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>ywn be transformed into a chicken
I'm not supposed to feel this feel.
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>>38464011
wouldn't you probably be plucked and eaten really soon
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>>38464032
Not if I was a wild chicken, red jungle fowl or whatever they're called.
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Why would you ever date a robot?
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Probably but I doubt the relationship would last long.
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>>38463992
You missed the point. That's not the question.
Autists are socially inept, autistic, stunted, will miss every social cue.
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I have and discovered I like autistic virgins.
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You look exhausted, wagecuck. Mr. Goldberg making you work harder this week like the slave you are?
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>>38463918
just waiting for the opportunity to stab him from behind and rob his shekels
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>>38463918
surely you can't get away with being a NEET forever?
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I don't like trap
you people are disgusting
just disappear for god sake
there is no place for shemale twinks traps or whatever they are called
fucking human freaks
you ruined this place
you are worse than normies
it used to be good
for god sake go away
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>>38463914
Sage and report these threads for spam. It might be good to start curing the cancer of this board already.
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>>38463914
>it used to be good
in 2008-2010 yes
2014+ is just a echochamber hugbox for edgy newfags.
Does r9k have any tips on aquiring a milf?
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Become a FILF/DILF
Have been a NEET since I was 16, I'm now 20. Anyone else opted out of society early?
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What do you think about trans singer? Would it be a future in music?
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How do I know if a girl is just using me as a beta orbiter?
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How do you know she doesn't just pity you and feel sorry?
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are you chad?
If no, then the answer is she is.
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>>38464561
^There it is. The truth.
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>"oh anon, you just need to meet new people!"
>"you'll get less nervous when you just let yourself go!"
>"why on earth do people make you so nervous? there's a whole world out there anon!"
>"just go outside and get out there"
why do normies think i can stop having crippling social anxiety by making myself even more cripplingly socially anxious
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>"What do you mean you don't know how to talk to people? Just say what you feel, bro."
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>My son did w-w-w-WHAT!!! I'm going to give him a good spanking, bend over anon in front of all these people
were you ever spanked in front of others as a child? I was stripped and spanked in front of parents' friends and I think that's why I grew up to be an exhibitionist.
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I posted this on /b/ but no one took le serious 2017-07-18 11:47:40 Post No.38463774
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Im planning to end my life tomorrow, I was thinking of throwing myself off a bridge or suicide by cop by showing off a fake gun.
Dont ask my reason, I made up my mind and I dont want sympathy from random people online. I just dont want to suffer too much or survive. It NEEDS to be tomorrow. In exchange, Ill post pics before the happening.
Im nit for the atention, again, I need tips to get everything over with.
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>>38463774
If you want guaranteed death neither the bridge or cop option is good as their is a chance for survival on both albeit small and if you do live you'll be crippled which would make life worse. I recommend the good ol helium tank breathing mask but you know not killing yourself is pretty good also.
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>>38464549
Just saying therapy does help, I've been where you're at before and therapy really truly helps.
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>white males want asian females
>white females want black men
Gee I wonder why
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>>38463714
Asian females want White males tho.
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I'll start
>Happy wife, happy life
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>If she sees I'm willing to do anything for her, she's bound to respect me!
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Hey David what's going on?
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listening to chopin while browsing r9k, sup with you op?
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>>38463643
Taking care of my high cousin. She's a mess when she gets like this.
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>tfw no Reinhardt daddy husbando
why live
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>tfw mommy Mercy will not wake you up and bring you downstairs for breakfast
>tfw daddy Reinhardt will never be sitting at the end of the table, reading a newspaper just before he goes off to work
>tfw he will never scruff your hair and say goodbye as he walks out the door
>tfw mommy mercy will never take you to the park and get you an ice cream
>tfw you will never go home and prepare dinner for when daddy Reinhardt gets home
>tfw you will never sit on his lap on the couch and watch tv together
>tfw you will never go to bed only to wake up and do it all over again
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>>38463760
I'd like Reinhardt as my dad honestly