I AM A BIOTIC GOD
What aesthetic music do you listen to while browsing?
Aesthetic music is for 14 year old children of divorced parents. I listen to retrowave when I am shitfaced.
>>38454515
Retrowave is for depressed males 18+ that tend to have anger issues.
>>38454700
I'm 24 and I listen to Metalcore
>there are beggars on this board that are literaly,actually,UNIRONICALY choosers
Who could have imagined pee pee poo poo pepe would have resulted in Kid Rock running for senator.
Some times a butterfly flaps another time a frog shits on a sad man with cancer.
Would it be weird if I ask the prostitute to cuddle with me after we had sex?
Not if she says she does GFE. If she's a cheap, low level prostitute it would and she would probably refuse.
>>38454325
Your buying an STD, I don't think she'll mind if you cuddle with her after, as long as you pay
>>38454325
I think a better bet would be to do it mostly beforehand, and then a little bit afterwards. They don't mind, and a lot of people hire sex workers for nonsexual physical contact like a massage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6wcdONteJY
This video made me cry.. :(
ITT: sad videos
This one usually gets me:
https://youtu.be/UfAPhJW5fOY
>>38454523
That's a good song anon, thank you
>>38454640
Another one:
https://youtu.be/x8A9Y1Dq_cQ
Ray Charles was the best
can we stop the bbc meme?
please, im black and my dick is 6x5.5 and im scared of lost my v card because the girl will expect a 8x6 dick
please stop, not joking, this is making my life miserable
it gets a reaction from the trolls every single time, so no, I don't think it'll stop.
SO TAAAAKE MEEE
AND LEEET ME IIIINNN
DON'T BREAK ME
AND SHUT ME OOOUUUUT!!!!
>tfw no keshig bf
>>38454112
Thanks, Doc.
Full of kesh!
>tfw no originaru gf
>>38454112
Are you cute tomokiposter?
why do you keep drinking sugar water?
>>38453997
Why don't you mind your own fucking business?
Taste good
You think moat of us are concerned with extending our shit lives longer than what it has to be?
Only Normie's care about being healthy because thier life is good
>>38453997
I'm addicted to caffeine, and sometimes coffee fucks my stomach up. I don't like energy drinks, but when you work late nights and barely sleep they do their job.
>31 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Notice a stinging sensation when urinating
>Believes she has a Urinary Tract Infection
>Wants me to give her some cranberry juice
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
Hi /b/,
I'm on holiday in Tokyo till this Friday evening and I've been really thirsty for a qt asian for about a week now, I've been on Tinder a lot, had 1 date with no luck, I've got a 2nd date tomorrow(same girl) and another date on Thursday (different girl, tho I think she just wants to learn English, and she had a 11pm university dorm curfew). It's totally possible I won't get lucky with the two dates coming up, so I've been looking at escort sites.
Should I book a escort for Friday afternoon and cancel if I get lucky before and would that make me a fucking degenerate? Or maybe I'll go for the escort service that is everything but sex,or maybe just a happy ending massage. I'm 18 and from the UK btw.
Retard
Oregoo
Kill yourself normie
Maps arnt the same as western scum
>>38453917
/b/???
We're r9k you knob
I have to ask, how can white boys even compete!
>>38453906
>no bf with a bigger dick to frot with
This is literally all I want
>>38453906
but both of them are white
>tfw you shitpost stories about you and your waifu and people compliment you on your devotement and wish you good luck
What does r9k think of my gf?
Could you handle that ass?
I'd probably fuck your gf(male)