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as common/ongoing things go, feeling lonely or being alone is literally the worst thing in the world. I havent experienced anything worse yet

people who hate their jobs and commit suisscheese almost always have isolation as a right wing man. same goes for loss, the grievance is about being without that contact

someone save me or off me
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>spent all of my allowance on my porn addiction again
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>paying for porn
why would you do that

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Do any robots live as a hoarder? Or just genuinely don't clean their house to extreme measures?
Tell me about it, post some pics.
Bonus points for time stamps
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>>38464373
I don't throw out all my old stuff, I keep it because im to attached to everything i own so i just let it stay
idk if thats a hoarder but similar i guess
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Fuck qvc and amazon. Everyday there's a package at our door. My mom keeps buying useless crap that clutters the house
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>>38464429
And she never throws away broken things. She keeps buying parts for a shitty mold covered fountain she bought from qvc.

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Hey /r9k/, how do I kill myself using nothing but coat hangers, vinyl gloves, and string?

Thanks in advance.
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Shove them all up your ass, faggot
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>>38464366
Put gloves on. Put string through coat hanger. Tie string around neck. Turn coat hanger to twist the string tight
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if you want the slow way

>run the string through your nostrils down through your mouth
>stack the coat hangers
>stuff your mouth with the gloves
hang the string onto the coat hangers

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Discussion, news, leaks, speculation, etc
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Anon, why haven't you taken the plump gril pill?
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>>38464318
>those cutting scars
into the trash it goes

I need some good PS4 games to play with my grandma
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I'd play Hide the Weenie with her, anon.
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>>38464315
I want to fuck this woment so hard.

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Anyone else have eggo waffles every day?
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>>38464270
No, but I do eat nothing but ramen noodles with soy sauce almost every day (every month or so I get a turkey sandwich at work for protein).

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Would things be different if times relevance to space and the concept of money had not caught on in human society? And how can we go beyond the concept of money and time?
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>>38464247
money is simply a medium for trade. Before fiat we used gold, before that we used fish

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>"where is my life headed? I'm in a Jew's, basement browsing /pol/"
A memorable quote from a buddy of mine.
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>tfw you realized you accidently hit the comma key because you're on a cell phone and the keys are inhumanly small until after you post

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Why aren't you trying to be a kept man neets?
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>>38464201
I don't know who the girl in the OP is but I would fill every hole in her body with my jizz

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>born in rural area
>poor there's so many bugs I can't even sit outside
>can't even get sun so I look like a pale dying piece of crap
>all the conditions are bad here it's a living hell
>have 0 fun resources
>0 luxury
>the only way people live in nice conditions is if it's government funded
>the disabled and the welfare are the rich ones here

It's ok the more you suffer the better life will get

>people are born in California
>happy sunshines weather waves
>hot girls parties sex and drugs
>live with parents that can afford food and education
>get to go to nicer colleges close to home and their parents pay for it
>parents buy them cars and shit and live in luxury homes
>get inheritances from relatives and money
>I didn't even get a dime on my graduation
>they all end up rich and happier with hotter wives and nicer shit while having life on easy mode and close to perfect
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What would you do if you managed to get a thin gf and she became like this?
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Die happy.

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Is this gorilla one of us?
>hates other gorillas
>likes humans more
>no gorilla friends
>has to go to some kind of gorilla therapy
>never mated
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>tfw too smart for other gorillas
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>Loves humans
Certainly not.
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>>38464067
that Gorilla is way too alpha to be a robot. He is clearly wicked smart as well, doesn't give a fuck about sex, wants nothing to do with other gorillas cause he probably sees them as inferior. Plus his actual violent behavior is the shit robots only pretend online. He's a fucking god, a true King Kong, we could all stand to be more like him.

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Iet's all Iove lain
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let's all sleep

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