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Let tell some autismo stories about yourself

>Be 11 or 9

>go to mcdonalds with family so i can play in the play pin

>having fun actually playing with some kids

>times passes and we gather in a small area in the top of the play pin

>oldest boy maybe 12 or 13
asks me to pull down my pants

>as a autismo kid as i was i did

>my fantastic 4 underwear was showing

>kids begin to laugh

>crying.jpg

>look over to my parents mom looks shocked while dad looks furious

>mom goes over to older kid's mom and tells her what happen

>later on see his mother pulling him by the ear probably to give him a beating in the mcdonalds bathroom

>mfw when i wish i did something about it and stood up for my self

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>use tinder for 5 minutes
>lose faith in the female race
>fap and continue with life

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Can we get one of these threads going? I met a really nice girl last time this was up, but things didn't end up working out in the end.

Fill these out and plop them back over here.
Don't post your faces in the collages, pls. I don't want the thread banned

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Brethren I can't sleep, I'm confused. I need an answer. Was Goku gay?

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Speak up if you're a fembot that would like to be impregnated by me.

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Men don't realize that not all "cheating" is cheating.

Real cheating is when you intend to do your Significant Other grievous emotional harm.Sleeping with the guy who you are evaluating for the position of your next bf is not cheating but rather prudence and due diligence: you have to inspect the good before you make a deal. You're probably going to break with your SO unless the potential new SO isn't very good in bed, so you're just time-shifting the relationships a bit for an evening, testing out the waters.

You don't mean for anyone to feel hurt, and really bf shouldn't feel hurt because he obviously just wasn't doing it for you anyway.

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I'm not enjoying life,
>before I was born, my parents were a drug addicts, they stopped doing drugs, at least from what I know.
>2yo, my first sister was born, to a different father
>4yo, my parents split up
>8yo, my father died
>my mother started doing drugs again and was pretty addicted
>before she told me about her addiction, which she tried to hide from family, i had lived with my sister's father and my mom in some shitty depressing "appartament", where there was no hot water (had to use kettle), didn't have bed and shit like that
>long story short, family had found out, she went to "rehabilitation center" or whatever it's called, she was there once before I was born, that's where she met my father
>i was living with grandparents for a few years
>about 11yo, she had met yet another guy in that center and ended therapy
>12yo, she's pregnant
>13yo grandparents take a credit to buy a house for them and us, but legally it's our house (or will be when they die, idk)
>14yo got into my first chan, which kinda destroyed my psyche, there was cp, violence, nudity, degeneracy and stuff like that there, and I was absorbing it, lost my morality, quitted it 2 years later
>15yo, inherited like 6k$ (i'm not from US or Western Europe, it's like 10 times average salary here) from my father's small property, it was split between me and my stepbrother, he needed to be 18+ to make it etc.
>bought a computer for 1.2k~~
>it was my first own computer, i could sit there all day and nobody said shit, which is sad, but i had nothing else to do, i was just consciously playing in kinda self-harmful way, on summer holiday i dreamt about playing yourself to death basically.
>16 yo, high school, met some new people, that i obviously only talked to in school or online
>tried to make a good impression, but after a 2 months or smth i've naturally fallen down to my insignificant position in the group
>mom split up again
>19yo, mom started smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol again

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I personally believe the Egyptians had to have been of Mediterranean origin, there is no way that the kangz could create such great gods, myths, and have such a great society and culture.

Discuss Egyptian gods below

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Why is it that normies only ever give me vague advice or sarcastically insult me when I talk to them? Subject could be anything and they just turn it back to me.

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Voocaroo bread

Pls rate http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R2svPvenjC

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You will never be a normie. Not ever. Being a robot is a disease. You can fight it, you can alleviate some symptoms sometimes, but you can't cure it. You can't expect to, same way a paralysed person can't expect to walk.

Have a nice day.

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ITT: Autism stories

>be me
>11 years old starting middle school
>first day of class
>meet dude named sully
>he legitimately has autism
>couple days later sully is just staring into a bush after school
>turns out there's a tiny snake in the bush
>some kid fucking dares him to eat it
>he kicks the bush and the snake tries to run away
>sully picks it up and fucking bites it's head and then swallows the whole fucking thing
>I am legitimately fucking terrified of sully now
>fast forward a couple weeks
>having nightmares about sully killing and swallowing the snake
>wake up sweating
>I turn on the light
>sully is standing at the edge of my bed
>this isn't real, this is not fucking happening
>start telling myself "this is just a nightmare"
>sully asks "what are you doing"
>look him right in his autismo face
>"I'm still in a dream, snake eater"

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Am I a cuck if I want a gf that is into horse cocks?

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Why is it that women would never fuck a guy unless he's a broke ass mailman or a billionare rapper?

Like, never anything inbetween because being average is death to them.

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>tfw you will never experience sex or intimacy with a girl
really makes me think

something sooooo simple and common it's so difficult