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>Everytime you get drunk mom thinks you're "out of control"
How do I stop this? My dad was an alcoholic for years, and acted retarded when he was drunk. How do I prevent her from seeing my dad in me? When I get drunk I just feel a little better but she tries to find an excuse to basically say, look you're out of control you can't drink. I'm probably not going to be able to really drunk until I get out on my own, because she is a nightmare to deal with when I've had only a few beers.
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wow thers an alcohol store were they sell a beer to your face its called BAR and u can go ther I think?
maybe I think of a magic thing called slot machine tho.
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>>38535563
Get absolutely hammered and SHOW her "out of control"
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maybe your dad was fine too and she just labelled him as a problem. It seems almost to me that she is the one who can't handle a fellow getting a little tipsy.
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Don't you losers realize you can BUY women? $200/hr for a 10/10 model-tier babe, could do any degenerate shit I want to her. Same stacy who you fell for and wish gave you the time of the day, some other guy is paying her to lick his asshole. I'm sorry but you guys are retarded to want a relationship with these whores. Even the most innocent looking women would spread their legs with the high enough price.
Don't believe me? Make a craigslist ad saying you're paying $2k. You will get 1,000 women within a week replying to it, all showing you their bodies and giving their life story. Even married women, girls with boyfriends who said their BF gave permission to help pay rent and more. You could literally fuck any woman on the planet with enough money on you. Every girl you seen in your life, probably got dicked on by someone who paid her
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wow nice thank you kind friend for this magical words i read them an i say "yes, i can do this" and "I can have a girlsex, yes"
cu.ck cu.ck it's cu.ckles!
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You can't buy love
Uu
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>>38535582
Yes you can retard. Chad buys their love with his looks. You are ALWAYS trading. Haven't you noticed you're a loser who has no one love you? It's cause you have nothing to offer you dumbass. If you had lots of money many women would fall in love with you within 10 minutes guaranteed.
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>"I'm ready to marry you now Anon and raise children with morals and good character. Just real quick make sure to gag my mouth and degrade me then fuck me in the ass hard and pull out and make me suck your buttdick until you cum on my face. Do you want to have a girl or a boy btw?"
How do you respond?
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>>38535529
Boy first, then a girl in 3-5 years.
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>>38535529
I really want a daughter please. Thanks
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>>38535529
b-but I don't even have a job or my own apartment....
Why is it a social rule that men must approach women first?
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>>38535520
Goes back to the male being the hunter and provider. But more than half the young women I've been involved with actually sought ME out. So there's something to be said for the laid back "anti-approach"
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>>38535520
>social rule that men must approach women first
>social rule that men approaching women is seen as problematic
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>>38535594
>sought you out
you sound like a social butterfly whose reputation radius expanded a large amount
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Is being too caring a problem when it comes to having a relationship?
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>you care too much about me, anon, we're breaking up
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It depends on how you go about it
Nobody wants to associate with an annoying clingy bitch
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>>38535559
dammit 3:
t. annoying clingy bitch
Why am i so fucking bored, ive even tried going outside all i can do is listen to music and use this site everything else is too boring
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>>38535474
Sounds like you're dopamine receptors are fucked. You should go on a sensure cleanse. No screens, music, girls, greasy or overly-sweet food, caffeine and other drugs. I've been thinking of doing this
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>>38535545
I meant to say "sensory" cleanse
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I know that feeling.
I don't know how people enjoy life.
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Why even bother with people?
>made a good friend (male)
>we hung out and got high nearly every evening while playing vidya
>talk about all sorts of stuff
>finally a good bro
>slowing I"m being phased out
>"sorry bro I'm busy"
>doesn't bother replying to texts
I don't think I did anything retarded or autistic but the friendship I guess is over and I don't know why. Why bother with people..it's all the same.
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>>38535466
He was probably not a good friend (you're being too naive), but yeah I know how you feel.
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I'd say get used to it, but honestly bow can you get used to it? I always hear the expression, "friends come and go." if that's the case why even try to make friends.
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>>38535466
some people are shit thats just the way it is
good thing is that once u find a good friend theyre there for your whole life
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Remember, robots. You *can* be happy.
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>>38535367
So...
>acquire puppy
>eat bacon together
that does sound really comfy and like happiness, yes please!
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That's the issue. If I couldn't be happy, I wouldn't be sad, because the reason I'm unhappy is that I'm not happy, or that I haven't achieved a certain situation in life in which I can comfortably smile. If I didn't have a chance to begin with, I wouldn't give a fuck.
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>Tell therapist I think happiness is a lie.
>"That's just your depression talking anon. "
>Ask him if he's ever met anyone who was actually, truly, happy.
>Dead silence.
Checkmate atheists.
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Please use the term "newie" instead of the term "newfag." As one of the most queer-positive boards on 4chan, I'm sure you all understand.
I know my fellow robots will have no problem making this substitution, after all, we were the ones that led the change from "normalfag" to "normie."
Thanks!
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>>38535355
Kill yourself you salad tossing sodomite.
FAGS SUCK! LITERALLY!
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>>38535355
And what are you doing to do about it if I don't? Fuck you
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I usually say newfriend
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*bIocks your path*
What do you do?
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Who are these handsome men?
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>>38535331
What's up, fellas? Where's the action at tonight?
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Ask this handsome man who he is
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>only 12 (TWELVE) years away from Wizard status
it's over for me lads
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>>38535328
>virginity loss due in 9 years
>haven't even kissed a girl yet
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>>38535379
>Homeschooled in very religous family
>Not allowed to go to public school so very socially awkward
>Still have some bros from the local school that i hang out with
>Thought I was a failure for never having a gf or female friends
>Bro friends made fun of me too
>Start smoking weed with friends
>Get kicked out by religious parents
>Move into a house with some people that I worked with at my part time job
>Meet girl online
>Lose virginity at age 18
I'm 22 now but i'm still pretty autistic, have had 3 gfs and have fugged 10 women
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>>38535379
>virginity loss due monday
>haven't even started yet
my mom is gonna kill me
>mom just taught my 13 year old sister how to give a blowjob
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>>38535286
This isn't /b/, dude.
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Maybe try posting it there. But most people here will probably believe you.
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time to give her some practice
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there is only an upside to this, anon.
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Well I did it bois. I started asking out women who are 30+ years old. Told one I wanted a serious relationship and that I love her. She opened her legs and I dumped her after losing my virginity. She blew up my phone and I blocked her. Holy fuck are they easy. Their time is running out and they need to get the first guy who will want to have children with them.
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>>38535206
beast mode.
Power Up! Power Up!
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>the life of a NEET
I hear you OP. I go on Tinder or PoF and filter for 34+. Single mom, divorced, etc., it doesn't matter. Pump and dump. Ill even hit them up months later on snapchat and they STILL are up for a fuck. Too easy lads.
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>>38535242
How do you know they don't have any diseases
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So I learned the name of my soon-to-be college roommate and decided to Google him. I think he might be a robot. Should I try to befriend him? Or just leave him be? Will it be weird if I bring people over to our room?
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>>38535158
26 year old community college student here
How do you filthy normies even afford to get a dorm? I would kill to move into a dorm. I dont think universities give out financial aid for housing
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>>38535170
My parents aren't poor.
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How exactly do you infer whether or not someone is a robot from a Google search of their name?
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Pills/weed/Alcohol general hospital
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Let's do this guys.
what you got
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>>38535146
A few hydrocodones from my surgery a few weeks ago. They're nice but make me incredibly itchy
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>>38535270
I took 21 benadry and now I'm hallucinating. Cool stuff
Feel weird tho
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>>38535371
What kind of visuals are you getting?