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Do any of you guys plan on having kids? Why?
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Who cares. Just post porn of white women getting fucked by asians or whatever
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>>38478352
That never happens because Asians dont have penos. That's why they blur it out in their porn. They are smooth as dolphins down there.
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>>38478352
>>38478406
That's not what the thread is about though. Do you feel worthy to reproduce?

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>he fell for the 'personality matters and just be confident, girls love confidence meme'
i'm sorry

it's not your fault tho
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Is loli hentai illegal in canada?
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it seems like a gray area everwhere as far as i can tell. it is in the uk, /apparently/
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Yes, but its one of those laws that people dont really get in trouble for
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what do they consider "loli"?

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i swear to god there ain't no time for women on the come up

it's either pussy or the come up
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Do you think some mass shooters start feeling instant regret when they are undergoing the act?
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>>38477986
Actually yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_High_School_shooting
>After dropping the gun, Carneal said to Strong: "Kill me, please. I can't believe I did that."

>TFW ugly and have social anxiety but walk to work monday-Friday on one of the busiest streets in town
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>>38477835
Walking busy streets is shit regardless.
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>>38477835
Wear headphones, you dingus.
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Anon your thread is so cute it's funny

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I lost weight, I go to the gym every now and then, I take care of my hygiene, I'm even trying to get a driver's license this summer. Nothing helps, I feel so fucking lonely, I only have two friends, one I met online, and the other is from my high school.

Whenever I go out alone I look at people, get depressed then return home after an hour. Other than that I stay in my room, browse 4chan or play vidya if I'm in the mood.

I used to go out with a cute girl, but it turned out she didn't like me in the way I hoped so we stopped talking. Tried asking another one after, but I just bailed.

I feel empty.
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>>38477809
try doing Drugs

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>go to grocery store that used to have a post office inside to get some shit notarized
>post office gone ree
>ask cute guy stocking vegetables wtf happened to post office
>he chuckles he gets that a lot
>he just moved here so he's not sure
>we talk for a minute
>he's got a sparkle in his eye and a cute sly grin
>gorgeous
>before I leave store I go back to his area thinking about asking him out
>see him look at me and smile
>get too timid, figure he's straight and leave unhappy

straight robots will never encounter this sort of feel. the "i felt it but it was probably in my head and i'll be offensive if i try to act on it" sort of feel.
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it must suck being gay
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STRAIGHTS ARE NOT ROBOTS REEEEE
THEY ARE THE NIGGERS OF ORIENTATION
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>>38477929
It does, I think if I were straight I"d be in a relationship.

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>"Hi anon nice to see you made it! Umm did we forget to tell you this is a nudist beach? Hurry and take off your clothes or we will do it for you!" *giggles*
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I must have sleep pissed last night while having no memory of it. I just accidentally drank a whole bunch of piss and now I feel ill.
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So you pissed the bed and drank from a piss jug, don't shit yourself
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>>38477745
did you suck the piss out of the bed?
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>>38477837
No. I guess I must have sleepwalked to take a leak last night but I seem to have done it in my soda bottle which I had neglected to put back in the fridge.

>hot as fuck so want a drink
>realize I didn't put the soda back in the fridge last night
>get a glass of ice
>pour a full glass of the soda, notice it's not fizzy but whatever. Thirsty.
>glass is also green so didn't notice any discoloration
>start chugging it and note that it tastes kinda like piss
>keep drinking it, thinking that the sweetness from a pastry I just ate was muting the soda's sweetness
>realize that this is not right
>open the soda bottle and sniff the spout
>pure piss.
>just downed 3/4 of a full glass of iced piss.

Can anyone make it?
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>>38477694
once you make it you have to keep it and that's a lot of stress and work.
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I can make it, I've tried
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everyone makes it in the end

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The patriarchy strikes again.

Don't worry Betas women will munch your cum so you'll pay off their student loan debts.

Enjoy paying for her lesbian dance degree while she fucks Chad.

http://fortune.com/2017/05/24/women-student-loan-debt-study/
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why is college in america ridiculously expensive?

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Any of you guys ghost through life? Not really trying to do anything great but just make enough to have a decent apartment and a mid priced new car? I dont feel like im asking for much but it seems hard to ghost when no one pays. Tip? Advice on how to do it more easily?
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>>38477557
technical school, manual labor jobs are in very high demand atm. it's a good way to earn a decent pay without wasting time on a university degree you dont want or need

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Hey loser, what are you looking at?
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>>38477532
A bitch that can't be looked at for more than 2 seconds without feeling insecure.
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>>38477532
a bitch that needs glasses since she can't tell where i'm looking
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>>38477532

I love how you can see that she has shaved her pubic hair, by the white dried out skin flakes in her crotch region.

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monogamy is boring af


who /player/ here
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>>38477489
if(party_rock_in_the_house)
strategy = strategy_r;
else
strategy = strategy_K;

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