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>actual good jawline
>right side is ruined by acne that will never stop
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>>39563432
>acne that will never stop
>never
>NEVER
Not with that attitude it won't. (Self-fulfilling prophecy)
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>>39563432
try showering with cold water and getting sun on your skin, also what you eat is very important too, stop eating sugar.
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>>39563432
>left side of jaw is chad
>right side is incel
>mfw I only have half of a face
i know you're here sperglord.
you wanted a job, here you go, this is unironically what you need. I have a job and I tried to give them a call and give them some shtick about how I only get thirty hours a week and that can't support me in this city even though it completely does. I was close, the hour cutoff is twenty.
I doubt I feel like calling them back in a day and just saying I'm unemployed, but anyway, don't say I never did anything for you, dimwit.
and you better respond.
https://victoria.craigslist.ca/fbh/d/free-certificate-training/6295142069.html
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>>39563423
>leaf
no
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>>39563469
leaf yes!
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this thread is under my protection until the message gets receive or until I go to the post office in a half hour
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Autistic manchildren of /r9k/,
Clearly getting laid the traditional route has not been going over well for you. Have you considered that there are other alternatives?
>Incest
Why not just fuck your sister, cousin, or other female relative? Being your relative you could probably just get them to do it, so no worries about having to actually convince a person to be with you like you might otherwise outside the family. You don't have to necessarily worry about things like what if your children have birth defects if you don't reproduce, because you probably don't want there being more of you out there anyway.
>Homosexuality
If you can't be the man, why not be the girl? You probably don't have to be successful or have any positive traits as your value to the other person will be based on how useful you are to them for sex. Although it may be undesirable to you to be on the bottom, you can reconcile it with your conscience that you are in your right place, not that you even care of course.
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>incest
My only female relative is my mom. I've considered it but honestly it just seems like a terrible idea.
>homosexuality
I actually tried that. My body rejected it in the form of puking for hours.
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I'm just going to keep masturbating I think
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>>39563394
>you've considered it
Yikes
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>mum had breast cancer when she was 45
>been 5-6 years
>cleared of it since chemo
>went to hospital to check up today see if her breast cancer is still there
>nurse stated that it will come back in about 10 years time
>8% chance of survival
>basically terminal from 10 years down the line
>feel like fucking shit
>no idea what to do
>considering joining the army so I can give my mum the money
How was your day, anons
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>>39563280
It's cool you love your mom. I'd say the determining factor is if she's suffering.
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>>39563280
damn that sucks anon im sorry i cant imagine having my mom being that ill it would kill me shes like the only person i have. my grandad has cancer and is going to die within a few months to a year and thats also very depressing to me so i can sort of relate. know that this too shall pass anon
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>considering joining the army so I can give my mum the money
Money for what? Just let her die, that's how it's supposed to be.
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>Americans are so cucked that they're literally getting killed by THE WEATHER
Holy shit hahahaha what even is your country? You're no better than some shithole like Vietnam or Tuvalu with your hurricanes and tsunamis.
Reminder that any country where you can die from """"natural disasters""" is NOT a first world country.
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Do you come from a third world shithole or one being pillaged by Muslims?
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>hurr durr wage war to Russia reeeeeee Putin elected Trump hurr durr
Houston here, we have a problem
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>>39563207
vietnam is better than america
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>go to school
>see gay/feminine guy talking to girl in the gayest voice possible
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>>39563198
>mfw I saw at least 10 feminine guys that borderline looked like a girl because of their testosterone blockers
>mfw boi pucci meme is real
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>>39563198
Go over to him, talk to him in the deepest voice possible, seduce him
Then fuck him his boipucci.
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>>39563494
basically this desu. make him into a lusty bitch
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>can't look at porn anymore because I get envious and jealous of the people
even 2d makes me jealous
i wish i was cute so bad
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>>39563180
as an mtf tranny i get like that with traps so i sorta know the feel
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>>39563389
how do i fix it
why doesnt everyone get jealous
how do ugly people jerk off to attractive people without acknowledging their own looks
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>>39563180
Lose weight then, I'm sure you're cute.
