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>>38451965
Aeu du toillete

Por homme

>>38451931
Definitely looking for BBC.

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somebody's waifu I blacked

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I made this in highschool and i refuse to delete it.

I uses drugs, they special

i think people who take drugs or go bar hopping every night are as big of a loser as someone who stays inside all day, respect more people who go out during the day doing actual hobbies

haha dood just be yourself, I am a robot just like you and I get laid often! this is the current state of this board

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>>38451655
shit, much lower forms of life than that get laid

I like my cereals like I like my human races. Non-mixed.

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>>38451666
Hehe what are you talking about goyim?
Everyone knows that cereals taste better when you mix their flavors and allow them to compliment each other.
May I suggest frosted flakes with some big bold cocoa puffs?

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>>38451653
Oh man, fuck yes I do. One combination I enjoy is honey bunches of oats mixed with frosted mini wheats.

I'm not angry, I'm apathetic

I don't really understand the question. Do you mean you're worried that your best computer building days are behind you, or that video games are to immature for you full stop. Anyway, if you're still a virgin at 24 you'll never find a wife, unless you buy one.

>>38451554
Not worth
Pursue a hobby with that money

>>38452078
I was a KV until age 23 and now I have a GF of five years.

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that was utterly revolting but bless his soul for actually delivering

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>be me
>be 16
>had bf and gf
>lived with then because mom kicked me out at 14 because I was the product of a rape, and she never wanted me anyway.
>be happy, bf and gf said i wasn't allowed to lose my virginity until i was 18, and it was gonna be to them
>bf comes home drunk one day
>attacks me, claiming i disobeyed him
>called me a whore
>beats me and knocks me down
>gf tries to intervene
>bf attacks her, pins her down and rapes her, i watch, but pretend to be unconscious
>he does the same to me
>it hurts so bad
>still play dead
>bf finishes and realizes what he did
>gf is crying
>bf goes into the back of the house
>comes back with a gun
>gf pleads with him not to kill us
>hear shot go off
>gf screams
>feel warm, stick wet on me
>smell copper and gunpowder.
>bf killed himself
>black out from shock and panic
>wake up in hospital
>gf is in mental ward
>bf is dead
>my home is gone

>never known happiness or dated anyone since then
>mostly stayed in my apartment when i wasn't working, with the rare exception of going to get groceries
>get a call a few weeks ago
>gf killed herself, left note to call me
>last bits of home are gone.

>>38451381
>jazz piano/trumpet
>extremely long walks in the city (several hours)
>shitposting

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I am a in my mid 20s and need a hobby.

I live alone, keep my place clean and like to drink.

Please suggest.

long walks off a cliff

>want to go outside
>cant go outside without a reason because im scared to go around because people will think im a rapist or isis bomber

It's cool out early in the morning

>>38451328
>tfw want to go outside
>tfw outside but want to go back inside

Me everytime

The pics normies post make it look like being outside is cool but the reality is it's fucking boring.