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>flies, ants, and mosquitos invade my room, bother me while gaming
>spiderbros enter the picture and make webs in the corners of my room
>one week later, no more flies, ants, or mosquitos
>spiderbro chills in corner all day

Are spiders the greatest robot friends?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:42:12 Post No.38501302
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Yeah sorta. They may have trouble understanding boundaries though. I've fed household spiders before but once they intrude my bed or desk then we have issues.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:42:51 Post No.38501308
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>>38501268
Why are there so many spidershills on 4chan? Spiders are awful creepy fucking beings that need to be genocided.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:45:08 Post No.38501334
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They never pay rent though

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:38:33 Post No. 38501241 [Report] [View this topic]

Am I a normie, r9k?

Also, post yours

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:40:22 Post No.38501274
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Should I get out reeeeeeeeeeeee?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:48:14 Post No.38501387
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Close, but no cigar.
>no 10+ friends that would come to your funeral
damn...

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:49:41 Post No.38501415
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I'm a 100% normie but thank God I live in a place where I'm free of all that toxic """"alpha chads""" that abandon their fathers and measure success in how much sex they have" western culture.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:37:30 Post No. 38501223 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me, fiddler, not jewish but likes jewish music (klezmer)
>go to small tavern to play klezmer tunes almost every friday for several years, just like an irish trad session
>just playing for an hour
>suddenly, group of neo-nazis enter the bar
>skinheads, suspenders, black boots, nazi tatoos, etc.
>oh shi-
>act cool, keep playing
>white shaq o'neal get some beers for the group, sit near us
>act politely, applauds after every song
>after an hour, they leave and say goodbye in a friendly mood
>our faces: what the fuck just happened

My thoughs: someone said them there was a group of jews playing jewish music, they came to intimidate us and probably to kick our asses, and at the end they enjoyed the music. Never seen them again.

Mindblowing.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:46:42 Post No.38501363
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>>38501223
option b: they are more interested in beating up shitskins
option c: they don't know what klezmer music is
option d: neonazi's are not horrible human beings

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:48:05 Post No.38501382
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neo-nazis are just posers. they're not going to do shit

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:49:29 Post No.38501411
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>>38501223
They pussied out. Simple stuff.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:36:16 Post No. 38501202 [Report] [View this topic]

>Go to anime con.
>Meet qt 3.14
>We exchange numbers and talk everyday.
>Mfw I eventually discover that she is a super SJW and a poly.
>Can't even say the word "faggot" what out her literally blowing up.

Fuck this shit. Western women are a literal meme.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:30:22 Post No. 38501106 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw small peepee

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:22:47 Post No. 38500990 [Report] [View this topic]

Why not just do nofap if you want to be chad? Even since starting nofap 5 months ago i've managed to get a gf.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:24:32 Post No.38501017
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>work 5 months to get a gf
>chad
Actual chad is cucking you RIGHT NOW

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:24:58 Post No.38501024
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>>38500990
was everything fine during sex? like you didnt came in 2 minutes?

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>>38500990
>posting this image
>and expecting the true vesion to not be posted
Sad

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:21:55 Post No. 38500975 [Report] [View this topic]

>my pussy when he thinks he's intelligent because he follows politics

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:28:13 Post No.38501075
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>>38500975
nice projection guy

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:21:21 Post No. 38500961 [Report] [View this topic]

>request anime recommendations on /a/
>get banned on /a/

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:31:24 Post No.38501122
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>16. All request threads for adult content belong on /r/, and all request threads for work-safe content belong on /wsr/, unless otherwise noted.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:34:50 Post No.38501170
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>hey guise can you recommend some animes I've watched cowboy beep off and neo-genius evangelon
no pedo crap

Anonymous 2017-07-20 07:15:03 Post No.38501926
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>>38500961
Serves you right, lurk more newfag.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:20:42 Post No. 38500950 [Report] [View this topic]

*tewepots beihnd u*
Psss nufn pesrinal kid

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:21:36 Post No.38500969
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>>38500950
Ew gross who invited this kid?

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ow it happen agen

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN 2017-07-20 06:19:36 Post No.38500935
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:19:36 Post No. 38500935 [Report] [View this topic]

Just a reminded that it doesn't matter if you fulfill your dreams, have sex with many differet types of hot women, become rich, and have kids

If you have depression you will always be unhappy and eventually kill yourself

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 07:21:16 Post No.38502053
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CUZ IN THE ENNNNDDD IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTTTEEERRRRRRRRRR

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:19:26 Post No. 38500932 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you finally realise you were made to enjoy anime

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:23:51 Post No.38501006
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>tfw drawings sexually arouse you

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:19:21 Post No. 38500929 [Report] [View this topic]

WHEN I'M WITCHOO ALL I GET IS WILD THOTS

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/