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>tfw gf lets me cum in her when she's on her period
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>>38494252
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, rogianly
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Disgusting having sex with someone on their period, don't feel accomplished
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>>38494252
OUT. NOW. DONT MAKE ME DO THIS.

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sub robots
gonna go play some comfy sims 3 later

any ideas on what characters i could make?

try and be original
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>this slob neet has an asian gf
are asian women easy
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>>38494271
its fucking crazy right

they want that easy twitch money the kek thing about it all is that he hasent even fucked her/got the succ/ been jerked off

she clearly finds him gross and is only there for money i feel bad for him

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>girl touches your skin
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>>38494205
>Her flesh melts away and her eyes fall out of there sockets
>Sigh because I wish this would stop happening
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Handholding isn't lewd you silly anon!
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>>38494205
>girl engages a conversation with you
>later she hugs you

this was years ago and I still can't forget this feeling

I know this isn't a normal thing to ask you guys, being a normie and all, but I figured I could use your guys' point-on-view on this.

Why is it that every time I'm fucking a girl, the second I'm done is the second I lose complete interest in her and don't want her talking to me? It's becoming a pervasive problem that's ruining my relationships.
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>I figured I could use r9k's opinion on me having sex
I think you came here to humble brag and not actually for a serious answer or perspective from a degenerate.
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obviously you only care about sex dumbass
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>>38494183
Because you are intoxicated with lust when you are having sex with your girlfriend. Once your desire is satisfied you are no longer intoxicated with the lusts of her body.

You probably don't even know what love is that is why you feel nothing after. You evil worldy normies don't know what love is and confuse it with lust. You wouldn't like your girlfriend if she was ugly.

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>when you're nice to the weird kid and he thinks you like him
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Well gentlemen I'm making a last ditch effort to join the UK Police Force.

>Its virtually impossible.
>The UK Police is borderline bankrupt.
>I've got to go through 5 years of College and University to get an interview with them never mind actually join them.
>I'll be 25 years old and 35,000 in debt by time I'm done.
>Apparently the police only recruit every 1-2 cops every 5-10 years.
>Possibility you'll just get made redundant by budget cuts.

I'm committing career suicide just so I can do something I want to do. If I don't make it I'm probably going to jump off a bridge.
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>>38494114
just fucking dont join maybe come to Australia and join here
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>>38494144
Do this OP. Easy as fuck to become a cop in Australia.
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>>38494144
>Implying its easy to move country.
>Implying the Australian police would hire some random immigrant.

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Why do non-whites come to this board ? I don't understand - don't you see that your existence lowers the quality of life for the rest of us ? I've never been offered honey for my tea from a non-white, I've also yet to be thanked that our white countries like Russia, US and countries in Europe for helping you stand on your own two feet.

Why don't they think like me ? Why do they resort to stupid arguments, and why do they resort to delusions to justify their existence here. Whenever they defend this, they're like a see-through glass, they'll delude themselves and grasp at straws. Don't you realise that we see this ?

Why don't you love and adore us for giving you opportunities, and then keeping to yourselves and not breed with anyone unfortunate to be so naive.

Non-whites that live in Europe, Russia and America can never be and never will be robots. Because you're the unironically most privileged group of people in the world.
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>>38494101
>I've also yet to be thanked that our white countries like Russia, US and countries in Europe for helping you stand on your own two feet.

how is it logical that you feel you have worth for the action of your ancestors. Non of those accomplishments where yours, how often do you thank those white countries in public?

> why do they resort to delusions to justify their existence here.

how do you? The western world ideals are materialistic and flawed, u can see it by the state of the world. The entire world is controlled by western ideals and it is going to shit, the death clock is closer to mid night than ever. Western civilization is extremely productive, but at the cost the plant and the lives of humanity.

>Why don't you love and adore us for giving

you opportunities
In this statement i don't think that you realize that "opportunities", is a neutral term. You could give a child the opportunity to be raped in the name of god and that could be seen as positive "opportunity" by somebody. When you said "opportunity", you didn't take into account that people have different perspectives.

>keeping to yourselves and not breed with anyone unfortunate to be so naive.

Eugenics would be most effectively done with Niggers, they have a larger variety of genetics.
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>>38494585
You're grasping at straws, half of what you wrote didn't even make any sense. Why are you defending opportunities by explaining what an opportunity is ? Are you this desperate ?

The problems of the West are fully mirrored by the Roman Empire and it's degeneracy and immigration flow. History is repeating itself.

>Eugenics with Africans
Americans did that, look at how it turned out.

What an abhorrent reply. You made yourself a fool.
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>>38494101
Did you know if there were no blacks or Hispanics in the US we'd have a budget surplus?

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How do I travel back in time?

I desperately want to go back 12 years into the past.
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It's lost forever, gone with the wind.
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>>38494068
Time doesn't exist. You can't travel back in time. Time is just the setting and rising of the sun.
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>>38494068
Think of urself as 12 years ahead of time and make a change in ur life op and just be happy deep down

> tfw no replicant fuckbot
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sex robot technology is being held back by the powers that be because they know women will become obsolete.

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how often do you pleasure yourself anon?
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Never, all I feel is pain.

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How to start lucid dreaming more?

I want to envision qt oneitis in my dream, shrink me down, and insert myself into her bum headfirst
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keep a journal and stop smoking weed. also question whether you are awake or asleep periodically throughout the day
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>have first lucid dream a week ago
>see qt and make her come over
>thisgonbegood.gif
>girl starts walking over slowly
>hair draped over face like the ring
>start panic
>jumps on top of me and pushes me to the floor
>can't breathe
>can't lift her off
>trying to wake up trying to move but can't
>she holds me there for what feels like hours
>feels so real
>slowly lifting her off as im opening my eyes
>finally free and eyes open
>still can't move
>lay for more hours listening to my breathing
>still feel the grip of sleep demon
>once up write this all down
>30 minutes after wake still feel sleep demons grip
>fall asleep again and is fine

Lucid dreaming wasn't as fun as I thought

/thread

/thread
/thread?

Original shitpost
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>>38493851

I concur, well /thread

New one, as the old thread reached image limit.
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>>38493814
I miss the days when i was a normie and didnt discover all these self esteem destroying memes. Tfw after a long day of school id go over to gf's house, help eachother with hw and then relax, spoon on her bed n fuck. That feel of her skin, her warmth n scent of her was too comfy on a spring late afternoon.

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have any of you ever seen the dvd logo hit the corner?
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>>38493710
Nope, close very close but never.
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>>38493710
Yes actually

original comment i swear to god
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It does if you use HDMI. Analog video signal doesn't fit the screen properly. Digital fits all the pixels perfectly.

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>get nothing done at job because I don't how anything works
>stay up all night at home trying to work on it so I don't get fired
>waste the whole night masturbating
FUCK I WANT TO BE A NEET
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>>38493689
Ask how it works
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>>38493741
It's too late, I've been acting like I'm getting things done for a week and lied when they kept asking if I had any questions.
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>>38493760
this is the epitome of robothood

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