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>don't fap for a day
>thinking about getting a gf, feeling lonely, thinking how nice it'd be to hug girl
>fap
>all feels go away
What disgusting creatures humans are that I have to make some disgusting goo exit my dick to remain rational?
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>>39563160
No fap is suppose to make you think clearly all the time. I hear that because you fap everyday your body and brain constantly crave women because you are putting it in a sexual mode. But if you cut cold turkey you won't have those intense cravings for a girlfriend. But it takes a couple of months of no fap/no porn to get to that state.
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>>39563189
>couple of months
dude. the most I lasted was a few days. And then I was thinking non-stop about sex and girls.
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>>39563241
It eventually suppose to flat line. So....decide what you want to do. Takes some will power, and mental strength for sure. Not many can handle it.
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>got (indirectly) treated like shit by girl
>its actually all my fault because i refused to take action when it was needed
fuck me
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>>39563159
Now that's a fucking feel, OP. Will you include it in your suicide letter?
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>>39563159
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING YOU LITTLE SHIT
YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME
ILL COME FOR YOU AND CRUSH YOU
WITH MY CUNT
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heres quick story
>have crush on this one girl
>shes pretty friendly to me, we talk sometimes, have laughs and what not
>she asks me how old i am, seems pretty interested
>smiles nicely etc to me
>im thinking about asking her out for last month or so
>today during break at work
>she goes home
>one woman wishes her "a good date" because someone asked her out
>hol the fuck up what did you say
>girl seems embarassed
>at first im like, well it bit me in the ass that i didnt try earlier, all my fault
>later that day
>talk to buddy from work
>apparently SHE approached a guy from my workplace (more handsome than me i have to admit) and they started chatting like 2 weeks ago
>mfw she was talking with me and smiling to me just yesterday and i wasnt any smarter
>mfw she was treating me like plan B all along
Lessons learned lads, if you want to ask someone out, do it right away.
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How do you deal with your facial hair?
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>>39563157
I cut it once every 4 months
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You forgot the most ascended option: doing nothing with it and wearing an extremely unkempt beard that makes you look worse than a hobo because you don't go out anyway.
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I just use a Gillette razor. I shave my neck everyday and trim my face down to week old stubble every other month.
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>make a thread
>reply count: 0
>next day make another thread
>reply count: 0
>why
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>>39563141
I feel sorry for you.
Take a (You)
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>>39563141
Its alright anon today you'll have at least 2 replies
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>>39563141
>reply to a thread when lurking 99% of the time
>it goes to page 10 and dies
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How do I get the motivation to go to class?
>be me
>grossly overweight
>don't want to do any homework
>have shown up to less than half my classes
>just want to get drunk and lay in bed
I'm an upperclassman, I should be fine at this point. I did pretty well the last couple years but don't want to do anything now.Am I just burnt out? How do I fix this?
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>>39563123
Stop going to (((college))). It's a kike scam. Just drop out and get a degree online. It's far cheaper and there are zero SJW problems.
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>>39563123
If you are set on staying in college, get adderall or something similar. You might be able to do a research chemical like 2-FMA as an adderall substitute. Don't know of any good vendors though.
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Pull yourself together, you lazy lardass
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>sister invited her friend and mom over to our place for dinner
>parents are say I have to be there (it's not like I leave the house anyway)
>just know they're gonna ask me about my pathetic college experience
>don't want to embarrass my sister in front of her friend either
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lie nigga
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>>39563373
and say what?original coment
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>>39563476
Just take pieces from an anime slice of life summary and spin that off as your college experience. Not that hard.
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Just matched with this.
Do I go in for the boipucci?
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>>39563085
You gotsta. Shit looks tight af.
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>>39563085
>tfw that """""trap"""" has a better jawline than 95% of r9k together
Holy shit what's wrong with this world. Ew
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it will be so hot when she tells you she loves your dick in that really deep voice of hers.
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I am back and I'm still wack. Order drinks, share feels
To the memory of Jack
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What's your oldest whiskey, mr barman?
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I'll have six shots of vodka and a can of coke
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>tfw dad lost his job and is home all day now
I'm dying for a rum and coke but I get so much shit from him every time I do anything it makes it not worthy.