WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET GF HOW TO GET QT GF PLS HELP???
>>38500452
REPLY TO BREAD BAGUETTE PLS NEED HELP GF GET
>boyfriend won't have sex with me because he's a Christfag and is waiting for marriage
If he's a christfag then he won't have sex with you anyway since you're a male, you mentally ill fuck.
>>38500421
>roleplaying on a thursday afternoon
Get a fucking life
>has a boyfriend and posts on /r9k/
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB WHORE
>Being so proud of being a wagecuck and working extra hours for free that you spend money on clothes advertising that fact.
This is a new low even for normies. When will they learn?
>>38500387
i think this is advertising against wagecucking m8
>>38500521
No this is for 'grinders' who show up to the office at the crack of dawn and leave at nightfall
>>38500521
it could go either way, but I'm pretty sure the designers meant OP's interpretation
who else here can't into /makeeyecontact/?
If I can't see them then I can't tell if they can't see me and that soothes me.
People have stopped asking me to make eye contact too, which is cool. They try harder to get my attention by just having more interestjng conversations with me so it all works out.
>>38500543
fucked up the 1st sentence
*i cant tell if they can see me
Eye contact is fucking weird. It's a gratifying experience to do it in a romantic setting, but I don't understand why it is used elsewhere.
Often I find myself forcing myself to make eye contact because of the social belief that it displays confidence and honesty, but most of the time I feel as if I'm doing it, not because I'm being confident or honest, but because I want to appear as being confident and honest. It's an odd game that I play into, and I don't think I will ever understand it.
Normies and their traditions are fucking weird, yo. What difference does it make where I'm looking when I talk. Shouldn't there be more focus on the content of the conversation and less on the alignment of arbritray body organs?
Can we have one of this?
>>38500325
No
Origimus
>>38500325
>>>/soc/
no you're in the wrong place
maybe
i don't know
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>too autistic to banter so you just grab a nearby object and start bludgeoning them
Who /angery/ here?
Don't hurt people anon, control yourself, take only what you need from it
>why did you study STEM
>what are you doing now
>do you have thoughts of suicide every day
Eat my pussy you fat stupid fuck
I'd love to. Do you live in New Jersey?
>>38500297
But I'm not fat anonoriginal
>>38500361
same, I'm technically classified as a 63 kg skelly. and I still look like a fn kid lol
>People are having more sex than ever before
>There are still virgin men in the world
>Pussy is so easy to get yet they somehow can't get any.
Let's take a moment to laugh at how pathetic that is.
Do fembots spit or swallow?
Im not a fembot but the one time I sucked a dick I swallowed because it seemed rude to spit and would've made a mess.
Anyone else here feel old as fuck and jaded? I find it increasingly hard to relate to anyone on this site. Everyone is using weird foreign humor I either don't find funny or can't be assed to keep up with. Hell, it just hit me earlier that people born in 2000 will be legally allowed to post here next year.
Yet I have nowhere else to go.
>>38500037
Come to /wiz/
>>38500093
I got banned from wizchan for saying I had a little brother.
The only way out is to completely shut yourself off from any "honest" human contact.
>close all your social media accounts if you have any
>track down any site with a mention of your real name and petition for it to be removed
>disassociate your real name from the web entirely
>close all e-mail accounts
>if you work, never have small talk honestly unless it's a situation you can't get out of
>don't talk to anyone unless you need a service from them and don't deviate from the topic at hand
>stop indulging in storytelling of any kind: video games, novels, movies, shows; it's all the same bullshit some other human being is trying to shove down your throat
Call the next person you see "buddy" and report results
autism thread!
what kind of autism do you guys have
write greentext stories
>go to the physiotherapist
>always the tallest one in the room
>go anywhere
>always the shortest male
How big is your stanley folder?