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God dam it god damn it god damn it my parents ruin EVERY FAP session every single fuckikg one. Literally the minute I touch my dick they start moving around and walking by
Why can't you fuck off I can't get laid if I don't have my fap sessions I will get VERY angry
You need to stop seriously fuck off. My balls are so angry and full go AWAY. My fluids have to come out uninterrupted OR ELSE
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>tfw no socks my feet are cold and theres nobody to keep them warm
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Fucking around with people
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Does anyone like to mess with peoples emotions and make them feel sorry for you? I just get this weird rush when people feel sorry for me and want my sympathy.
For example, say a certain robot got in a really heated fight with this girl he knew. Someone who he was in a long distance relationship with.
Now say after the fight, he faked his own death to her by reporting it to her through a fake number, pretending to be a friend of his.
Am I a horrible person for wanting to see her feel sad and crying for me? Has anyone else done this before? Any stories?
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>tfw you will never have a schizophrenia-induced yandere gf to protect you against the mean voices in your headnot even schizophrenic
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how good are yanderes in bed?
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>>38483347
they want nothing more than to make you happy so will do absolutely anything to pleasure you
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is anyone else here balding from a disease?
I have a really REALLY shit hairline but its only because im tired all the time. My body is so fucking tired all the time i can't even function or get out of bed without getting light headed. Every time im WICKED tired i noticed hairs falling and sticking to my face.
How do i not be tired?
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>>38483132
Did a doctor tell you that a disease is the cause of your hairloss? Or are you clinging to that hope so you don't have to confront the truth that your hairline is never coming back?
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>>38483201
no i mean my hair falls out more when im tired as nut sack
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>tfw I will never be John Mcclane
What fictional character would you want to be robots?
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>>38483122
yer fictional girlfriend, cunt
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anyone else's noses itches when they get aroused? or is it just me?
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I sneeze when I'm really turned on
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My ex used to have that, was pretty cute desu
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>>38483039
And here I thought I was the only one that got that
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I haven't opened /r9k/ for a few months. This used to be a place where I belonged to - until posting about my life.
I am sexually attracted to little girls. I'm a kind person and wouldn't risk on traumatizing anyone, so I'm no abuser.
These past days I've had trouble getting up my bed. After sleeping 11 hours, I still don't have a reason to get up since I have nothing interesting to do.
What do you get up for in the mornings?
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>>38482974
Probably won't help but: Get a job (Get a fucking job, no rheeeing allowed here). Practice escapism. Talk to a therapist (Never been to one but they might help)
>inb4 "normie advice"
Best I can do pal
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The desire to eradicate child sexual predators gets me out of bed in the morning. Get your shit together and stop being a faggot OP
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>>38482974
I feel you op, I often can't get out of bed till its 4 in the afternoon, and thats just because the hunger gets to me.
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>get some friends
>get money
still considering suicide daily
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>>38482941
>have skinny gf
>making $120k a year at 24
>still contemplate throwing myself off San Mateo bridge on my commute to work
IKTFB
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This is what happens when society is based purely on individual material gain. Total collectivism is not much better. A healthy medium where the individual is valued as a vital contributor to something much grander is necessary for us to be satisfied with life.
>tfw fingerlet
>tfw can't even masturbate kindly
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how does it feel knowing that this is probably the best that you'll ever get?
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>>38482893
Lol why didnt he move the enema multipack before snapping that pic
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>>38482912
His butt hole is his vagina. Don't you dare insult his boipucci! HE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NOW! HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW!
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I amspoiler
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>>38482884
you area fucking faggot nigger
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Sup losers!
Enjoy your 4 hours of freedom, oh man, that shit passes fast xD
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ikr poor wageslaves
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>>38482763
I took the day off and it's only been 3 weeks, how fucked am i?
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>>38482798
maximum suicidal depression
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>starting to get chest pains
I guess my shitty diet is starting to catch up with me, I feared this day would come. Fellow fatbots, I suggest you all stop while you have the chance.
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>finally create tinder profile
>start looking through girls
>it's all just basic bitches
>most of them are just average looking
>none of them have hobbies other than hanging out with friends or watching movies
>all their music is just top 50 shit
>a lot of them outright joke about looking for a guy just to buy them shit
>eventually just delete the app
Anyone not bother with women because of how boring they all seem to be? I sometimes get hit with tfw no gf, but then when I actually start trying to find one I realize that I'll never be able to find a woman that is actually worth trying for.
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>>38482718
Its forced normalization. Anyone abnormal on Tinder gets screenshotted and posted on some cringe forums for other normies or unaware spergs to laugh at. So everyone follows the "winning formula" of listing every generic thing about themselves or just making shit up to sound better. They literally have boards for advice on making Tinder profiles following the formula with your pictures, description, and the order of your pictures to maximize right swipes. Its utterly hopeless.
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>>38482860
The problem is it's not just on tinder though. No matter where you go the only things women ever seem to be into are hanging out with friends and movies, they never seem to have any other drive.