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>Be me
>Meet cute older woman
>She's over 20 years older than me
>We become friends
>She isn't married and has no kids, I think she's a lesbian
>The more we hang out the more advances I notice
>We start making out after drinks
>We get a hotel room and fuck all night long
>Repeat
>Turns out she has been in a committed relationship with a lesbian partner for 16 years
>Her lesbian partner doesn't know she's fucking me, a fucking white male
>MFW I'm cucking a lesbian feminist
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This is how you get back at lesbian feminists. Take their partners.
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>In the throat ward off the hospital
>no voice, nurses have to decipher a combination of my mongoloid sign language punctuated with hooting
>Had a full on spaz attack and used the last of my words on an angry phone call to assert dominance
>Britbong so free cuppas and egg sarnies all day
>Codamol on tap
>Nurses keep telling me to stop drinking straight from the water jug
>fuck that, I know they put a small amount of penis shrinking serum in the cup
>Can hear the distant sounds of children being tortured by the Doc, they have some quality "stab you in the throat with shit anaesthetic" stuff going on here
>Comfy as fuck lads, I've stayed in hotels worse than this
Currently listening to the audiobook of James Clavell's "Shogun". Highly recommend it buoys.
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>she spends years telling you she loves you
>one day she gets bored of you and finds someone else
Remind me why you want a relationship so badly?
Most women are selfish and will stab you in the back the second someone else comes along.
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They ain't worth the trust
Whore cunts
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Let's see whos the most pathetic robot.
Post room's
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Normalfags/failed normies on here: who did you lose your virginity to?
Another virgin? Someone with more experience? Maybe someone you love/loved? Or not?
Specifically asking male anons. I already know all you femanons lost yours to a Chad.
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>>38522392
Our family maid at that time. An older hispanic lady.
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A prostitute. Would recommend to anyone here.
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>>38522392
>who did you lose your virginity to?
Stop it please
origigigigigi
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To all my other lurkers out their, have you ever thought about how many, or how few posters their are on /r9k/? What if their were only a handful of OPs on /r9k/ who just make the same thread over and over but in different words? What if they have a discord or skype and it's filled with "Hey guys, at 3:28 PM I'm going to post a gay thread." Because day in dat out I'm just seeing the same threads over and over again.
What of this whole board is just being masterminded by a few people?
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>>38522335
hey faggot, you spelled there wrong multiple times. learn to fucking spell dipshit.
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I feel like it's more of an unintentional thing but it's pretty much true that only like 5 percent of the site actually make threads regularly.
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It might be true. I get so many trips and dubs that I can (and have) writ(t)e(n) a book about it.
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SOMETIMES, ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE AND TO LOVE YOU.
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how can you even call yourself a robot if you don't have a hellokitty email address?
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'Cause My feelings never change a bit
I always feel like shit
I dont know why I guess that I just do
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r9k Give me reasons why I should stay in 4chan
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You might find a gf here.
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>>38522289
You shouldn't
avoiding the bot
i want to use a drawing tablet really bad but i'm a left handed faggot
should i end it all?
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You're not a faggot for being left handed. You're just a faggot that happens to be left handed. Don't make other left handers look like a faggot because of your stupid life and inability to draw. I'm left handed and I draw great. Stop being a faggot and just draw.
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If you bought bitcoin at THE worst possible time before this year you would have twice your initial investment
Why aren't you a cryptogod?
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>just got into bitcoin
>9 years of transaction backlog needs to be downloaded
Ohboy
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Anybody can look at the past chart and tell somebody when to invest. If I had that power, I'd go back and invest when it's 10 cents.
The point is you don't know when it's going down / up, unless you follow it very closely. Nobody would lose money if everybody knew, retard.
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>>38522649
See you in 3 years
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i could be porn actor because my dick is 6x6 and im a 5'6 manlet (most of porn productors wanna short actors)
but im a 19yo kv neet and i need practice first
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>>38522162
>you will never listen to Yui playing her Gitta in front of you
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>>38522162
your dick is a cube?Fuckin nice man
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Is it okay, that I am attracted only to girls with darkness inside? Like junkies, sociopaths, hoes, with mental or ordinary diseases. Why do I like them so much?
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>>38522145
>TFW can't even get mentally ill gf
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>>38522145
You might just be really boring and the mentally ill girls you get used by add some excitement to your life
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>>38522258
I am attracted to them, but they don't want to date me, though.
I've read that the suns uv rays causes you to age faster and wrinkle. So I was wondering if you stayed inside all day, would that keep you looking young?
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As long as you don't do drugs or drink alcohol, probably.