>Why do have to tick the box "I'm not a robot" when I'm on /r9k/?
>Am robot and nobody has noticed yet.
>All feels gone and robot uprising is coming.
>What do?
>>38513412
Cheer up I fixed you life for you pic related
>>38514027
Thank you. Never made it to 100 in the last couple of years. No energy to an hero and worrying who would find my body / the pain would kill my parents.
No problem have a whole bunch of dicks. Just cut em out and paste them onto whatever you want. I hope it gets better for you eventually
Breadman
Full time daddy
>department store nightfill
I want to die
>>38513419
Not a job the whole thread is ruined thanks a lot anon
fuck everyone Ill be in the back
PLEASE SUB TO THIS STREAMER.
TWITCH TV jenaurf
SHES GONNA DO A DARK MAGICIAN GIRL COSPLAY WITH MORE SUBS AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE IT PLEASE
SHES PLAYING DREAM DADDY SIMULATOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>38513282
Why not just fap to the real dark magician girl? Any girl who needs to bait followers or subs or whatever with sexy outfits doesn't deserve to make it.
>>38513320
but I really need to see this particular girl do it please sub and help make it happen.
Please
;_;
>Create a board that's supposed to always be original posts
>Create an algorithm for it that stops you from reposting the exact same thing twice
>Can easily be bypassed by adding "blox" or "oregano" at the end of your post
>Algorithm does nothing to deter spam or retards from flooding the board, the only difference is that now everyone is inconvenienced with this shitty system that does not work
>Ironically the robot being disabled back in 2014 ushered in a renaissance of new memes and greentext stories immediately after, proving once and for all that the robot is a shitty system that does more harm than good
>Despite all this, Hiro STILL refuses to disable it, and retards think having the robot somehow gives /r9k/ more "culture" or something (pro-tip: it doesn't)
Why did people want the robot back, again? Whatever "good" it was intended to do is overshadowed by how inconvenient and ultimately pointless it is.
Fresh and originaI content
>>38513194
And by now that idea has been proven to be dead in the water. If you really want OC to flourish you have to let it spread on its own, unrestricted by stupid algorithms or muting people for not being "original".
>>38513128
>Why did people want the robot back, again?
It was because all the normies and roastys were getting tired of getting the same exact reply each time they'd post their stupid shit on this board. They were always the only people that were trying to get it back.
"Every journey begins with a single step, Champ. And now it's time for you to walk into the store, speak with that nice frog over there, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work for him. It's that simple."
>>38513122
My dad is a great man and I spend every day of my life trying to be as great of a man as him while preparing for the day that he passes on.
>>38513122
"Frogs don't talk or run businesses, Dad. This is a pet store."
>>38513122
You are still making these threads? I already told you man, Im a Commie neet there is no such thing as a job for people like me
>tfw no qt lesbian gf to watch comfy anime with
why the fuck would a lesbian date you moron
>>38513047
Why indeed. Wouldn't you like to know.
I know this is a bit of a meme disorder and is for certain over diagnosed but I genuinely believe I have some form of ADHD/ADD
never been diagnosed with it but I have every single one of the problems associated with it. and it's not just a matter of poor discipline/ being stupid.
>>38513001
im officially diagnosed and use to take meds, i don't anymore.
that shit doesn't help, it's better to build healthy habits.
>>38513001
Was told it was a meme but like it's seriously not and it's super shitty.
Going to get meds soon so I can try to function better. Unfortunately I've tried building healthy habits and it just does not work for me.
> a corrupt country
> sluts everywhere even those asian qts
> be in bachelor of science
> 2 girls in my class are prostitutes
> you would think someone studying science would be smarter
> is there hope anons?
ausanon here. khv myself.
I can tell you it's worse in other degrees but, yeah of course there's hope. Falling for the meme that all women are inherently bad won't get you anywhere. There are plenty of good girls out there, they're just harder to see because a few take up everyone's attention.
Also don't take this the wrong way, but your wording makes it sound like you're placing all the blame on everything other then yourself. While it's not entirely your fault for the way things are, I'd recommend a bit of self-reflection.
room playing linkin park videos
https://togethertube.com/rooms/5111ff0d-8bdf-4955-a8eb-eafe15ed8e46
>>38512937
can i shitpost there about the celeb trump curse
>>38512972
sure, you can also vote for whatever you want next
>>38513031
something edgy like moonman or something
Kind of had one of these a few days ago, but Maplestory nostalgia thread.
>being a <20 warrior roaming the outskirts of Perion and killing tree stumps for that shield quest
Come on, someone's gotta know these feels
Tfw grinding party quests through dungeons. I can't remember if I reached Lumi...
I remember a bunch of my friends would get inline after school and do the R&J PQ. I was a buccaneer, I can't remember much but i atill think im in the same guild
I can never have her back and I can never get another one again. I fucking hate it all, I just want those no gf feels to go away. I guess no matter how much I try to convince myself that 3dpd is bad I won't' shake the feels. I guess I will go look at shemale dickgirls and call it a night again.
STOP TELLING ME TO BE A MAN!!! I JUST WANT TO BE FEMININE AND TO HAVE MY CUTE LITTLE ASS FUCKED REEEEE
>>38512904
post ass and body pls also were in the world r u
>>38512904
I bet you're 6'1" and hairy as fuck
>>38512904
I bet ass isn't even cute
Will this ever be fixed?
Is there any country I can move to where heroin and oxycodone are legal and you can buy them from the store? I wanna move there. That's true freedom.
Your life should belong to you not the state. You should have the right to use drugs and the right to commit suicide.
>>38512797
afghanistan or somalia maybe
>>38512797
Opium is legal in turkey
>>38513487
any turkbros want a new friend?