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**Don't post itt unless you are a quality poster**

On r9k, a typical theme is that nobody cares about you. i.e. no gf, no friends, made fun of, etc. I just thought of this.

How many people do YOU care about?

For me, I can name only a few. I have my mom, my brother, and my godmother. These are the people that come to mind immediately. I also care about my dad and my grandmother, but I can't say we have too much of a connection. I have my dog and cat too, and I care about them. I've had them both since they were very young.

Also, what are your ambitions?

I have no ambitions. I have dreams, although I think "fantasies" is more appropriate. I would like to be an "independent" musician(who started from soundcloud), who makes money touring and gets to fuck all the alternative slutty girls that show up to my shows. Or I would like to be a leader. Someone that unites the autismo robots and forms a society for us all to live in.
The reality is that I'm a lazy loser, and I always have been. Not only do I not fit in socially, but I also am functionally useless. I'm too lazy to accomplish much of anything, and that's pretty much the way it's been my entire life. I have no redeeming qualities.

Write your blog below.

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wow i thought that my dick was small but kek, the average girth is so fucking small, it's like 4.7 or something, my girth is 5.5 and i found that it's porn star tier, jonnhy sins has a 7x5.3 dick

i hope i can be a porn actor like jordi el nino polla because im a manlet and i look like a kid with autism

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>tfw your whole family doesn't know a thing about your life or give a fuck about you
>tfw dad hasn't talked to me in years
>tfw mom doesn't give a fuck about me and could care less about me and laughs if i ever ask for help for anything
>tfw brother wants me to fail
>tfw talk to my sister all the time and she doesn't even pay attention enough to remember anything i say, doesn't care if i succeed or fail
>tfw uncles hate me and made my grandma turn on me for no reason other than money/inheritance because i don't even really talk to them

how do i get rid of the crippling depression of being rejected by my family ? i was simply born into a family of sociopathic narcissists that are incapable of caring about others, but i'm too much of an emotional faggot to get over it.

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When everything is shit but you're fine with it and then something happens that turns it into an explosive diarrhea

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Women can't be robots, it's physically impossible for a girl to be a virgin. If you are a female stop posting right now, your kind doesn't belong around here.

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I want us all to think about somthing for a minute today i was in bed playing classic DOOM on my smartphone and i realized somthing, people would have killed to put doom in thier pockets when this game came out on floppy back in the 90's like holy shit i am carrying around a small portable computer in my pocket ! We have tablets that are half laptops we can play fucking ps2 ports in our pocket now like gta san andreas i can get on R9K/ anytime anywhere nowdays this is amazing you guys if not politically at least technologically we can say we live in some seriously impressive fucking times. People back in the 80s and 90's and old fags alike would have never guessed we could come this far and we still have a was to go. The future is awsome and sex robots are on the way its like the world is one giant fucking scifi novel now. I can write a paper on my phone i can do an excell sheet i can make an entire fucking presentation AND store it anywhere and access games and documents for anywhere with Steam and other services this shit is amazing and nobody can deny it. Anybody else had this ephinphony latley ?

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is becoming a butler the ultimate autist's dream?

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My problem isn't getting girls to like me, my problem is that I'm too fucking nervous to have sex. Because I know I'm going to end up looking like a fool. I can't make eye contact with people, not even my parents. Am I doomed for life? How do I get over this phobia? It's destroying my life

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So any of you guys losing your hair?
Mines starting to go and its getting worse and worse
So I was wondering what you guys do about it Do you shave your head? Do you wear a hat? or do you just not care and leave it like it is?

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Hey, you. Yes, you. Stop being delusional. Embrace Stanleyism

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>tfw skelly manlet
>tfw look like a 13 year old
>tfw I'm actually 18
I wanna get some fucking muscles. Someone post their home training programs, I don't wanna go to the gym and get laughed at by Chad.

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How do you react to shit thrown your way in your daily life?

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females can't be robots, but can they be cyborgs? (also does a 30 y/o fem virgin still count as a wizard?)

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Little dicked black bois lmao