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if there's no rest for the wicked, I'm as evil as it gets
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>be me
>get dumped by gf
>1am.jpg
>"anon its awkward cuz i see you as a brother"
>take it calm cuz SPD
>2am
>mfw i realise i got brotherzoned
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>tfw an angel comes out of nowhere and saves you
>tfw after you reveal your powerlevel she says she loves you
>tfw you were so afraid to scare her off,she thought you dont care about her
>tfw you made her cry too many times
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>>38507758
>tfw no Misaki for me
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we're all living and learning

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>was molested as a child
>didn't even get to choose to be a human or a robot
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>>38507697
have you unironically tried therapy

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ITT normal fags pretending they're not "normies" by posting "dank" memes
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That's the majority of r9k now, 16 year olds that own "edgy meme" pages on instagram and "praise kek".
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>>38507780
"Stupid normie, it's all ironic, kek!"
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>>38507692
>mfw the people who introduced me to this board were exactly like this

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>both parents from villages in south europe
>dad was a semi-Chad
>mom was an absolute qt virgin (saw her pics) at age 20
>got her pregnant before they even married
>literally true love
>they don't ever have any serious arguments and they've been together for two decades
>spawned a useless beta shit like myself
>didn't get any of their looks but instead look like a cousin from my mom's side (old balding virgin)

HOWWWW WHYYY fuck you dad why can't I get your looks and a qt virgin gf
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>measure myself with my face facing the wall
>5'11
Measure myself with my back facing the wall
>5'10
REEEE WHICH ONE IS IT I NEED TO KNOW
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I'd say it's more accurate when you face the wall...so you're probably 5'11

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You need to start shaking hands. What are you waiting for? Go out there and shake hands! Post results.
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There is that half tunisian girl i met here 5 years ago
where tf are you we haven't talked in 4 years 10 months now if anyhing wrong for your slow reply
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That's a hell of a shot in the dark anon. Best to just let it go
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>>38508447
maybe she is just dead she couldn't left me
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You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about her Opie? I do it all the time.

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Reminder that you will never experience this

N E V E R
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How is virginity even real in above 20 year olds in 2017? just download tinder lmao
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP pPLEAASE SHUT UP
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Tinder must have been invented by the Jews to destroy female morality
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>>38507548
what is wrong anon?

orig

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HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ME, I'M CATHY, I'VE COME HOME.
I'M SO CO HUH HUH HOLD, LET ME IN A YOUR WINDOW HUH HUH HUH
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I love Kate Bush but I wish her music didn't make me feel so "faggy"
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AAAAYYYYYYYYYY
YAAAAAAHHHH
BABUSHKA
BABUSHKA
BABUSHKA
AYAAAAHHH
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Do Yanks know Kate Bush?

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>alone
>cant be fucked to cook
>order curry
>40 minutes later delivery driver arrives
>pay him two pound delivery fee "tip"
>take curry
>give delivery driver his half of the take away
>make him his first cup of tea as per the quota
>jokes on him sugar isn't included in his work care package
>finish curry
>we go over his health insurance policy to make sure neither of us is getting ripped off
>he takes the left side of the bed as per his contract
>he leaves the following

Haha he forget his two pounds. Idiot.
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How are you preparing for the world's transition to facism?
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Democracy is fundamentally flawed. Plato was right.
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is pic not related? because it would suggest that the transition already started in the 80s.
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>>38507392
>Implying this isn't just people realizing they're not living in a real democracy

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>All my robots right here right now
>D'you know what I mean?
>Yeah yeah
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>>38507379
What is the point of this thread?
Don't mute me pl0x

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>OJ Simpson has a girlfriend
>You don't
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