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>tfw no peanut butter gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_7PXQpbu4&t
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>>38492860
Fuck off slut no one cares about your stupid video.
Get fucked.
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>>38492886
>being too new to remember the original vid
absolute plebeian
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>>38492924
I know the original vid you idiot hence why im telling this slut who just re-uploaded it to FUCK OFF.
REPORTED.
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So I posted a few days ago wondering wtf my sexuality was since I wasn't hard the last time I went to see a female escort but was able to with a tranny one. Tonight met up with a chick from OkCupid and we went 4 rounds over the course of 1 1/2 hours. Now my confidence is through the roof and the idea of trannies doesn't even turn me on. You're not gay, you just need pussy.I'd still fug a qt trap tho
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>tfw alone
>tfw hungry
>tfw drunk
>tfw listening to vidya gaem music
>tfw scared to leave the house
I DON'T LIKE IT. NOT ONE BIT.
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Why does that image freaks me out so much?
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>>38492857
Strange, this is my life and I love it.
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>>38492857
I'm alone and hungry too anon. Why are you alone and hungry and drunk?
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>Managed to get a year long paid internship
>Have to spend the next year of my life working 8 hours a day and commuting 4
>And spend all day in an office with normies
>It starts next week
Who else /fucked up/ here? This shits keeping me up at night.
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>>38492721
Well you're doing something at least. Plus, if you're sick of getting drilled by normies about your life, at least you have us.
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Hello robots. im currently drunk with rum and im interested in what other robots drink.
I personally drink rum and coke or rum alone, maybe whisky too.
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>>38492719
currently taking a break from drinking after almost sending myself to the hospital. drinking my first beer in about a week.
typically i drink $25-$35 whiskey and chase it with different brands of German beer
i started on vodka and mixers, graduated to rum and coke, and eventually decided to cut the middle man and just start drinking straight whiskey
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>>38492800
Yeah i have been drinking straight rum. but straight whisky i dont really dislike but i only drink it when im drunk
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tinder is wiId
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>tfw never got to post in the ">tfw no muslim tranny ballerina gf" thread
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
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>>38492666
>tfw I'm literally desperate for any little bit of social contact due to a complete and utter lack of friends and there's nobody responding to my meta-thread
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
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>>38492916
It's okay anon, we're here for you. Sometimes.
Have a (You).
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>>38492927
ANON
THANK YOU FOR THE (((YOU)))
Why do these comments receive so many likes? It's always the same thing being repeated. I don't get it. Do people just like seeing the same shit over and over again?
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>watching MDE
literally why? Sam Hyde will never amke anything as good as his old vertical videos from 2012-2014
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>>38492877
Sam is still on the top of his game, what are you talking about?
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>>38492909
thanks for fucking my thread
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I wish i could turn back time anyone else know this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka1lUF-D10M
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Who is your r9kaifu?
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You know what, I cum to traps and femboys quite often. But you know what this board isn't for? FUCKING TRAPS AND LGBT FAG SHIT GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FFS M 0 0 T YOU WEEB MAKE A TRAPS BOARD IT'D GET MORE TRAFFIC THAN ANY OTHER THREAD
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>>38492528
>FFS M 0 0 T YOU WEEB MAKE A TRAPS BOARD IT'D GET MORE TRAFFIC THAN ANY OTHER *BOARD*
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Robots, I ran into my ex the other day. I feel like shit, but a little at peace in a weird way.
>Be at this pub that turns into a club thing on one specific night.
>There with guy we will call TB, sort of a new friend but a real bro
>We're outside in the smoking section while he vapes some weed and I'm sitting on a bench.
>There she is, this woman I dated and loved for 4 years. One day, we just never spoke again.
>Point this out to TB but he says play it cool.
>We get up, walk inside while I turn my head away like a shitty comedy movie from her and IT FUCKING WORKS.
>We go in for more beer. and talk about why we stopped talking and seeing each other. It was bad.
>TB: "Wow, I want her to come over here and act bitchy and say something. I really want to tell her to shut the fuck up."
>TB is now officially my best friend.
>Go piss and walk out of the bathroom and she's standing there and makes eye contact.
>INSTANTLY gives me the dirtiest look and says "Oh fuck" and walks away super pissed. TB is amused.
>Walk upstairs from bathroom and she's waiting at the top to see if I come up? It was like a gorilla challenging the other for dominance. Thankfully to the booze and TBs speech. I don't give a fuck tonight and follow her right up.
>She's still super pissed that I'm there but we initiate conversation. It is SUPER fake, say we're going to go outside again
>She says cool but comes out immediately afterwards and says sorry for acting like a bitch and shit. I brush it off
>TB cant believe what is happening, 10 seconds ago she wanted to cut my dick off. This is a total 180. Looks absolutely pleased waiting for things to go wrong.
>Unfortunately they don't she says "I've changed" and all this bullshit. I really don't care.
>TB, sadly never gets to tell her to shut the fuck up.
>Go home.
>TB says while walking away. "I know people say they have a crazy ex, but you legitimately have a crazy ex"
>No lets never talk about her again, she's not worth the time.
>Thank TB.
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The only people I talk to at uni is my roommate, and he's a borderline chad, we share nothing in common
>Walk to class
>People say nothing to me
>If they do, it's a chad/jamal heckling me
>Sit down
>Browse the web or play LoL most of class
>Class is over
>Leave
>Still no interaction
How the fuck do people make friends in college? Don't say "just b urself" or "just talk to people bro". People think it's weird when some random stranger tries talking to them.
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>>38492405
No clue, the only time I talked to anyone in college was when I went to an old High school acquaintances party and got piss faced drunk and acted like an obnoxious asshole the whole night out of anger.
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>>38492405
brendan fraser was so good in scrubs why did his life have to go to shit
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>>38492405
It's very easy OP, just see a group of friends, demand to talk with the alpha of the group, look him dead in the eye and say: I'M PART OF THIS GROUP NOW, finish with a hard handshake and welcome to the normie life
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How many of you are virgins because you're /scared/?
>Because I know I am.
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I never met a girl that i liked and when i meet a girl I would be too scarred.
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>I hate women because the 9/10 and 10/10 stacies won't have sex with me
What did arcanine mean by this?
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dunno, why not just ask him better?
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>>38492324
>why not just ask him better
I don't trust like that?
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>>38492314
I'm ok with women tbqh. I mean I can sit at home and jerk off to 9/10's showing their cunts to me and not have to talk or spend money. As long as I have that I can live with being a virgin.