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what does /r9k/ think of hijabies.
would you convert to islam for her

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>manager found the cum closet

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>be me
>neet
>finally start working
>made some friends
>everyday i go home with a qt female coworker
>she start noticing me, even praised me
>today the boss tell me they need me somewhere else
>HAVE TO START FROM ZERO IN ANOTHER PLACE
why is life so cruel?
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>playing on the PC
>sister brought her boyfriend
>he's at a 3D modeling college, is honestly a 4/10 and sister describe him as a robot so I expect him not to be a full on normie
>sister also tells me she's a bit awkward around people and she honestly is a bit weird so I feel like she's not a normie too
>hear my door moving
>turn around to see it close immediatly and hear them laugh and whisper "what a loser"

Why do normies do this shit? They love to pretend they're just like you but won't hesitate to mock you any chance they get what the fuck. My sister was the last person I considered a friend because she could relate to me and all of that is thrown in the garbage in one fucking moment because they want to laugh at me. Fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them.

I confronted her about it when she came in my room to take my DS to play Monster Hunter on it and she pretends that they didn't do that. Why do they do this shit

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How does it feel to have interests and passions? How does it feel to have niche knowledge in a topic?

The other day I heard about a person that has a PhD in film and they were talking about some French documentary maker and how they wrote a book about them. Then it hit me that I will never have such in-depth knowledge of something. I will never be a master of anything. I just want to die.

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Hey, did you know that living gives you cancer?

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>be fat
>be poor
>be ugly, like 2/10
>be uneducated
>have a dull boring life
>no gf
>few friends (the couple i have are fake)
>gonna get kicked out of house soon
>mental issues

>get access to psychiatric help, purely by chance
>through like 2 years manage to get in decent mental health, at least to the point where its manageable
>get a ok job as a part time job as a swimming instructor, which even though it might not seem like much is amazing
>get somewhat fit over the period of 1 year
>swim a lot because its free because of job
>four months later get full time job at the swimming hall
>feel good
>start doing stuff i actually like
>read books
>meditate
>buy decent clothes

>all this is literally a mix of all my possible willpower combined with a huge ammount of luck

>still no gf
>coworkers dont like me
>think im creepy
>still no friends
>schizophrenia starts to creep back
>constantly feel it at the back of my skull now

>tfw you realize that it wont ever get better

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sup /r9k/. i am a cyborg and i had about 5 gf's so far. AMA (btw having a gf is overrated)

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I am a net negative to the lives of every person who has ever come in contact with me.

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Is bestiality legal where you live?

If it were legal, would you do it?

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>burnt corner of mouth with boiling water
>little hives pop up along with a big patch of red
>burn looks like it will last a week or so
>looks like I have herpies
FUCJ FUKC CFJJD

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>have little sister
>pretty normal little girl, nothing wrong with her at all
>different dad than the rest of us
>her dad is a pretty cool manchild but wasn't really a dad figure
>no idea why my mom fell for him, didn't last long anyway
>also sister had crazy but cool grandparents
>summer 4 years ago
>she goes on vacation to visit her grandparents
>she never comes home
>suddenly mom recives a letter that her dad has taken custody
>she lives with her grandparents because her dad is a crazy, steroid using manchild
>grandparents suddenly become very manipulitive and sinister people
>they give her everything she want so she doesn't wanna come home to mom and the rest of us, and it doesn't help that they're really rich
>talked to the police and child services but they can't really do anything despite how incompetent her dad is
>child services starts "attacking" my mom because my sister apparently told her grandparents that my mom was a voilent alcholic person
>ironic considering my sisters grandma has lsot several jobs due to her drinking and mom rarely drinks
>shit continues for a while and mom has to use lots of money on lawyers for help
>case is going nowhere so after a while it just gets dropped
>last year mom recieved a letter that my sister had changed her name to a boy name
>suddenly she's "transgender"
>just learned today that she's getting hormoes and shit all being payed by her grandparents of course
>this is some kind of insane powerplay of something from her grandparent
>I don't understand why they are doing this since they actually seemed really nice
>We used to have bbq's, go hiking, swimming etc.
>have tried talking to my sister but she just seems insane
>like it's actually like talking to an insane person
>she's probably gonna end up killing herself or something
>if she does I'm honestly going to shot up her grandparents home for killing my sister

fuck, why did they do this? I'd rather have my innocent little sister grow up to be a roastie than this

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>go to animal shelter(s)
>see doggy I really like
>can't touch it because muh legal system
>can't adopt it for four days
>call shelter 4 days later
>dog is already adopted
>repeat
why the fuck is it this hard to get an animal companion? my parents just brought home the first one in a basket on the backseat of their car. Being 7yo and meeting your first puppy was fucking magical man

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This post is for all the /robots/ who smoke weed. Does anyone have one of those friends who brings weed to a gathering (like 3-5 people) and is stingy as fuck? Like they will pack one up for everyone then will pack one and insist on smoking it to their face? Everyone else brought weed and is packing it up to share so, it's not like they are the only person who brought anything. I've known this kid since high school, so ten years and every time it is brought up about them being a stingy jerk, they get offended. Would you just tell them that we all share and they're being rude and should fuck off?

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How to be a /coolrobot/ but not a normie?