that he is gay
>"just so you know, I'm gay and proud of it!"
I responded in kind
>"thats cool, I jerk off to Japanese cartoons myself. I really enjoy age difference, lactation, and plump genres"
>the faggot just stands there with a shocked expression on his face and then walks away
>later that day HR asks me to stop by
>"Anon, today we got a complaint that you were being overly sexual in the workplace and it was creating and uncomfortable working environment for one of your coworkers"
>"He came up to me and started talking about how he enjoys masturbating to men having sexual incounters with barn yard animals, beings that this is a progressive and accepting work environment I thought he wanted to discuss sexual fetishes with me?"
Am I gonna be fired lads? I find out tomorrow.
>>38447411
Nice one anon, fuck that faggot snitch. Go kick his ass after work
Apple trees and pear trees went into blooming,
River mists began a floating flow,
She came out and went ashore, Katyusha!
On the lofty bank, on the steeply shore.
She came out and sang she song about
Her young friend, the bluish eagle from steppe
All about the one she dearly loved,
The one whose letters she treasured and kept.
Hey, a song, the song of the young girl,
Fly and go after the bright Sun,
Find a soldier on the distant borderlands
Say hello from Katya waiting long for him.
Let him remember the young and simple maiden,
Let him hear the song she now sings,
Let him protect his Motherland for sure,
And their love Katyusha will protect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYwH6xmyqU
see u @ pavlovs house bratishka
everything makes more sense the more you view people like animals.
So what happens once everything makes sense to you?
Ill post one pic, then you post something slightly different
>>38447206
Image is related.
>>38447427
Image is also related.
How do you know if you got aspergers?
Consult the DSM
>>38447103
You get diagnosed with it, almost always at a young age.
t. an anon diagnosed with asperger syndrome
>>38447129
could it be possible that my parents are hiding my diagnosis. my mom once said that it's a miracle that I am that functional. I feel like I'm an alien socially and behind people my age at picking social cues.
I wish I could redo high school without the awkwardness and depression.
>>38447068
And endure another 4 years of suffering and torment? Be glad that chapter of your life is finished.
>>38447068
I don't think you'd know how because it looks like you are still depressed haha
>on last production warning at work
>will be fired in a week
>haven't heard back from jobs I've applied to in the past month
>have car payment, rent, and other bills
should I run away and live in the woods?
>"Sorry for poor english"
>proceeds to type perfect english
noe I dident
>>38447059
What do you expect. We're from a different culture and we speak different languages, yet here we are. I'm a bit self conscious about my English, as I come from the country in Europe with the ugliest accent.
How do I prevent my sister from turning into this with her daughter.
>>38447019
I'll tell you if you give the sauce
>>38447019
It seems the only logical answer is to marry your sister and be a good father to the child. So help me
Sounds like you're a sandnigger.
>look up one of my favorite video game characters on deviantart because i want to see if anyone drew some cool shit
>its all fetish garbage
W H Y ?
What character is it?
>>38446975
fall cannot come soon enough
>>38446975
>not going there exclusively for the fetish shit
newfag normie get off my board
>tfw 2010 was 7 years ago
The meme is real, I'm starting to have panic attacks thinking about how many years have passed by.
>>38446932
>was 16
>some good friends
>had high school sweetheart potential gf
>nice grades, going to college next year
7 years later, still no degree, no gf, no job and time keeps ticking.
>tfw I remember people posting about 2003 being 7 years ago like it was yesterday
>>38447674
I was gonna ask if you were me but I realized that I did the math wrong and I was already 18 in 2010..
still no degree and no job,, drinking alone in my room on a monday.
I think im pretty cool. What about you?
>>38446919
those legs
originallio
>>38446919
I want that anime dude to be my bf
my mom is cool.
my mom is cool and my mom will treat you right.
Hey /r9k/, I've had this problem for a long while but I've never gotten around to talking about it. whenever I listen to music, specifically music that I enjoy, not just any genre, I never get a good feeling out of it anymore. I'm not sure exactly when this lack of feeling started, but it's been starting to really bothering me lately. I just start to feel so empty and it depresses me whenever I listen to music because it reminds me of the good feelings I used to get, but I never feel them anymore. Does anyone else have this problem?
>>38446912
Get used to it, welcome to robothood.
This would have been a post over several paragraphs long, but I decided there wasn't a point posting it and I'm now contemplating over how much time I wasted making that post.
Iktf breh breh