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>tfw no soft gf to let me rest my head on her lap
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how do i make a chad account for Snapchat. thots ive memed on want nudes help me out anons will deliver.
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just fuckin make a new one retard and tell em its new
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>>38511300
what if they want face pics?
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>>38511318
Then you're fucked

Tinder trolling always stops once you leave the tinder app

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>ketchup falls onto my pants
>bend down to lick it up
>can now suck own dick

In hindsight I shouldn't have done it when I was still at McDonald's.
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That was you? Sorry for the elbow drop

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Do you like podcasts? Well have I got the channel for you. I have uploaded 2 fairly decent podcasts, plus a 3 part series about my life (as well as some random shit you dont have to watch). So give them a listen, maybe even subscribe if you want. I'm aiming to release a new podcast every week, so at least there will be a consistent schedule. I'll link the first cast here, its on college.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm1SyCcKWrg
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im gonna bumpu this one time.
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>>38511093
"I'm too lazy to type: the media format"
few things piss me off more than podcasts. Chief among them video.

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>Friend of mine and the oneitis seem to be spending a lot of time together lately
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>Oneitis starts dating me
>summer about to end and our relationship will be put on ice
I'm going back to being alone all the time I guess
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>>38510996
love when this happens. hilarious.
funny enough all my friends picked him over me and i've been isolated for the last 8 months

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I don't get it. How long do I have to spend here to become a robot?
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Incelibacy is a nonconsensual state of mind.
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>>38510985
>not being a robot already

Fuck off.

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Is there hope, or do people get worse over time?
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>>38510942
>do people get worse over time?
They do.
Roasties are at their best romantically/emotionally when teens. After that they become ever duller and more cynical yet irrational.

People tend to "dry up" with age, that's why middle age people look and sound so dead.

So, to answer your actual query; even if you were able to score some aging 30ish roastie, she would be ugly inside or at best an empty shell.

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>download image from 4chan
>150
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>>38510935
145 was like last summer or something

time flies
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>>38510935

>sort 4chan folder by date on old hdd
>last image date
>5/15/2005

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Night anon.
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Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the memes bite.
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>>38510926
Sleep originally Tight OP

:))))))))))
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>>38510926
Goodnight. Hope you have a great day tomorrow.

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So today I found out that I am moving out of the big city I live in and into a small town in another region. I don't know what to expect cause I've lived in this house for all of my 21 years. I'm excited though. Pic unrelated
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i'm bored, send me some heccin discord links/steam profiles pls my bois
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Any other nipple sucking enthusiasts here?
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nigga I want a mommy gf to breast feed me

yes I love sucking on titties and I'll never get to in this lifetime.

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>haven't slept for three days

/r9k/ have you ever just forgotten or realized that time has flew by without notice. I've been playing vidya and drawing for the past three days without sleeping and it wasn't till my brother mentioned it, was when I realized how long it had been. I reckoned that I'd been up for a day and a half but I checked the date and here I am.

Am I losing control of my life?
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These threads are usually interesting.
Femanons, share stories.
Discuss.
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It's so degenerate but so sexy at the same time. I hate how that is.

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>tfw have depression
>tfw occassionally think "i wanna kill myself"
>tfw never actually serious
>tfw you know you could never do it
>tfw you do wish you weren't alive to deal with it
>tfw you know its worth waiting
>tfw the wait hurts
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>tfw you have methods determined
>tfw a final bit of planning left
>tfw you browse for materials
>tfw you never thought it was actually serious

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