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>>38529816
T-thanks chad, you're a real friend

>>38529816
Are real chads actually good people?

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>>38530502
sometimes. when i was in high school, my one friend joined the football team and then we got to know a decent lot of chads. some of them were assholes, but a good half of them at least were helpful and friendly.

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>>38529803
>Being this dependent on other people

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>>38529803
This is why I drink myself to sleep. No dreams.

The past two nights I had similar violent dreams about the last day of school. The first one I was at a school I've never been at in real life and ended with me slicing Mr T's throat with a scalpel. Like the actual Mr T from The A Team. The second one was at the elementary school I went to and I knocked out a school-friend's tooth, even though I didn't meat him until middle school.

>>38529780
probably no except poor ugly and stupid people
which no one gives a shit about

If the poor went away, who would clean our buildings, serve us food, or rob our homes?

>>38529780
damn, i'd vote this law into existence

t. poorfag

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>>38529742
i prefer very well done,

Whoever eats their steak well done is a fucking pleb

Medium Rare-Medium masterrace for life

>>38529742
Rice looks like that when overcooked.

t. asian with a younger brother

Advice, care not for being a normal person, take good care of yourself instead and cherish what you value most.

>>38529712
>38529712
get the chubby girls a chance, they're awesome and gonna glorify you if you're skinny

>>38529868
Yeah, I discovered that in high school
Unfortunately I didn't take advantage of this

any you fags keep tropical fish?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA

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>ha ha

ugh

git gud

I need you people to not be dating fat girls so I can go after them

>>38529744
I don't want to assume that any woman that just shows her face from an angle is fat. But apparently it is 100% always the case.

As long as a girl can walk and blow me occasionally I don't give a fuck.

I'm lazy and stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhvPmXoPpU
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i remember me and my classmates playing flash games all day

>>38529661
:(

This comment and or reply is very original so please don't mute me

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Crashed my motorcycle once but it wasn't too serious, could have been, though. Closest was prob a diabetic seizure from being too low

tfw captcha told me to kill myself

One time my tank died during a raid and the boss started attacking me so I used a teleport and left my team to figure it out.

>>38529673
Lel, that fucking captcha

"Closest" I've been to death was a few years back when I was walking around after a storm with some people, and while I was talking to one of them I had my head turned, as soon as I turned back I realized I was about to walk into a wire hanging from a power line. Don't know if it was live or not, but I'm glad I paid attention and moved before I touched it.

Shut the fuck up, whore. Sucking cock is the only thing that allows you to cope with the fact that your boyfriend murdered your son!

I once had a female roommate watch me masturbate. She constantly made fun of me for my small penis while I did it.

>>38529515
So we gonna funk or not bitchtits

>>38529482
> 4CHAN GOLD USER
Where's your since4pass then

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Really initiates synaptic travel to the brain

>>38529482
>skilled
>knowledgeable
>expertise
>educated
>trained

Don't forget about married as well.

I don't know anybody who is 25 and married, is this an American meme?

>>38529490
It's the average age for marriage, since at that age you should have a house/apartment and a career.

>>38529528
I see you aren't living in the 2010s

>>38529367
Just give her the D anon. You can go back if you dont enjoy it

>>38529367
>clear she wants a sexual relationship
She doesnt OP, it's all in your head.

>>38529747
Was it in my head when she took off her cloths in the bedroom? Also she is sort of married.

He got diddled as a kid

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>>38529349
I starting to think its literally the fact these people didn't have the shit beaten out of them as kids, Michael Jackson had the shit beaten out of him and never killed himself

>>38529364
Chester the molested doesn't have the same ring to it, though. I bet it traumatized him enough to diddle a kid himself, we just need to dig up that dirt on him.

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I'll make it one day vegeta

>>38529336
I really don't see in what way ltg can be inspirational.

>>38529336
>I'll start off with LOW
TIER