Why didn't anyone tell me life would get this levels of painful? JESUS
Suicide is not a choice since it would be an ever bigger embarassment. Where do I go from here?
>>38454873
Your fear, your anger, your ego, your bias, your interpretations -> everything bad. Other ppl in your shoes might enjoy themselves and start getting better and change life. But hey. Im not really better than you. Dumb people are nearly never really down... lucky basterds. They cant see how the ego and the irrational makes the world so shitty
Tell me this wasn't an improvement, niggers.
All I see on this board is "he just needed to bee himself bruh!" "Just lift a bit and you stop being a beta!" "He looked great!"
>>38454818
That's great if you want to look like a girl, I guess.
how do you deal with someone who has aspergers? it's fucking hard just talking to them
>>38454740
I have aspergurs
Umm
Just talk about something they like i like garrys mod roleplay
>>38454740
I have Ass-burgers.
>>38454768
This guy is probably right.
How do i get myself motivated to do school work? Whenever I try I just get distracted.
>>38454639
1. stop niggering around
2. stop being distracted by shit media
3. do it
it'd be funny if that guy was a manlet
>>38454639
If you're in high school you can fuck yourself. But if you're in college just remember you're going to be in debt for the rest of your life so you don't want to fuck it up.
I need like 30 people to rap over Protect Ya Neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW9Ks8MpDy8
>>38454627
> Expecting /r9k/ to have an talent.
>>38454676
Just believe in yourself!
Plz i love you
I vote adding in martin shkreli in with the wu-tang
>go out in public
>get eye raped by females
EVERY TIME
It's because you're gay anon you faggot
Are they very smart people?
no, but Baron is
he's the expert
No. Usually unoriginal.
>he thinks i'm a dead meme
Kek
this is only the beginning
Gonna go to the store to buy some groceries. What do you think?
>>38454614
You know what to do, FIRM
>>38454614
Buy stuff to make tacos, reeses puffs, chef boyardee, stuff to make spaghetti, pudding
So r9k we are sad fucks here. Are you planning your hypotetical retribution day? If so how would you do it? Any special achivements you would go after? kys on the end or no?
>>38454513
One thing is for sure. If I ever were to do a day of retribution, I wouldn't fuck up as bad as Elliot or those other autists.
Plan A
Hypothetical traditional action with trench coat and fedora, about a month before summer break when nobody can afford to be absent from classes and everyone is present for final exams anyway.
A hypothetical pair of silver sawed off shotguns for the teachers, a bag of frag grenades for the classes, starting from the upper grades and going down the line all the way to kindergarten.
Of course, a hypothetical pile of pistols under the trench coat and a hypothetical suicider vest for the police.
I saw in a movie a killer leaving flowers on his victims, I suppose I could leave a fidget spinner in every visited room.
Every Chad would get kneecapped and executed, every Stacy would beg for mercy and depending on how hysterical they would be I would either shoot them in the back or in the forehead. On a whim of course, can't plan everything in advance.
Plan B
Hypothetical arson, hypothetically shooting down everyone trying to gather on the football field or in front of the school.
Hypothetical suicider vest with hypothetical steel balls for efficiency.
Why do you actually want a gf?
You know you don't.
>>38454507
to maek babies
but I do silly ape
>>38454531
That is one old monko
>apply for a job
>later get call from HR person
>its a woman (not much of a surprise though)
>she has the cutest voice I've heard in a while
>set up a job interview
>she's the one conducting the interview
>mfw have oneitis for a person I've never even met or seen a picture of
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111 I REALLY NEED THIS JOB! I DON'T WANT THE EXTRA LAYER OF AWKWARDNESS!
Rawr you're a faggot
>>38454563
Thanks for the bump>implying people know how to sage nowadays
Years of playing vidya instead of socializing must have given you anons some ideas. Personally I find myself more focused on writing everything down now that I'm on antidepressants, even if I know it'll never be made.
tfw no big black bf to destroy my boypussy
Do not post my wife Astolfo with any reference to disgusting black creatures again. You will not have a second warning.
I fucket up /r9k/
was in a relationship with a qt3.14 for a year, really loved her but broke up with her one day.
Always been Alpha in my school and are somewhat fit. Runs everyday.
One day i was out running, saw her with a new boy, muslim.
Dunno what to do, so i starts to spring and tackles him, breaks his shoulder, she yells "WTF ANON" runs away.
What do i do /r9k/
Pic related
Congratulations, you've made your own hell on earth, you and those like minded individuals flock here to be among their kin, your torment shall be as eternal as your will to bear it, twisted by hatred and malice you have become what you once hated
Libera te tutemet ex inferis brothers, only you can set yourself free from this hell, walk away and mend what is left of you
>>38454407
um
hm
no