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>be me
>lurking about on /r9k/ and /wg/
>find a neet reaction
>saveimageas
>get a call
>from a clinic I went to last week for some tests needed for work since I work at a butcher's shop that exports frequently to local resturants
>nurse goes to connect me to the doctor because he scheduled it or some shit
>assume everything's going to be fine because other than a few week reoccurring rash on my hip I'm clean
>greets the physician with a comical "What's up doc?"
>notevenachuckle.png
>"Mr. Anon are you alone right now?"
>want to make a pervert joke but I'm not full autismo and can read a mood
>"Yeah..."
>doctor then proceeds to tell me that a few of the tests have confirmed I have genital herpes and that's the cause of the rash
>dafug
>he then asks if I had sexual intercourse before the rash appeared
>tell him I did hook up with someone in my neighborhood
>also explain that I used protection
>he says regardless I need to report there at 11 exact to pick up ointment and medicine to make it go away
>also says that I'm ineligible for work until this is over
>this is the reaction I downloaded at the time

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What stops a girl from going on eHarmony and using all the men as practice bf?

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DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SAMI MENACE /R9K/

I JUST WOKE UP FROM THEIR SPELL

ALCOHOL IS NOT A GOOD THING

REMEMBER, TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR CULTURE

BEWARE OF THE SAMI PRIDE

BEWARE

THIS IS ONLY WARNING YOU GET

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Anyone here selfemployedcuck? I'm slowly becoming a selfemployedcuck. What is it like after you reach point of having solid income? NEETs stay the fuck out of my thread.

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Can we start a "that kid" thread?

>That kid who watched horse porn in the computer room
>That kid who jerked it in the bathroom and told everybody
>That kid who wanted to open a strip club called "nippleopolis"
>That kid who groped his prom date
>That kid who said cells are called cells because they "sell things"

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>tfw no doyen bf

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What are the privileges that come with the 100th post on a board?

Roll trips for extra privlij.

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After 27 years, I finally got laid tonight 3 days before my 28th birthday

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>literally can't realistically imagine a girl showing interest in me without having ulterior motives like pranking or using me
>every one of my romantic daydream fantasies end up in some variation of this because I can't suspend disbelief
>give up and just try to imagine some incredibly contrived practically science-fiction reason for why she would know anything about me and want anything to do with me instead
>this sputters out almost immediately
Who else is this far gone?

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Hello guys has been a long time let me tell my story [Crazy shit]


>I always lurked here on 4chan about my problems (was always the worst decision
>after I was abused by my mom with 9 years old I developed a sick addictive behavior with porn
>with 15 discovered incest porn and my orgams were strong just with this type of kinky
>17 discovers 4chan and research my issues
>get worse and tries to pursue my mom
>fails and get humiliated
>turns mom/son fetish into some cuck incest
>finds Trans and trap shit
>18 finally change fetish, went to sissy shit
>deeper and deeper
>cd trying kinky shit and depressed
>lurk here for more shit to help
>one day tries to fuck myself with a 6 inches dildo and eat my own cum
>REGRET SOO MUCH
>at the same time I was failing nofap (started with 17 years old soo a fucking year trying)
>stop using the internet and keep following the quote "don't fight the old build the new"
>start being happier again after a shit phase
>lifting
>start liking my body
>1 month without 4chan and sick shit
>masturbate last time with my hand (really hard)
>had balls to see a girl that I keep talking online
>date with her
>went to her city
>after couple weeks dating invite her to my house
>lost my virginity with her (she was on period
>keep having doubts because she said bad stuff about her ex "he followed me" " didn't care for my illness "
>reads about borderline
>ask for a break
>sadness moment of this year
>we both cried a lot
>can't sleep
>we are together now
>but my doubts are here
>she has borderline and live 20 km of me (12 miles, neighborhood city)
>I don't know why I made this post
50 days on nofap, I am traveling now, and 2 months clean of 4chan

I will answer questions
Sorry for my shit English and long post

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4th of July edition.

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i dont get the ending lads

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Is Cryptozoology the most robot major/career?

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>could have dated hot chicks
>started balding

thanks god. I guess being poor, abused by my parents, starving my whole life, having no friends or family, being completely alone in the world with nothing, autism, have a 0 metabolism so i have to starve just to not be fat, hairy, covered in stretch marks, and pale as an albino in the snow wasn't enough

thanks