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Something absolutely surreal happened in the past 24hs

>smoke weed at 2pm after i wake up
>smoke out the window but the wind was blowing the smoke back inside
>mother and sister came back unexpectedly
>my sister who is 28 instantly told my mom im smoking weed
>anxiety is kicking in, im expecting nothing but horror from now, sister is talking to somebody on the phone
>mom is convinced
>they talk about me when i leave the kitchen
>midnight that day
>check if my mom is sleeping and light one
>she enters my room and asks what am i smoking
>weed obviously
>can you show it to me? Come on, let me steal a puff
>ask her if shes serious
>she smells it and takes three hits
>dont smoke marijuana anon
>she leaves
>next morning
>mom gives me a talk about not getting into another addiction or ill die very soon and when will i stop and how

I think I broke her. I thought she would take the knife out the drawer and stab me in the back as she promised she would do. Im confused as fuck.

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>Hey, Anon. Did you catch my new movie?

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>have a younger sister
>she's a freshman in high school
>eats like shit, doesn't exercise much, sits around all day
>still great body, great hair, great skin, never depressed, probably going to look 8-9/10 when she's all grown
>has an okay/sort of cute face given her shitty genes
>lots of close friends and guys her age swarming all around her

>be me
>age 19
>subhuman facial aesthetics
>lift all the time, actually fucking weigh my food, and have a strict daily routine
>terrible skin, back acne since age 13
>asperger/ terrible social skills
>as soon as I get up above 14% body fat i look like a disgusting flabby mess, thankfully i have built some muscle up to look okay but my shitty frame makes it difficult to look good at normal body fat range
>never had a gf except for a single pity """date""" when i was like 11

why? it isn't fair. how come my sister doesn't even need to actively try and improve herself but i have to work my ass off to look decent. we both have shitty jew genes, how did i get fucking wrecked

>inb4 have sex with your sister
i fucking hate 4chan why do you guys think like this

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>manage to ask hot coworker on a date before she quit her job
>had a crush for her for a year but she was often rude to me when drinking with the job
>we actually fuck after a few drinks
>meet her again and just fuck for a week at her place
>happens again at my place

now she is texting me these cute messages and asking to watch a movie at the cinema etc etc

have I made it? this all happened to quick. 22 and never had a gf before - she is also way too hot for me

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Are you supposed to tip the people at these drive through alchool and chip things?

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CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
(chappelle's show)
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
(chappelle's show)

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how do people eat this garbage?

"it's cheap" isn't a reason, there's lots of good food that is cheap

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Piss Bottles General: /pb/

Okay lads let's talk best bottles.
For me it's got to be lipton ice tea bottles because of their wide hole which allows easy insertion of my penis.
What about you /pb/?

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko/

tfw

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>tfw no bf or gf(male) to sissify me with titty skittles and become my master

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>there are legit autists and auspies here
Uh, can you guys fuck off? /r9k/ would be so much better without you freaks shitting up this website.

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Lets walk through the hopes and desires of the average 18 year old woman.

>Omg I hope a tatted slick-backed hair chad talks to me.
>Omg I hope that ripped muscle-shirt 6"1+ talks to me.
>Omg my pussy is worth 6 trillion dollars its a privilege for anyone to fuck me.
>My pussy is better than any other pussy on the face of this earth because reasons.
>Omg I have such good friends my best friend is a brony hes such a good listener. When my emotionally abusive chad boyfriend cheated on me my friend was there for me.
>Omg I want to be a cool chick so I'll buy 20 pairs of leggings and braid my hair all the girls are doing it (pure herd mentality).
>Omg I goto the gym regularly to stay healthy(cardio and squats only for big ass)
>Omg why do manlets even talk to me? get awaaayyyyy

Anything else to add, lads?

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Girls of r9k, what do you think of skellys?

I am 6'0 and 132 pounds for reference.
Do girls find us hideous or weird? what is your opinion on skellys?

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still living with his parents? Do I seriously have to become a wage slave to get one?

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>made 9k selling runescape gold last week
>build a gaming pc 3 days ago that cost me around 2k
>bought 2 1440p 144hz monitors
>played witcher 3 then just started browsing 4chan and fapping

well fuck, can you guys post some frogs too i need to create my folder again.