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>college
>club hopping for extra credit
>meet azn qt girl
>only talk to her a few times out of whole year
>brief, but friendly conversations; very nice girl
>no feminism, no political or religious bullshit; just chill and unassuming
>occasionally spot her staring at me when she thinks I'm not looking; but that's it
>exchange facebooks at the end of one term, yet barely keep in touch
>leave occasional comments on her posts, she replies, nothing more
>still hardly know her
>recently announces she's single on facebook (but looking to stay that way)
>wasn't aware she had a boyfriend, but m'kay
>two weeks later, she invites me out with her friends for this weekend
>mitebcool.jpg

So should I just give up hope here already? I'm gonna go, but I feel like I shouldn't get my hopes up and expect much to happen between us.
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>>38536472
Ive learned to keep my hopes down. I know anything I do will result in failure anyways.
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you are a disgusting fucking normie if there was any hope to begin with
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>>38536472
you're fine just go with the flow, if you like her go on a date with her just you two

you might be a rebound

you might be a "emotional" friend

if she starts talking about her ex be completely disinterested, say that sucks but nothing more

asian girls admire stoicism

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So, what did you do today robots?
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I played world of warcraft. I am unemployed.
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>work 8 hours
>mindlessly browse 4chan all evening
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>>38536508
how old are you and why are you still playing WoW?

Why do we like 4chan so much? Ive been coming to this board for more then ten years and I can't stop. Why? It looks shitty and dated, literally nothings changed besides some new boards being added. They even have most of the original banners from 03 for fucks sake. The content isn't that good either. Maybe once a month a thread will make me laugh or actually hold my interest. So why can't I stop coming? I have a tab opened to the website 24 hours a day practically. What gives? I doubt Im the only one to boot...
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>>38536452
I'm uncertain on the entire effect it has but escapist media is super popular with our crowd for some reason
Also
>this unoriginal thread again
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>>38536452
>implying I like it here
I can't leave, there's a difference.
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I can't talk about things as openly and freely anywhere else on the web or in real life.

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lads i went tottally nuts right now
>see a girl in the bed sleeping or somehing
>AUTOMATICLY imagine sleeping with her in the spoon position
>start to hug myself on the chair and press with my face against my elbows
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>>38536447
Are you watching someone sleep? The fuck is wrong with you OP?
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>>38536478
myself in the mirror r
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Join back you dumb slut

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How many robots or femanons here have rape fetishes?
I know there's something wrong with me.
Does anybody know some good rape doujins?
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>>38536434
rape and ryona fetishes are signs of a patrician
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All females have a rape fantasy. The catch is it has to be done by an attractive male.
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>>38536434
I'm a man with a rape fetish, I'll never live it out for obvious reasons.

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What's the most degenerate shit you've ever done? The act that made you realize this was the point of no return.
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When I first masturbated on a playground
Suicide soon
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Jacked off a trap while she got double stuffed at a porno theater.
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>>38536432

I masturbated over a 14-year old girl's bare tits while she was unconscious in a hospital bed instead of piloting my robot.

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Oh, hello there consolecuck. What are you playing tonight? Another $59.99 "AAA" game? Tsk tsk consolecuck, I just don't know how you do it. Paying premium for a mediocre prebuilt, having to pay to play online to use your own internet connection you're already paying for, forced console updates, barely reaching 60fps and upscaled 1080p advertised as "4k" and to top it off, you have to use a controller like its the stone ages!
Myself? I'm going to enjoy some of the finest pirated rarities you can get on PC. You see consolecuck, the best part about playing on a PC is you make a one down payment for your build, and after that, its all free consolecuck! (Sometimes if I'm feeling generous I'll pay for a game on steam during a sale or buy a key off cdkeys.)
I suppose I should be thanking you however, after all, SOMEONE has to support the industry.

Oh, and consolecuck? Remember, its all about having fun.
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Actually I'm playing Bloodborne
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I just bought fortnite and gigantic ultimate edition.
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OP is a consolecuck ironically posting. Nice bait consolecuck.

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>everybody loves traps now
>we regular cuteboys are out of fashion
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Bugs... easy on the traps
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>>38536422
lmaouoo
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>>38536406
What does cuteboi mean? Is it just ur average twink faggot?

