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>Tell parents i am happy
>Be sad anyways
>Grandma asks me for money
>Have some but tell her i dont have any anyways
>have friends
>Hate them anyways
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>>38461583
>Grandma asks me for money
The fuck dude, that's not how it works, it gotta be the other way around
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>see dumb thread
>reply to it anyway
Who /brainlet/ here?
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>>38461751
>see passive aggressive comment
>reply anyways
Who else /lowIQlet/ here?
I can't stop fucking fapping. Every fucking day I fap and then regret it afterwards
Help me r9k, I want to nofap
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you must entangle your libido with your sense of self worth
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This should help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmePrgRdRlQ&t=1s&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne
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Look at smth disguisting (f.ex. fat feminazis on fag tumblr) ;D!!
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I'd like to make this thread in honor of my friend who started his first job today. I never thought this day would come desu. After your oneitis Mary left you because of your "tiny member" I wasn't sure if you would pull yourself out of your downward spiral of drugs and self hate. But here you are, first day of working at Dollar General! Congrats man, your mom also says hi.
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Itt we name a fetish we have
I want to fuck a Jewish girl while she's dressed as a Nazi
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>>38461524
I like really tall girls (being very small would be just as good though).
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>>38461524
Bloodplay
More a kink than a fetish tho
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Is it possble to get a steroid monster muscle bf if you're a dickgirl top, girls?
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back to lgbtbbq+ freak
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>>38461319
>freak
No u
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I'm a autistic betafag cunt
>me
>shoping for vynls
>looking for specific artist which is pretty uncommon
>shop assistant is busy so I can't go and ask him if I he has one
>a girl walks in an we make eye contact
>I quickly look away
>cashier is free now so I go ask I'm
>do you have any vybls by the mountain goats?
>he does a quick search on the store computer but it yields no results
>I turn round and the girl is their she speaks to me
>you listen to the mountain goats?
>panick.png
>don't know what to say
>realise appropriate response
>YEAH
>realise I basicly yelled in here face
>run out of shop hear laughter behind me as I leave
How long will I be alone?
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>>38461263
For as long as you panic over girls for no reason.
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>>38461342
This (origodigodoo)
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>be me
>create defilade
no gf
>cook
no gf
>do lsd
no gf
>buy violin
no gf
ok /r9k/ what le fuck someone help im not even joking at this point, i need a fucking gf
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>be me
>kissless, hugless, fuckless virgin
>visit /pol/ daily
>be pro-abortion
>still no mummy gf
<what am i doing wrong
>oops
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>>38461254
Ask 1000 girls out and 20 might agree
Go on date and maybe 10 will agree for another
Then maybe like 1 would let you fuck
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>>38461254
Have you tried being attractive to women?
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Trust me, these videos are real. My mentally unstable dad is genuine. Now give me money.
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>>38461245
He literally admits the series is fake, moron
Shitting out a nice thick log of poop after a long day of wagecucking feels so damn good.
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Fuck yeah.
I love a big, solid shit stretching out my hole.
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>Go on date with whore from work
>Fuck her the same night
>Text her to hang out again
>She says ok
>She ignores me intitially but texts back a little bit
>Never end up hanging out again
>Find out she's fucking a bunch of other dudes
>Stops texting back completely
>I'm a little upset that she just dropped me like that but don't sperg out or act clingy
>Don't see her or talk to her much anymore
>Heard from friend that she showed up to work covered in bruises and crying
HAHAHAHHA
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>>38461149
>>Go on date with whore from work
>>Fuck her the same nigh
Normies get out of my board and take your facebook frog with you
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>>38461149
>Heard from friend that she showed up to work covered in bruises and crying
Sex that good eh? Lucky gal!
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Can we have a blackbot thread please?
>tfw rated least attractive on all dating sites
>tfw even sluts on backpage have to specify NO BLACK MEN
>tfw will probably never have sex.
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Why does he remind me of myself?
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>can't remember words
>can't do anything right
>low energy
Dammit
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Post feels only other 4channers will understand
>tfw you will never get to post on 2014 era /tv/ again
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>f u
That is reddit, there is nothing more reddit, don't ever post that again.
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>>38461237
Somebody get this hot head out of here!
Blox
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REAL LIFE IS NOT THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A LOVER SO TO 4CHAN IS WHERE I GO
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uuwuuuwuuu
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i think i am going to go get a dog today from the county shelter
how should i feel about this?
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>>38461034
Hopefully, ready
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>>38461034
If you are open, a dog will offer you unconditional love and friendship