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Onee samas so beautiful on video call
i like making her embarrassed and complimenting her body

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WTF I hate pepe now

Origniane

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>tfw CBT is slowly curing my social anxiety
>tfw learning how to talk to and manipulate others
>tfw learning how to talk to women and basically control them psychologically
I AM EVOLVING INTO WHAT I CALL A NEO-CHAD. THE OUTWARD APPEARANCE AND DEMEANOR OF A CHAD. But the cold heart and mind of a robot. I will fuck Stacies and then proceed to emotionally abuse them. I will infiltrate the rank of the normies and relay all my findings to my fellow robots. We will overthrow the normal fags, genocide is near, the beta uprising will be in your lifetime.

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thought adhd was a meme, well you just got btfo

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Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Up, up to the sky

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>tfw black
>tfw 5.5 girth of dick

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I think im not bad looking but really bore girls when i talk to them. Anyone else feels the same? How do you fight against being boring?

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How do I kill my sex drive? I masturbate continuously. It's the only thing in life I look forward to. I don't want to do this anymore. I need sex, I need love. I can't get either. It's ruining my life. I can't function.

Every time I fap I cut myself. It doesn't work, I can hold off for a day and then I will cum 4/5 times in a sitting. I haven't spoke to a female since 2014.

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I've finally realized it /r9k/

the way normies think, the reason why everything is the way it is, is because everything they say is rooted in sarcasm and attention whoring

ex. when a normie says "I hate my job!" they're actually having a fucking blast because it's the easiest job ever, they just think the idea of misery is something mysterious and edgy. They're only doing that job because its the easiest thing they could find and they get to spend the rest of their time fucking bitches and hoes

Meanwhile when a robot says "I hate my job" they actually mean it, which to a normie is totally gross because in their mind you might be some fucking psycho getting emotional over nothing

In reality, lying makes you more honest. For some reason it works that way, why not go out there and put on that fake smile, robots?

tl;dr dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

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got the WFC game on steam out of nostalgia, feel even more autistic playing it alone :")

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hey yall niggers seen spiderman 3? its one of my favorite movies

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>be 22
>go on dating sites
>continuously blocked by 90% of women
>Literally blocked not just ignored
>Wonder why?
>Quickly ask before i get blocked
>you look like a 14 year old
>same answer every time
>look too young
Woman literally expect a 22 year old male to look like pic related

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I have been living my entire life without a phone. Being a paranoiac and someone who wants to protect his identity, is there any loops I can get by so my new phone doesn't know who I am or I can avoid doxxing myself? It's my mom's old phone, since I've reached a point where there's no other solution but to get one. I know phones/smartphones are huge traps into doxxing yourself (ex SnapChat's geolocation app), so is there any work arounds with this or am I completely fucked?

The phone is a Samsung Galaxy S5.

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>on vacation
>literally stopped going to the beach because I can't handle seeing women in bikinis anymore

When will this nightmare end?
It's all I think about. I want to touch. I want to kiss. I want a fucking woman. It has gotten so much worse. I can barely fap because I get angry and sad and suicidal.

It's like "HERE'S THIS NICE BASIC HUMAN THING EVERYONE ELSE HAS AND ENJOYS BUT YOU DON'T!"

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Tu, tu eres el iman y yo soy el metal