if there's no rest for the wicked, I'm as evil as it gets
>be me
>get dumped by gf
>1am.jpg
>"anon its awkward cuz i see you as a brother"
>take it calm cuz SPD
>2am
>mfw i realise i got brotherzoned
>tfw an angel comes out of nowhere and saves you
>tfw after you reveal your powerlevel she says she loves you
>tfw you were so afraid to scare her off,she thought you dont care about her
>tfw you made her cry too many times
>>38507758
>tfw no Misaki for me
we're all living and learning
>was molested as a child
>didn't even get to choose to be a human or a robot
>>38507697
have you unironically tried therapy
ITT normal fags pretending they're not "normies" by posting "dank" memes
That's the majority of r9k now, 16 year olds that own "edgy meme" pages on instagram and "praise kek".
>>38507780
"Stupid normie, it's all ironic, kek!"
>>38507692
>mfw the people who introduced me to this board were exactly like this
>both parents from villages in south europe
>dad was a semi-Chad
>mom was an absolute qt virgin (saw her pics) at age 20
>got her pregnant before they even married
>literally true love
>they don't ever have any serious arguments and they've been together for two decades
>spawned a useless beta shit like myself
>didn't get any of their looks but instead look like a cousin from my mom's side (old balding virgin)
HOWWWW WHYYY fuck you dad why can't I get your looks and a qt virgin gf
>measure myself with my face facing the wall
>5'11
Measure myself with my back facing the wall
>5'10
REEEE WHICH ONE IS IT I NEED TO KNOW
I'd say it's more accurate when you face the wall...so you're probably 5'11
You need to start shaking hands. What are you waiting for? Go out there and shake hands! Post results.
There is that half tunisian girl i met here 5 years ago
where tf are you we haven't talked in 4 years 10 months now if anyhing wrong for your slow reply
That's a hell of a shot in the dark anon. Best to just let it go
>>38508447
maybe she is just dead she couldn't left me
You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about her Opie? I do it all the time.
Reminder that you will never experience this
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How is virginity even real in above 20 year olds in 2017? just download tinder lmao
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP pPLEAASE SHUT UP
Tinder must have been invented by the Jews to destroy female morality
>>38507548
what is wrong anon?
orig
HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ME, I'M CATHY, I'VE COME HOME.
I'M SO CO HUH HUH HOLD, LET ME IN A YOUR WINDOW HUH HUH HUH
I love Kate Bush but I wish her music didn't make me feel so "faggy"
AAAAYYYYYYYYYY
YAAAAAAHHHH
BABUSHKA
BABUSHKA
BABUSHKA
AYAAAAHHH
Do Yanks know Kate Bush?
>alone
>cant be fucked to cook
>order curry
>40 minutes later delivery driver arrives
>pay him two pound delivery fee "tip"
>take curry
>give delivery driver his half of the take away
>make him his first cup of tea as per the quota
>jokes on him sugar isn't included in his work care package
>finish curry
>we go over his health insurance policy to make sure neither of us is getting ripped off
>he takes the left side of the bed as per his contract
>he leaves the following
Haha he forget his two pounds. Idiot.
How are you preparing for the world's transition to facism?
Democracy is fundamentally flawed. Plato was right.
is pic not related? because it would suggest that the transition already started in the 80s.
>>38507392
>Implying this isn't just people realizing they're not living in a real democracy
>All my robots right here right now
>D'you know what I mean?
>Yeah yeah
>>38507379
What is the point of this thread?
Don't mute me pl0x
>OJ Simpson has a girlfriend
>You don't