>have to get glasses tomorrow for the first time
>Have no comprehension of what looks acceptable
>Have no idea about how to use glasses (i just don't have good far-sight any more. do walk down the street with them on or just use them in the classroom)
>Have OCD which drives me insane with wearing regular clothes, glasses are probably going to be terrible
>I'm going to have to go to the store tomorrow and awkwardly try on glasses and look at my fucking disgusting fuck face in the mirror
>I'll probably just grab whatever pair and leave before I stress out
I don't want fucking glasses
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Don't wear them! Eventually the whole world gets fuzzy over time and you become more and more distanced from accurate perceptions of reality and you can finally feel free to swim in your own misanthropic delusions.
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Use contacts op
If you have some moni do Lasik
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>Had to wear glasses since middle school.
>The impairment wasnt big, like 0.5.
>Mom says glasses are to expensive and doesnt buy me.
>World is a bit blurry.
>Had to read my schoolbooks with a looking glass.
Eventually my eyes somehow fixed themselves.
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>you'll never be born a pig
>you'll never have your first cummies inside mummy
>you'll never make siblings with mummy
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtTTV6iglFU
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>tfw ended the chat with a 'seen'
So this is chadlife. Bye losers
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>>38452546
You'll always be back
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your efforts at trying to get people to be jealous are hilarious
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>papa pried the poop protector
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>secretary found the secular semen cemetery
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>chad found the cunny composite
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>mom found the lard lactator
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>work at community college pool as lifeguard
>comfy job, shift is 5:15-8:45 but I only watch the pool from 6:30 to 7:45, use the other timr to eat breakfast, nap, read
>female coworker gets bored while waiting to do her job, goes up to watch the pool at 5:45 instead of 6:00 (manager does the first 45 mins usually)
>i explain to her that we each have to do an extra 7.5 minutes of work because she decided to start 15 minutes early, I'll watch the pool from 6:15 to 7:37
>lowering her eyebrows, she makes a dumb face and has no idea what im talking about
>today she decides to start watching the pool at 5:30 instead of 6:00, so I get 15 minutes less of self-productivity and 15 more minutes of watching water
>i ask her why she insists on going up early
>"because im bored"
>i ask her why she doesn't just read in her spare time
>"i only read books for class"
Why are most women so damn stupid and uninteresting? All my male coworkers can maintain a conversation and do useful things in their freetime. She just brings in her $500 purse and starts checking her social media and drinking iced coffee for the time she gets in the break room.
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>Watch teen romance anime
>All I feel is hate
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I don't feel hate. I feel a mix of jealousy and regret. Quite saddening.
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>watch anime romance scene
>have to take a break every few minutes to not die from cringe overdose
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>Character in High School complaining about his virginity
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>Mom caught me doing autistic pretend sword fight moves in the kitchan moves
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>>38452391
Surely you're underage?
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She will remember it forever and treat you accordingly, like a child.
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>>38452391
>tfw I do this
fugg
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>tfw mommy issues bf
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I-I can be your bf,mommy
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>tfw girls say they like clingy
>tfw they actually dont
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I had a dream about Edward furlong, I was at some dark place and he was offering autographs I thought I may as well but I didn't recongnise him then he got upset by it and I got upset because I felt guilty for not recognising him, then he left so I followed him hoping to get his autograph and apologise, what did my brain mean by this?
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Christ Johnny depp looks shit
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ive had a recurring dream where im working in a convenience store and woody harrilson walks in and i go "holy shit youre woody harrilson! youre a great actor!"
and he says "thanks its always nice to meet a fan" and then buys a pack of cigarettes
idk what it means but i had the dream like 10 times around age 16-17
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>>38452470
You must be a really big fan.
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>roastie has an argument with her partner
>roastie drinks herself retarded because she has no self control
>roastie gets """raped"""
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>tfw the youngest child
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>>38452327
>tfw two older sisters
I basically grew up like half a girl.fuck off you tards, i'm not a cute trap
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>tfw ill never be as alpha as my older brother
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So, what did you guys think of this show? I thought it was edgy at times, but an alright western anime that was interesting. I've loved the games since I was a kid up to SOTN and my interest dropping off at there and forgetting about the series entirely.
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Watched the show having never played the games. It was trash.
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You are now the sole owner and ruler of the Musandam peninsula, an 1800 km2 province in the Straits of Hormuz (formerly part of Oman)
What do?
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>>38452161
Do I get to keep existing infrastructure and services?
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>>38452161
>lower tax rates
>make it become fiscal paradise
>take loans, provide small army, infrastructure
>tourism and bank tourism
>trade with Iran, UAE, Arabia, India
>lower medical standards
>all the traps come here for their operation
>blend islamic law with magna carta
>have my harem of 11 wives from all around the globe
>raise a dynasty of kings
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>tfw you will never have a tall hot blond woman go crazy for you
>tfw you will never have any kind of woman go crazy for you
This is what Chad life is like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FIfVfvOMo
Imagine being that guy. Didn't even fucking flinch when this celebrity openly confessed her interest for him in front of the whole world. This guy gets that interest from 10/10s multiple times a day.
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Has anyone tried grindr? I just scored myself 2 pretty good looking guys, 1 off them my age the other older. He works at apple! Also trying to get more into cross dressing. Really makes the pain go away! As long as you've got an asshole, someone will want u!!
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>>38451990
no one from my place uses grindr, i just want someone to fuck my cute femboy body =(
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>>38451990
Yeah. Whole area has been getting flooded by young transitioners for the past decade essentially so it's big here and they're easy. If you got money you don't even have to initiate they come to you.