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Any other Slav robots/cyborgs here? How are you doing?

How is life in your country different from other Western countries? Do you like it where you live? Do You have any job or do you study? It's basically impossible to be a NEET in in our countries unless you have parents to support you.

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All my family is coming over in 30 minutes
THERE'S NO ESCAPE I'M FUCKED

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>you don't need a gf to be happy anon
>you can be happy, you just have to live yourself

*goes back to his gf's house*

WHY THE FUCK NORMIES DO THIS???!!!!!! IF YOU DONT NEED A GF TO BE HAPPY THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE ONE FOR!!!???? I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN NORMIES TELL ME THAT SHIT! HOW HYPOCRITES THEY CAN BE?!

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Be me
>eat alot of shit during weekend
>have McDonald's shake
>stomach pains
>diarrhea
>Parents want to take you out for 19th birthday
>uncomfortable because afraid of shitting pants
>take Pepto
>still shitting
This fucking sucks anon

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I can't stop twitching my neck. What's wrong with me?

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can i be the next jordi el nino polla?

i am a 5'6 manlet with shitty facial hair and my dick is 6x5.5 so because my height when i look at the mirror my dick looks so fucking big

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>ywn go to a school with autistic cheerleaders

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I think I've given up

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i just did my daily stretching

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So what can you do when you've been a NEET, browsing this board, for 4 years? How can you fix your ruined life?

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How do I cope with being a bottom 10 % social skills and looks male? My cynicism about life can't get higher. My empathy with women (lives on easy mode, get jobs as money handed to them, skim Chads off tinder) and normies (fit in perfectly wherever they go, spend all their lives in institutions run by their clones and judged by their clones, are happy to wage psychological warfare through advertising, propaganda, self serving lies) can't get lower.

>26
>had no female attention ever
>no friends since 18, even in university
>became the ugly loser loner beta of my workplace within days

I already lift heavy weights and do cardio. It makes no difference to an ugly and nerdy looking face.

At this point it is demoralising seeing Chads and Staceys everywhere during the day but finishing work leads to even more stress, due to the feeling that I have to be rich / accomplished at something through extreme hard work in my spare time or else I'm doomed forever. Of course I just waste all my tim, eat junk food, ruin my sleep with coffee, and tell myself I'll change tomorrow.

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>stop it hurts your dick very big hurts hurts!
>tfw my girth is 5.5

why cant asian girls handle an average dick?

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Hey /r9k/ Robots

I'm in germany,sipping my tea and thinking about my life,so i wanted to tell you about my (recent) life

Also I want you to tell about your life (if you all want to)

>(Now) 14 y/o
>Have 3 Names (trollfaktor: 9k)
>Have finally summer Hollydays

Begin:
>mom & dad divorced before i was born (can see my mom if I want)
>Since 2010 Happy Life

Starts of D e p r e s s i o n
>2012 my dad died from lung cancer (reasons later)
>Feeling down af (have no friends,my grandmother cries nonstop)
>I start to use the internet stronger than before (forget about life for a moment)
>Got bullied,cuz I was down
>people really started to make fun of my fathers death (found it out later,if i knew,I would've beat the shit out of them)
>2013 and I was about to kill myself
>later cancelled it (too much fear)
>2014 and my uncle gets sick and almost dies in front of me
>my cousin (24 y/o back then) called the ambulance and my one of my cousins (34 y/o back then)
>I was scared and schocked af and didn't knew what 2 do

The Change
>moved to my cousin with her 2 sons (my cousins too)
>I started feeling better


Little story that shows secrets
>Got invited to a marriage
>trinked a LITTLE BIT (one sip ) vodka
>my cousin raged
>next day my cousin told me that my father took heroin and that caused the cancer
>Since that day I have a inner hate to my dad

D E P R E S S I O N (fast live edition)
>moved out
>feel sick
>grandma died (she did EVERYTHING)
>hear $B and Vaporwave/Lo-Fi
>Have friends
>Well i feel better than before,but i'm still depressed

What do y'all think about?

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What's up with my nails?
looking very transparant.

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I finally got a gf that seemed to be going well till was laying in bed with her and she said that when we do have kids they'd have to learn Hebrew and Spanish. I would rather not have Jewish children. It would be a lot of work to help her with her past and get her to a level of self understanding and knowledge and Im not sure if thats worth doing for this one. It's been slightly over a week and I already am starting to have these feelings. Told my mom I dont plan to stay with her for said reasons and she literally said
>well as long as u guys arent hurting each other she can just be your practice gf
Should I maybe just not focus on long term and just enjoy myself with this girl or should I drop?
>pic related what i want my wife to be doing