>this fat fuck sits around watching shitty videos all day
>he's a millionaire
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE WIN AND I DON'T?
>>38486212
>Sam Hyde detected
He has Jewish connections and you don't
He's not a millionaire you retard. Not al e-celebs are.
>>38486247
We need another holocaust
uchuoriginally of course
this meme is retro at this point
>Parents are always arguing
>been abused since i was a little kid
>finally turned 18/ready to get a job and get the fuck out
>started an ant farm
>started pretty small eventually had to move them to those plastic containers or tubs or whatever
>left the lid off when i moved out
>parents now have a major fire ant problem
Who else got /revenge/ on shitty parents
From dust we came and from dust we'll go
I'm in a class that is curved, the professor has caught cheaters from previous exams and I'm sure there's more. I don't care about the cheating really but they are hurting my grade, how do I convince my professor to give me more points because of them?
>>38486047
Maybe you should justgit gud
>>38486087
Pls get your coffee so we can proceed with the talkies :3
>will never date Saber-san
why still didn't kys myself
The fuck is this image?
Archer beats Saber in everything that isn't raw energy blasts
Delete this
>>38486055
No Saber is more powerful
actually Saber-san defeated my heart so this pic is just representation of feels
>>38486004
>will never date Seraphina
Why even live? I'd settle for being her loyal servant, too.
I'm at that point to where I don't care if I get cucked or if she's a whore. I just want to cuddle & kiss a girl and sleep together with her. Even if she doesn't put out.
I might suicide at this rate
>>38485954
u do know pro whores exists? they might even give u a discount (a bit unlikely) if they dont have to deal with ur dick
heres a story that should help
>be me, freshman in hs
>get a qt gf
>cuddle and lay with her all the time
>one night make out
>next we get feely
>she has a breakdown and goes crazy
>says i raped her
>get sent to prison for 6 months
>get out
>cant have a job or any normal life because i served jail time
>mfw wanting a good relationship and cuddling cost me my future life
Dont risk it op
stop making yourself paranoid on r9k.
How do you not go completely mad from how much media there is to consume? Manga alone is being produced faster than I can read it
Because nothing seems interesting anymore.
I can't even pick a book to read.
I don't feel any particular urge to consume all media, that's ridiculous.
Black people shouldn't be allowed to post here.
>black people
>people
I don't think so OP
>>38485789
>>38485789
how can we even prevent black people from posting? are we gonna start sending dna test to moottwo
>>38486103
require an IQ test before posting.
i am trans gangster
i wasn't born a gangster
i want to be a gangster
support me at being a gangster
i want to be a gangster
I need support
>>38485720
go drive-by yourself you degenerate monkey
The Chad Pill:
Stop getting mad over stupid shit you see in news articles and in social media.
Stupid shit has occurred and has been said since the creation of language, and will continue until humans no longer exist.
Instead of wasting time getting worked up over it, try instead to spend more of your free time on your hobbies or things related to your hobbies.
People were more carefree in the 90s because they weren't bombarded with culture hysteria or depressing news in their pocket throughout the day. For news/culture consumption, regulate it to an hour a day.
Remember: getting worked over bullshit hasnt benefited you yet, and it never will. It's empty mental calories.
>>38485663
Don't forget to just be yourseIf.
Fuck, how do I get bone structure and a hairline like that.
I don't follow the news. I don't follow social media, or look for things on the ineternet to annoy me.
I just don't know what to do with myself most of the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDxKp22hmBY
>mom found the semen on the wall
its actually true. i can't look at her in the eye anymore.
>dad reclaimed the semen surface
>>38485695
Father found the fornication fountain
>tfw my mother even buys me constant rolls of toilet paper and i don't feel any shame anymore
>accidentally drop a package of water into the lake on a delivery today
>Whole store makes fun of me for it
>Beaners gossip about me in beanspeak
Help me r9k
>The memories of me sucking cock while getting fucked by friends torments me everyday
Why I was that gay
>>38485571
To answer that question we're gonna need some more detailed details, preferably in greentext format
>>38485921
I originally second this motion.
>>38485571
if you enjoyed it that's all that matters. Other than you being a slut, that's slightly bad