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Anonymous
2017-07-18 02:36:24 Post No.38454403
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:36:24 Post No. 38454403 [Report] [View this topic]

I AM A BIOTIC GOD

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Anonymous
2017-07-18 02:35:28 Post No.38454394
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:35:28 Post No. 38454394 [Report] [View this topic]

What aesthetic music do you listen to while browsing?

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:45:05 Post No.38454515
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Aesthetic music is for 14 year old children of divorced parents. I listen to retrowave when I am shitfaced.

Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:59:29 Post No.38454700
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>>38454515
Retrowave is for depressed males 18+ that tend to have anger issues.

Anonymous 2017-07-18 03:14:41 Post No.38454908
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>>38454700
I'm 24 and I listen to Metalcore

Anonymous
2017-07-18 02:32:51 Post No.38454366
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:32:51 Post No. 38454366 [Report] [View this topic]

>there are beggars on this board that are literaly,actually,UNIRONICALY choosers

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Anonymous
2017-07-18 02:32:47 Post No.38454364
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:32:47 Post No. 38454364 [Report] [View this topic]

Who could have imagined pee pee poo poo pepe would have resulted in Kid Rock running for senator.

Some times a butterfly flaps another time a frog shits on a sad man with cancer.

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cuddling and kissing a prostitute 2017-07-18 02:30:28 Post No.38454325
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cuddling and kissing a prostitute Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:30:28 Post No. 38454325 [Report] [View this topic]

Would it be weird if I ask the prostitute to cuddle with me after we had sex?

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:31:28 Post No.38454337
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Not if she says she does GFE. If she's a cheap, low level prostitute it would and she would probably refuse.

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>>38454325
Your buying an STD, I don't think she'll mind if you cuddle with her after, as long as you pay

Anonymous 2017-07-18 04:19:13 Post No.38455795
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>>38454325
I think a better bet would be to do it mostly beforehand, and then a little bit afterwards. They don't mind, and a lot of people hire sex workers for nonsexual physical contact like a massage.

Anonymous
Sad videos 2017-07-18 02:27:00 Post No.38454286
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Sad videos Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:27:00 Post No. 38454286 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6wcdONteJY

This video made me cry.. :(

ITT: sad videos

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:45:37 Post No.38454523
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This one usually gets me:

https://youtu.be/UfAPhJW5fOY

Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:55:06 Post No.38454640
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>>38454523
That's a good song anon, thank you

Anonymous 2017-07-18 03:02:00 Post No.38454731
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>>38454640
Another one:

https://youtu.be/x8A9Y1Dq_cQ

Ray Charles was the best

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2017-07-18 02:20:56 Post No.38454213
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:20:56 Post No. 38454213 [Report] [View this topic]

can we stop the bbc meme?

please, im black and my dick is 6x5.5 and im scared of lost my v card because the girl will expect a 8x6 dick

please stop, not joking, this is making my life miserable

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:51:40 Post No.38454605
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it gets a reaction from the trolls every single time, so no, I don't think it'll stop.

Papa Cucaracha
2017-07-18 02:18:56 Post No.38454193
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Papa Cucaracha 2017-07-18 02:18:56 Post No. 38454193 [Report] [View this topic]

SO TAAAAKE MEEE
AND LEEET ME IIIINNN
DON'T BREAK ME
AND SHUT ME OOOUUUUT!!!!

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2017-07-18 02:12:41 Post No.38454112
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:12:41 Post No. 38454112 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no keshig bf

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 03:10:52 Post No.38454858
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>>38454112
Thanks, Doc.

Full of kesh!

Anonymous 2017-07-18 03:14:21 Post No.38454901
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>tfw no originaru gf

Anonymous 2017-07-18 04:08:13 Post No.38455626
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>>38454112
Are you cute tomokiposter?

Anonymous
2017-07-18 02:04:07 Post No.38453997
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:04:07 Post No. 38453997 [Report] [View this topic]

why do you keep drinking sugar water?

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:20:18 Post No.38454207
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>>38453997
Why don't you mind your own fucking business?

Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:21:51 Post No.38454226
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:21:51 Post No.38454226 [Report]

Taste good

You think moat of us are concerned with extending our shit lives longer than what it has to be?

Only Normie's care about being healthy because thier life is good

Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:28:51 Post No.38454304
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>>38453997
I'm addicted to caffeine, and sometimes coffee fucks my stomach up. I don't like energy drinks, but when you work late nights and barely sleep they do their job.

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2017-07-18 02:00:53 Post No.38453962
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:00:53 Post No. 38453962 [Report] [View this topic]

>31 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Notice a stinging sensation when urinating
>Believes she has a Urinary Tract Infection
>Wants me to give her some cranberry juice
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

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2017-07-18 01:57:44 Post No.38453917
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Anonymous 2017-07-18 01:57:44 Post No. 38453917 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi /b/,

I'm on holiday in Tokyo till this Friday evening and I've been really thirsty for a qt asian for about a week now, I've been on Tinder a lot, had 1 date with no luck, I've got a 2nd date tomorrow(same girl) and another date on Thursday (different girl, tho I think she just wants to learn English, and she had a 11pm university dorm curfew). It's totally possible I won't get lucky with the two dates coming up, so I've been looking at escort sites.

Should I book a escort for Friday afternoon and cancel if I get lucky before and would that make me a fucking degenerate? Or maybe I'll go for the escort service that is everything but sex,or maybe just a happy ending massage. I'm 18 and from the UK btw.

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Anonymous 2017-07-18 02:02:55 Post No.38453985
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