Any other robots here on a /diet/
I am so close to ending it all
WTF? Are Custodians underrated robot careers?
What did they mean by this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>38486543
I knew that statue wasn't ancient. The face looked too good
>Danny elfman
>wrote Simpsons themesong
>in this
I've lost interest in masturbation about 2 weeks ago. I used to fap every day, but i haven't felt the need to do it again yet. Sometimes i check trap porn and yeah it gets my dick hard but i realized that i don't really wanna beat the meat, that i just do it because i'm bored and i don't have a gf (or bf) to have sex or simply cuddle and spend some time with.
For me, having an orgasm, has always meant to look at the screen and fap, but now i see it as something depressing as fuck. I'm not sure if i wanna do it again.
Everyone else reached this point?
So what's the big problem
>>38486538
BWOAH
>>38486538
Same here.....what whyy
>tfw my girth is 5.5
Me too
I have never had sex
>'umm anon, why do you have SCAT PORN saved on your phone?'
What do?
>>38486490
why dont YOU have scat porn on your phone. stop being scatophobic
Hello again anon so...what did you eat today? today I've eaten my first good meal in months beans and rice with steak covered greavy
my mom doesn't like me being a NEET so she doesn't give me money, so after begging and telling her how shitty my diet is she caved in and made me a home-cooked meal. this shit made me remember my childhood...this actually made me happy.
I-i dont want this to end....How can i make her do this again?
>>38486446
Some oatmeal for breakfast and leftover walleye with tuna for dinner, lunch was some PB&J. Strawberry preserves and peanut butter are an awesome combo.
They said I could be anything so I became a Demiurge
From between the peculiar lips of servile laborers is this phrase "you can be anything" inculcated into the youth,
>>38486685
>privileged and solipsistic
>fantasies about a huxleyan society built to serve his every desire
in advance of their developing logic, and it serves thereafter as the clandestine lodestone through which the guilt enforcers reliably corral compliance.
>tfw no Cynthia gf/mommy
Why bother living?
>>38486415
I enjoy this picture thank you
>>38486639
this is an agreement confirmation of appreciation
THE WAY TO GO
what are you listening to rneenkay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR1v3MZcHDw
Is there anyone in this board who fell for the marriage meme?
http://www.itv.com/news/2017-07-17/acid-attack-victim-says-ex-girlfriend-will-burn-in-hell-as-his-new-love-says-his-scars-mean-nothing-to-me/
>Mr Rotariu later spoke to ITV News while being supported by his new partner, Anna Catanga, who he met as she cared for him in recovery.
>He smiled as she said it was "easy to fall in love" with such an "amazing" and "clever" person.
>"The scars are not meaning anything to me," she added.
>>38486276
>women only care about looks
but I ask you, what kind of beta butthurt and emasculated excuse of a man would say this?
If my bf got a burn, I would dump him
He didn't uphold his agreement in being the same state as when I first dated him in.
I want to talk about women who wear leather pants. You know what I mean. I've been to college, worked in a couple offices, and every once in a while you'll come across a woman who has decided to show up in a pair of leather pants and every time I see once of these people, I can't help but wonder what the Hell she was thinking. Because the thing about women's leather pants is that they serve absolutely no purpose. They don't have the elegance of a dress or the feminine charm of a skirt. The aren't as mature as a pair of actual pants, as atheletic as shorts, and they don't make your ass look as good as yoga pants do (trust me on this one; I've stared at a lot of asses). The only feature that leather pants surpass all of these articles of clothing in is making you look like a complete whore. That's it. And the thing that amazes me is that it's not just black people and trailer trash wearing these things. Women who consider themselves educated and empowered business professionals are showing up to work in garments designed purely to broadcast their skank factor. It just makes me wonder about the thought processes of the people who own these things, let alone actually wear them. Because I have talked to women and what men need to understand is that for a woman, picking out what she's going to wear is bar none the most important decision she will make that day. These are the people who actually pay attention to seasonal fashion trends and purchase fashion magazines exercising their most mentally exhaustive thoughts and coming to the conclusion that the most important thing she has to accomplish that day is letting everyone who encounters her know that she does anal on the first date.
This, more than anything else, is why I do not think that women should be allowed to vote.
m-misaki doesn't mind if im fat, cut, and a loser.. r-right?
she doesn't mind leeching off you while she bangs me
>>38486229
It's okay! She'll save you from hikimori and all your problems will disappear!
>>38486229
As long as you cut on your legs like a normal person