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Killdisk takes care of the laptop.
Phone is clean, no worries.

Hand everything over and go about my day.

>press the panic button next to my bed
>Computers are wiped
>Smugly hand over electronics

>>38520860
>>38520946
Don't forget to microwave your router

>The married father-of-two erased his illegal download history with a hard drive-cleaning software called "CyberScrub", but a computer forensic expert found the files by searching his router.

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/doctor-jailed-%E2%80%98extreme%E2%80%99-child-porn-worked-dunedin-hospital

If you shoplift, you're literally a nigger, regardless your skin colour.

>>38519478
The only people who shoplift are little kids, black people and homeless people.

You are one of these things.

>>38519563
Kleptomaniacs do it too.

to be honest, i don't think the guy on the right looks that bad. exercise and a better haircut would do wonders.

>>38519410
They don't

They just say it so they can feel good about themselves

You're from that other thread and you're trying to prove a point. I never said looks don't matter, I said looking good is pointless if you're not confident and have no personality. Women get bored of you within weeks. No woman will want to be around you for long because she knows there are plenty of men who look just as good, if not better than you who don't suck the fun out of everything.

>>38519215
prime teen penis

I've noticed a obsession with little boys in culture recently

If by fembot you mean the kind of desperate faggot who would resort to ERPing as a woman on a Chilean bass deep water fly fishing forum, then the answer is obvious.

>>38519081

In defense of the OP picture being a meme, I like it because the original one comes from World War I and was a message from the monarchy to the people. As a Swiss person, I have never experienced having a king, a president, or any kind of embodied authority. I can't even tell you who my top dog is currently. Ours can take the train and nobody bothers them because most of us don't even know and the rest doesn't give a shit.

Keep calm and carry on is a good message. Easier said than done, I know, but it's the intention that counts.

Musical moment:

https://youtu.be/uTIB10eQnA0

You may have heard the cover recently (and no, I'm not going to say "Muh original was better," or anything like that, as I like both versions and listen to both. Tracy Chapman is a brilliant musician. I saw her on stage in Montreux back in 2006 or so, and she sings exactly as she does on the album, it's fairly impressive.

She's a woman with a lot of soul. Great song. I will always love her. Enjoy.

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Hey Nick. I see you are still a bit depressed. Sorry to hear it. Spent the last hour making this chart on /bant/ and watching one ant carry another's corpse around, only to forget about it when the light turned off.

>>38519492

That's... Arresting.

>gender

Do you have the template for this?

Are you part native American, Coats?

Orcs Must Die is the best trap game. Try it.

Traps are gay
Get outta my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38517921
Dislike. POnOs is gay. I'd rather be an actual woman. Since that is impossible, I'll stay a manly man, amd get a personal girl (female)

>>38515967
i never got any advice either.

it was only until i watched myself around my baby brother that i realized what they did

they just let the power relationship control them into going off into rants about things. they put on a show of being a lecturer, a professional, whatever. just because i couldnt tell the difference and i was there, submissive, and had to listen.

i believed every word as a kid tho. for that, for their lack of self awareness, i find hard to forgive them.

i dont remember a single genuine moment. but i see something genuine reflected in their eyes because the years are getting to them and they are getting a grasp of how much time they have left.

the thing is, they'll have regrets about not raising me right that i will never be able to fathom. i'm much too cautious about this kind of shit, and i'm intent on doing things they did wrong, right. like treating my baby brother like a human being.

so yeah, sucks for them. i dont know how theyll cope when the night gets very quiet.

My dad told me women aren`t human.

>>38515967
"ugly girls are good to practice"

still a virgin

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>>38515310
The scales probably all off.

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compressed time from 0-10 bc eh not much that could feel awful then

>>38515422
kinda looks like a heartbeat

What kind of bread are you eating that has sugar added to it?
Do you guys just buy bread from the supermarket in America?

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>>38511597
>>Do you guys just buy bread from the supermarket in America?
Yes, pic related is actually what people think is "healthy bread". We're completely brainwashed.

Bump so the truth gets out there

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>>38511424
>asking men on the internet to roleplay as masturbating women
What a fag.

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You're doing it wrong
Post a picture of your pussy in high definition then i can show you the correct area you should stimulate

>>38511424
>o great dyke poster
Hopefully she's sleeping for the next few hours, but knowing what kind of thread this is it'll be up for the whole day and she'll inevitably be attracted by the horny girl pheremones.

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I made this one myself a few months back.

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>get 15yo gf
>regret

>>38510631
Name of this one?

But I have to put up a gruff, selfish personality around my family because that's what they expect of me

>hug my sister
>slap in the face

zhe end

more comfortable when thread gone