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>He imagines being friends with his favourite youtube reviewers
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I unironically do this. I don't take it to the delusional extent to were I literally stalk them or show up at their house though.
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>he imagines having an enjoyable, fulfilling life in which good things happen regularly
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>>38536978
It's okay, J.

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OPERATION HOMUNCULUS

Listen up! There is a man who allegedly took human sperm and injected it into eggs to make some strange ass creature!

Some believe it's real, others think it's fake, it is time to put this debate to rest.

I am calling upon all able bodied Anons to find out if this is true!

This only works with eggs straight from the chicken, store bought shit does NOT work!

I for details, I will link you to a YouTube video, there are at least 17 Homunculus videos on his channel, watch some of them to find out the process.


I'm trusting you Anons, don't let me down.

Everything you need to know are in the videos.

Good luck

(Pic is one of the actual creatures)

https://youtu.be/Uc4qX0Ok0jI
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That was debunked moron.

Fuck off.
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>>38536321
Nigger you're like a fucking year late on this fad
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>>38536321
What are you, retarded?
That channel said in a disclaimer that it's solely for entertainment purposes.

Back to
>>>/x/
You go!

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It's hard to find any motivation to keep on living when everything seems so bleak; my past, present, and future hold nothing that could pass for meaning or purpose. And yet I keep living because I'm used to this dulled sense of reality. Any other robots have similar feels? Or what are you all feeling at this moment?
Post relevant pics or songs or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
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Wasting my summer away while I see my classmates making thousands in their nice jobs. Fell behind the curve in college and now I'm fucked. Not as jaded as you, Anon, but every passing day makes me feel more worthless.
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Realised that everything and everyone can be gone in an instant, been crying for about 2 hours on and off
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>trying to stop fapping
>remember that fapping is free
>can't pass up a bargain

Like I know life is better if u don't do it but what else am I supposed to do in lieu of it

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If you had to do your life over but without getting a college degree and comfy white collar job with benefits, which lower class menial trash job would you pick? I would work in a restaurant because cooking is a hobby for me so maybe that would suck less than other menial jobs.
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>>38536190
Does anyone else have a college degree + comfy white collar job with benefits and decent pay, but literally nothing else going for them?
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>>38536190
working in a restaurant is nothing like cooking for yourself at home

more stress than it's worth imo
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>>38536221
That would be me. I can afford to support myself but I have no friends and few interests to entertain myself with (can't exactly spend all day cooking and eating). I just kind of exist.

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>roommate and his gf upstairs with their female friend and dog
>they're all eating a wonderful warm homemade supper, laughing and having fun together
>I'm in the basement watching braveheart by myself
>I don't know them very well, I'm clearly not invited to join in
So robots, how's your Friday evening going? I'm pretty unhappy right now, quit my job last week because fuck being treated like shit and am now in search of a new one.

Fucking normie scum
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>>38536173
I'm doing pretty good. My gf and her friend came over and we made a big dinner. I'll probably fuck the both of them while my roommate sits in the basement and jacks off.
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>>38536173
I don't think I'm happy, and I don't think I'll ever be happy. I'm not sure I'm ok with that yet.
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THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT
FUCK

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>tfw in love with a lesbian
I want to die
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>tfw you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body
I'm not being ironic. I really am. I hate my life.
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>>38536218
At least you can transition. Even if I somehow did convince her to date me, I would feel guilty knowing she wouldn't really be happy
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>>38536218
Then fucking kill yourself you worthless tranny.

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>tfw you've created a streamable link playlist of hundreds of shows 1988-2001 so you can live back in the days when you were happy

I'm literally doing away with 2017.
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>>38536062
What shows are on there?
And is there anime?
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>>38536280
Most shit on Nickelodeon/Disney Channel/Cartoon Network/Kids WB/Fox Kids from 1990s-2001

There is some anime, mostly what toonami showed in this period. Early DBZ, Pokemon, Digimon, Gundam Wing, Ronin Warriors, Outlaw Star
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>>38536382
Sounds godlike. Ive been watching more childhood favorites of mine too. Puffy amiyumi is one where i couldnt keep the smile off my face when i rewatch it, even if it isnt the best show. Thats the power of nostalgia i guess.

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