Drinking after the denist gave me a anesthetic
>>38520156
Take some prescription grade cough syrup too if you have it bud
nice thumbnail newfag fucking shit
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>a girl will never show you her breasts
Why live?
>>38521172
Don't worry, you'll stop caring eventually.
You gave me a boner anon
I honestly think I'm ready. How do I get a gf?
femanons, would you fist your bf's ass if he asked you?
>>38519967
Nick...What's going on, big guy? You just tripped my wife...
>>38519967
Finger yes, fist no.
>>38519967
I'm in it for the long haul we share a home and life would be pretty hellish if he became incontinent. I would refuse to fist him.
>cut my hair man hair
>spike it up with gel
>grow a beard
>start getting called the new guy at work
:D
I'm 28 years old. I've never had a gf. I've never tried. I'm a virgin. It is too late for me. I have problems. I'm not good enough. I'm worthless. I have failed. I can't do anything. I should die. I need to die. I can't die mum and Jenna will be upset. They never wanted me anyway. They deserved better. I'm a disappointment. Cunt. Kill yourself. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>38519937
>I'm 28 years old. I've never had a gf. I've never tried. I'm a virgin. It is too late for me. I have problems. I'm not good enough. I'm worthless. I have failed.
You're not alone my man. I'm in the same boat but despite my non-existent social life, I managed to finish med school. Just focus on something else besides your virginity and social awkwardness and you could be successful in that.
get a hair cut and some DO and you can get your very own ugly ass barfly
>>38519937
If you wait 2 more years you get your wizard powers, dont worry friend... you can do it
>tfw my FUPA is so fat it literally swallows my balls
>tfw testicles are not in the ballsack
>>38519926
can l fuck your ass?
>>38519934
well if you are willing to pay for it then yes
Any other guys know this feel?
Just be glad you have a GF, you unsatisfiable shit
my gf said i was the overwhelming one, but she was a cunt
>decide do do an Ironman triathlon in a couple years to fulfill my childhood dream
>start running
>a few months go by, times improving, sticking to schedule
>start swimming again (swam a lot as a kid)
>shortness of breath because stopped smoking not long ago, but feeling better each time
>start cycling again, do a couple road races, realize bike cardio is fine
>really feel that I can do it, training is the only thing that brings me joy
>one day depression suddenly hits me hard
>smoke a pack of cigarettes in 24 hours
>feel like shit, think my plan is bullshit and there is no point
I don't know if it's worth it, I really want to do it but I don't see the point now... I think it would at least make me temporarily happy, but my brain is my biggest enemy...
Shit that sucks man. Have you considered an hero? Your local bridge is usually a free and fun way.
Anyone here call the Samaritans to talk about what's on your mind? Does it help with your depression?
They're not there to talk about what's on your mind. They're there to determine whether you're really suicidal or not, and if you are, they send people to arrest you and have you involuntarily committed to a psych ward.
If they don't believe you are going to kill yourself, they will do whatever they can to get you off the phone as soon as possible. They are not allowed to give you advice (other than "don't kill yourself").
Mbti thread about mbti stuff
Cognitive functions Edition
Post or else I'll kill you mother fuckers, also Ne is a good function all other functions are gay desu
>>38519560
>Normie functions
Se, Fe,
>Cyborg functions
Te, Ne
>Robot ones
Ni, Ti, Fi, Si
Atleast post some tests OP
I'm Ni/Te/Fi/Se. Typical INTJ.
please kill me
>>38519580
>Si
>robotic
Lol
Also,
>Ne
>normie
What?
And also other people can post tests I'm too advanced for that boring menial shit
Have you ever fantasized being fucked by big horse cock?
>((("Fembot")))
>implying
Kys faggot
There are people on /r9k/ right now who don't know that we only pretend to be lonley incels
>>38519447
Haha yeah we only pretend. Fucking normies.
>walk out of this 0/10 movie
>brother asks me what I think of it
>blatant propaganda trash
>he rolls his eyes
>oh here we go what now femanon
>ask him if he saw any black couples
>he doesn't say anything
>who was Michelle's love interest
>white guy
>who was the vulture's wife married to
>white guy
>who was the indian kid dating
>white girl
>who were the news anchors
>black guy and white girl
>he is stunned and remains silent
>finally asks why they are doing that
I think this movie red pilled my brother.
If you are a Nubian, I want you to go to your mother right now and ask her why she let down her people and her country. Then punch her in the fucking gob
Pretty dumb reason not to like a movie OP even if it was propaganda. I don't see how having a mix race of people can impact the script all that much. it's very subtle propaganda. If it was more in your face about it than yeah that might be pretty shit
>Had a panic attack in front of my crush until she calmed me down and treated me like a child
im hopeless
>>38519439
You better hope shes a mummy GF
>>38519471
Nope. She's alive and white.
>>38519439
Sounds like a dream come true to me. What happened to cause that? Hope you are alright man.