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>talking about space flight
>lmao fix the problems here first
Everytime
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If a woman doesn't have a fat pussy is it even worth having sex with her?
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>>38467079
if a women doesn't have a penis it isn't worth having sex with her.
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>>38467079
>t. baboon fucker
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>pull away from wendy's
>look in bag and see they didn't put extra ketchup in the bag
>pull around to walk in the store and get some
>employee is locking the door to the lobby as i walk up
>stop and turn around
>"sir, if you need something we can help you, i just saw you in the drive through
>don't respond, walk to car and eat the two tripple burgers and 3 crispy chickens without my ketchup
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>>38467066
You should have told him to not call anybody.
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is it a cost saving measure that they assume you don't want ketchup when you order fries in a drive through now?
enough of this
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Good. Ketchup is fucking disgusting.
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christmas BLOWOUT
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If I open my own charity, can I donate to it, have it written off by the tax return and therefore double the money I put into my charity? (which I can withdraw any day?)
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>>38467011
most charities need to be audited by the goverment
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/charity-reporting-and-accounting-the-essentials-march-2015-cc15c/charity-reporting-and-accounting-the-essentials-march-2015
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You have to do at least some charitable work, otherwise it's simple tax evasion, and that's even assuming they give you the legal certification to be a recognized (by the IRS) charity in the first place
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>tfw didn't win the lottery again
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>Is it the pain of the drinking
>Or the suddenly sinking feeling
>The car never seems to work
>When it's late your girlfriend's on a date
>And the hero with her in your dream
>In your sleep it seemed like you
>Manchild, will you ever win
>Manchild, look at the state you're in
>Manchild, he will make you cry
>Manchild, Manchild, Manchild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9VBMBS3qE
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Are ASMR channels and porn actually a pretty good substitute for a real relationship?
I mean, a robot nowadays has thousands of pretty girls who will gently whisper to him for hours on end on youtube, and all kinds of porn if he wants it, so what is he really missing out on?
It's like all of the positives (intimacy and sex) without the unnecessary baggage of commitments, fear of infidelity, monetary losses, etc.
Plus, if sex androids ever become a thing, the sexual aspect will become even more lifelike.
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Masturbation destroys your mind
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ASMR = http://seductra.net/
thats your future
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>>38467033
ASMR girls just whisper random words and stuff, though. They're not commanding you to do stuff or submit to them. It's about intimacy, not submission or being dominated or whatever.
e.g. of being nurtured:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdRwEvXPYGE
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>me at work other day
>hot coworker pranks me by shutting down my cash register and making me log back on
>wanna get back at her somehow
>try to say "im gonna get you back for that fucker"
>init. Autism.exe
Accidentally say "im gonna fuck you"
Tfw customers heard me
Tfw she gave me a disgusted/angry look
Tfw she told my boss
Im pretty sure im gonna lose my job there. Should i an hero? Or just deny it?
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Grab a die and roll twice, first for looks, second for personality.
6 = Meta-Alpha
https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1
Post results.
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>it's an anon imagines writing Springsteen's entire pre-Tunnel of Love catalog masturbation session
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Keep this board in english, please
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Hello robots, I want to learn how to cuck, I have cucked in the past and I really enjoy, but I want to be able to make some reallt good dishes and turn cucking into a hobby of mine, any tips on where to begin?
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>make a post with a few words
>click i'm not a robot
>no captcha
>post
>YOUR FUCKING POST WAS NOT ORIGINAL FAG
>add originialeloe to the post
>click i'm not a robot
>captcha
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>>38466840
That's what you get for trying to get around the robot. Also, if you don't have to solve the captcha 100% of the time, that means Google is tracking you and using your history to assume you're not a robot.
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>>38466859
why doesn't google always know that i'm not a robot?
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>>38466886
Trying to do multiple captchas in quick succession is a trigger to check whether you're a robot or not. Google doesn't know everything, yet.
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Third wheeling again and friends smoking by weed. I hate being this ugly. I want to go home.
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>tfw using thick oatmeal as a masturbatory lubricant for no reason at all
is this how i confirm my absolute degeneracy? why did i even think of doing this? Why did it feel rather good?
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does anyone get freaked the fuck out that women are precious and valuable just for being women. Their tits are like precious jewels that a man would do anything just to gaze their eyes upon. Just kissing a woman is a memory for a lifetime. Guys literally risk prison time just to insert their penis in them. It really freaks me the fuck out if i ever had a girlfriend i'd literally be walking around with a precious jewel that everyone wants to ruin and take away from me.
I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD
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No problem just date a girl not many guys want.
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>>38466766
no cause then i dont want her
i just want a pretty girl on like an island or some shit away from a lot of people
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>>38466804
everyone wants a pretty girl, which means they're in demand, which means you have to compete to get them just like every other resource on this planet.