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How difficult is it to OD on poppy seed tea? I have panic disorder and agoraphobia and am ready to check out.
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Are you looking for an escape or are you looking to die?
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>>38524555
>Are you looking for an escape or are you looking to die?
Either one.
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>>38524570
I recommend just doing drugs instead of killing yourself, my life has actually been manageable for the past year because of them. They even motivated me to get a job.
If you want to kill yourself don't use poppy tea. Either use fentanyl or a gun.
Have you ever fucked a ugly/fat girl?
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How do we stop the hook up culture and make women pure again?
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>>38524141
It's been going for a lot longer than tinder has been a thing, hooking up has always been a part of modern human society if you don't like it just refuse to be with a women who has engaged in hook up culture.
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>>38524141
Women were never pure. They've been starting wars and ruining families since the dawn of time. hook up culture is only a thing now that it's so visible. It's always been happening behind the scenes, it's just that no one talked about it.
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>>38524141
Simple
La illaha ila lah
Muhamadu Rasulullah
Islam is the only force capable of thot control
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1. Race doesn't exist.
2. Only the black race is allowed to say the n-word.
Pick one liberals.
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Checkmate xD
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>>38524115
You guys got any more of those things where superman has to press a button?
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>>38524115
>liberals are one person
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I got a story for you fuckers. I posted it on another thread but I was told it belongs here. I'm shit at greentext so endure.
> Be me
> 16
> Working at a mall/grocery shop thing
> Be alone because working 5-10pm
Now the grocery shop is pretty big with lots of open space, so from where I am, I can easily see other departments of the store.
> Spot qt working in a dep not far from mine
> First time seeing her there
> Realize she's looking at me
> Be a fucking autist and pretend like I didn't see her
You know whenever you cross someone on the streets or you're at school and you KNOW someone is looking at you but you don't know how to react cause you're beta trash so you either force yourself to look away or look busy? Yeah that.
> She's smiling at me
> Probably trying to be polite no biggie
> Throughout my shift, she looks at me from time to time and smiles
> Keep on pretending that I don't see her
Now I may be a beta-bitch, but I'm a 7/10, so I do sometimes get looks from girls. But it was never like this. I swear every 5 mins this girl smiles at me.
> At this point I think she's gotta be mirin
> Next time she smiles, I smile back
> When I smile back, her face lights up
> She's fucking adorable holy shit
> Keep doing the same shit for a couple hours > She's getting increasingly interested
> At one point I see her biting her lips looking at me
At this point I'm getting fucking excited. For the first time in my life, a girl is interested in me. A cute girl too. Despite all of this, I'm still beta as fuck, so I don't dare to do anything. Can you blame me?
> Decide to go take my break
> In break room, on my phone, talking to friends
> She walks in
Cont?
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sure cont if it's interesting
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Continue pls OP, but i hope you don't ask for advice cuz we are all virgins
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>>38524102
Yes you fucking autist
Fuck me
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It always has been. It's a cesspool for the absolute worst of society.
Signing out because my ironic stay here has long since expired. Ciao degenerates!
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>>38524097
See you tomorrow faggot.
This is now a waifu thread, starting with best MPDG
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>>38524446
You won't find me here tomorrow or later today. I promise you.
I don't watch anime anymore, sorry!
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>posts a goodbye message
>keeps replying
Roastie detected
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I wonder who couId be behind this post
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Satania... easy on the desu
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Why are more and more women women getting butt injections? Are they all trying to compete for Tyrone now?
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All men (except the Irish) likes well shaped asses.
Though one probably shouldn't get surgery for it.
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A fat ass for a girl is like a guy being muscular, it'll bump you up a few points to the opposite sex. Problem ismfake asses always look ridiculous.
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I-I would like a butt injection.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ROASTIES? I used a very obscure model's selfies for my tinder account and I'm still not getting matches. He's a fucking 10/10 this doesn't make any sense. I have a bio and everything. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PIc unrelated
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I have an average chad and get matches all the time. Maybe its obvious you stole the pictures?
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>>38523982
post the profile
maybe he looks to feminine
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>>38524023
I tried to use his most realistic selfies. I even used a bunch of normal looking group photos of him and his normie friends.
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>tfw poisonous drama whore who's so wrapped up in my own pain that I cause endless stress and heartache for others
I'm a bad person
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>>38523979
let me guess, bpd?
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>>38523979
It is like pottery though?
The good people will naturally draw away from you, while the really bad ones will keep trying to be involved with you. So in the end it becomes birds of a feather flock together.
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>>38524012
Correct.
>>38524012
Wait... you're saying I'm a bad person? Just because I say I'm a bad person whenever I'm mentally flogging myself doesn't give you the right to say the same, or view things in such a black and white manner.
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This is what the average alt girl looks like in 2017
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>>38523925
And that's a problem why? Hubba bubba
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Your "kind" are mentally impaired.
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>nosering
And all interest is lost
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>born a straight man
>born with a small penis
If there is something that made this world...
I want to kill it. I want to destroy it.
How do you take revenge when the one responsible is something vague and out of reach like life itself or some kind of cosmic being.
It feels so empty. You don't have a target to hate.
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>>38523916
>how do i take revenge on the one responsible
you don't. you sit there and suffer like you were made to do.
hey, maybe if you do it enough they allow you to have a better life next time.
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Define small penis mate (in centimetres)
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>>38523949
>next time
This is one of my biggest fears.
If you read about the world, you begin to see that life tends to recycle. That's what it does. It kills and gives birth all the time. Actually we might be in an infinite chain of universes. This might not even be the first.
I just hope it doesn't do it with consciousness too.
I want to go away.
Have you ever been in jail /r9k/? I went to jail for the night 2 days ago because I didn't pay a stupid traffic violation ticket.
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Yes, twice. Only overnight both times. The breakfast sucks major D
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>>38523853
do they actually do that? toss you into prison if you refuse to pay some dumb fine for a minor thing?
what did you do to 'earn' it?
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>>38523853
Yes. 12 days for criminal mischief. Long probation period. The state wanted me to serve prison time because I damaged a police car, but I made a plea bargain
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>*pops up out of nowhere*
Anon, can I have another 100 dollars? Turns out Uni textbooks are WAY more expensive than I thought. So strange huh?
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>>38523819
sure but this time i will have to brutally fuck your throat and asshole and post the video on the internet so everyone knows how much of a pathetic whore you are
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>>38523819
*gives her fake money so she gets beat up and raped by her dealer*
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>>38523819
She's so beautifuuuul! *^*
I would like tho chill with her playing vidya all night and then have sex or cuddling
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>"text only for logistics. act stoic."
I can't help but think this advice has fucked me over so many times.
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bumperino anyone else know the feelerino?
If you only said more some other guy wouldn't have taken that girl you had your eye on.
I feel like if you only autistically text logistics and shit and never bother with any small talk you come off as an uninterested player.
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>>38523818
To text or not to text? It's a tough choice, and I think it depends on who you're talking to. Some girls will find it bothersome, hell, some consider it a red flag, if you text everyday, some want you to stay in contact as much as possible, even if all you're saying is inane shit like "did you enjoy x?"
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>>38524879
It was a girl that actually added ME on facebook. The like a month later she has a boyfriend. Fuck.
I think I'll just text how a normally text my good friends, but the only conscious effort I'll make moving forward is to not communicate neediness or betaness.