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>>38496087
There are no normies here. Unless you're implying that if you think being a virgin for religious reason is retarded then you're a normie.

Religion is dumb *tips fedora* nobody gives a fuck.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:25:37 Post No.38496291
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>>38496087
Depends, Normies will probably accept it if you aren't Christian because man do Normies hate Christians. If you were Muslim or something itd probably be cool.

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2017-07-20 12:08:09 Post No.38496073
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:08:09 Post No. 38496073 [Report] [View this topic]

>Everyone remembers the Transformers movie
>Nobody remembers the GI Joe movie
Why is that? The GI Joe movie was fucking awesome

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2017-07-20 12:05:44 Post No.38496042
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:05:44 Post No. 38496042 [Report] [View this topic]

Depressed for so long that i don't even want to be happy

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2017-07-20 12:02:41 Post No.38496002
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:02:41 Post No. 38496002 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw I see a dirty room

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fuck the police 2017-07-20 11:58:19 Post No.38495962
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fuck the police Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:58:19 Post No. 38495962 [Report] [View this topic]

I wanna fuck a cop.

Male or female, short or tall, fat or thin or muscular, doesn't matter. Just any person who is dominant and is also a cop in real life.

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2017-07-20 11:57:08 Post No.38495951
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smj 2017-07-20 11:57:08 Post No. 38495951 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>16 yo at the time
>lonely, depressed, sad, stuttering issue
>girl takes into liking me
>finally decide to ask her out
>she says yes
>we go strong for a year, and finally one day we're alone at my place
>I look at her straight in the eyes, with a look of romance.
>"W-w-w-will-"
>She cuts me off with her glare.
>She looks at me straight in the eyes, deep in my soul. Not in a bad way, either.
>"Everyone stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you"
>"As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back, if the scatman can do it so can you"
>my girlfriend is scatman john
>mfw

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:05:46 Post No.38496044
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Meh this was kinda short.
6,5/10

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:44:35 Post No. 38495815 [Report] [View this topic]

WHY WON'T THIS HATE EVER GO AWAY?

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IQ 2017-07-20 11:43:28 Post No.38495801
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IQ Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:43:28 Post No. 38495801 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys hope it isnt the wrong thread so any legit online IQ tests or apps

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:32:15 Post No. 38495669 [Report] [View this topic]

>download POF
>start talking to a girl a few days later
>we exchange numbers and end up meeting up the same week
>we hang out at her apartment
>we watch a movie and I end up holding her hand, grabbing ass/tits for the first time in my 21 years of life
>second time we meet up she kisses me(R.I.P HHKV status)
>we hang out all day and at the end when I leave she tells me to text her later
>she cut contact a week ago
What did she mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:35:54 Post No.38495716
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>>38495669
She thinks you are gay because you didn't fuck her in either occasion and you are wasting her time as you are not interested in fulfilling her sexual needs

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:38:20 Post No.38495742
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>>38495716
This. It's PoF, she's a whore looking to score.

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>>38495716
>>38495742
I wanted to, but her roommates were always around, sadly. But you're probably right

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:29:27 Post No. 38495630 [Report] [View this topic]

FLAT

CHESTS

OR

FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:29:00 Post No. 38495627 [Report] [View this topic]

Painful childhood memories thread? I'll start

>be me
>about 7 years old, circa 2006
>playing outside, meet one of my friends from school
>he teaches me this racist rhyme which goes as follows:

Hey Pakistani
Does your Mum have a fanny?
Does it smell?
*sniff, sniff*
Fucking hell!

>I didn't know what the word "Pakistani" meant
>I just thought the rhyme was funny because it had bad words in it
>go to local playground
>singing the rhyme out loud, over and over again
>Pakistani family standing nearby
>The dad starts yelling at me
>"Go on, say that again"
>I say the rhyme again, confused as to why he's so angry
>One of the older kids says "How about you shut the fuck up?!"
>I think they're just mad at me because I'm swearing
>One of the older kids kicks a football at my face
>stings like hell
>I yell "IS IT BECAUSE I'M WHITE?"
>Run away crying

This haunts me to this very fucking day? WHY CAN'T I FORGET?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:30:54 Post No.38495652
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>>38495627
Why would you yell "is it because I'm white" if you were supposedly unaware of the racial implications?

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:33:07 Post No.38495675
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>>38495652
I was vaguely aware of the difference between black and white people, and I knew that they were sometimes racist towards one another. I thought the Pakistani family was black. Bear in mind, I was seven years old, and very stupid.