What would you change if you woke up tomorrow and found out you can make any wish you like come true?
>>38539507
no more harm comes to any animal on earth
i would never feel pain again
>>38539507
Ask not the question to which you wouldn't want the answer.
Also, 1 wish or infinite wishes?
>"Good morning wagie, enjoying your day off ar... Oh right you need to finish off that extra work on this weekend? Oh dear, I'll leave you to your 7 day work week then"
>>38539502
'Good morning wag--'
*DAD BURSTS IN*
'OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER, ALL YOU DO IS JUST POST STUPID FUCKING FROGS ON THAT FAGGOTY WEBSITE AND WATCH KIDS CARTOONS ALL DAY.'
'ME AND YOUR MOTHER ARE SICK OF YOU BEING A LEECH, YOU HAVE FOUR WEEKS TO GET A JOB OR YOU'LL BE ON THE STREETS; GOD YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS, I WISH I COULD REABSORB YOU INTO MY NUTSACK AND PRODUCE SOMEONE WHO'S NOT A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER.'
>>38539556
wagie seems pretty ragie today ;)
Jokes on you, I took a 4 day weekend due to stress.
I have discovered a method of traveling to the future at a speed of one second per second.
Fascinating desu.
>>38539477
Wow, you've divided an idea by itself. Congratulations.
ues yes ofcourse.. indubidly
Do our mommies know tha we masturbate?
Did you know your mom has had sex
>>38539452
yes you dumbass. your parents know what cum smells like. your parents are just nice and never bring up that shit to you.
>fembots think having big boobs is important
>get attention as a chestlet anyways
>mfw I haven't taken a shit in 6 (six) days
Am I gonna die Bros?
>>38539445
Hardly, did that too when I was forced to live in a dorm during week. Bath there were scummy as fuck, so I shat only when I was going home at the weekends.
Doubt its exactly healthy, but there are extreme examples of people who did that far longer before needing medical intervention.
Take laxatives and a stool softener. epsom salt bath will help with the pain after. good luck.
>>38539445
By day three you're considered extremely constipated you know.
Fembots, do you wear makeup? Why or why not?
I don't.
Why not? I never thought about it to be honest. I mean I'm a NEET so it's not like I go outside anyway. Plus no amount of makeup can salvage just being ugly. I'd just be an ugly girl with makeup on.Also makeup costs money and I'm cheap/poor.
>>38539491
>ugly
inb4 7/10 model
yes sometimes and sometimes not
cause it makes me look prettier or sexy
>tfw bored shitless of booze but too socially retarded(and broke) to get any drugs
>can only get weed and mushrooms
>know people who smoke weed and they're literary sleeping or tired all the time
>have tried mushrooms and they made me giggle like a retard while I was depressed
>stuck on booze
>haven't been sober in over a month
>start drinking in the morning cause hair of the dog and drink untill I pass out late at night
>drink energy drink all day to stay awake(literary drink like half a gallon of it) and that shit is poison if you drink too much
>lava shits
>can't remember anything
>still a lot better than being sober desu
how do I get drugs guys? Do I just walk up to people who look like they sell them? Can I get them at parties? Do I have to go ta a big city to get them?
>>38539372
>have tried mushrooms and they made me giggle like a retard while I was depressed
You didn't take enough desu anon
Also, don't be a retard
deepweb vendors are your best bet
>>38539396
that seems way too complicated desu....
I did like 3g the first time and 4g the second time
>>38539451
Its easy
>setup a bitcoin wallet (takes 2 minutes)
>buy bitcoins ($50 should be enough that it isn't a huge risk and you get a general idea of how to buy shit)
>Find something you want. Most vendors offer a first time purchase deal, buy x get y, or sampler packs
This is where I start. I only mess with psychedelics, DUDEWEEDLMAO, and some pharms, but they should have similar deals for whatever you want.
Next, some people say get a PO box, other people say have it delivered to your door. Both are viable options. I get nervous driving, and with my luck id get pulled over driving home, so i just have it sent to my address, but if you aren't that paranoid and want to avoid legal trouble+deny if you get caught, the PO box might be your option
Also, 4G isn't bad, but you should have a bit more than the giggles unless they were really weak mushrooms.
Next time you touch em, id say hop up to 5, and do it on an empty stomach. It can also be rewarding to cultivate your own, since you can be sure of what kind you're growing, and that they're grown properly. On top of that, the spores are 100% legal, a decent setup only costs $35 to start (including plants).
Why is fat shaming and tranny shamin not ok in today's society but virgin shaming is?
How is this fair?
Fatsos and trannies consume more goods and services than a normalfag.
A content virgin in his cave consumes less of both, even with all the escapist hobbys.
>>38539367
It aint fair
It's ok to shame men on anything (dick size, virginity, height, lack of achievement - you name it)
It's never ok to shame a woman, indlucing trans-women
I've been having trouble remembering things, and some stuff that I think happened didn't actually happen. I've been having auditory hallucinations, and have been dazed throughout most of the days. I feel like I'm in a dream sometimes and hours will pass within minutes. I'll wake up at 10 am, and within what feels like minutes it's 1 pm and I don't remember much, as if I just sat there. Am I dying?
>>38539358
I have always had horrible memory. People I've known will talk about conversations we've had and I would have no idea that it ever happened. I've always forgotten almost every detail about any media i have consumed. Can't remember any lines from a movie, song lyric, etc.
The nice thing about shit memory is that watching or listening to something a year later will feel like it was the first time
...you sound like you have a textbook case of schizophrenia. If this is really true OP, then you should see a psychiatrist before this gets worse.
>>38539383
But this is recent.
I can recall stuff from a while ago, but recently everything feels so dream-like.
r9k, what do you unironically think about fidget spinners?
>>38539349
A fad that is already way passed it's peak.
>order fidget spinner from china, since it was $2 and I was already ordering a bunch other stuff
>bring it to work (I work at an office) because I usually spin a pen while working
>chad coworkers think its cool
Dumb, relaxing thingy that was over exposed.
Texted a suicide hotline tonight. Don't feel any better. Help?
>>38539302
what did you text the suicide hotline
>>38539302
Kill yourself.
basil
Suicide hotlines don't really help me, I'll draw, listen to music or go on walks to distract myself.
I am completely dumbfounded. Last night, I finished a bottle of beer and left it sitting on my desk. This morning I got up to find that the bottle was filled to the brim with liquid. I thought to myself, that's odd, I clearly remember downing the the thing. So I take a sip and I don't taste beer - I taste water.
I'm absolutely bewildered right now. The only rational explanation is that I might have sleepwalked and filled the bottle myself under a tap for some bizzare reason but I find that unlikely.
>>38539274
obvious question is does anyone else live in the house? was there potentially a break in, it seems possibly something a wondering meth addict might do
Did you leave it next to an open window? Rain might have filled it out
>>38539274
were you drunk last night or was that your only beer?
do you live with anyone?
can i have some money?
What are some things that women can get, whenever they want, that men can't?
* Their genitals licked by a man whenever they want
* A free beverage from a man if they are at a bar/coffee shop
* Instant job if they are attractive
* Free money if they want to hang around Saudi men for a few days
Assistance in completing physical tasks
>Free money if they want to hang around Saudi men for a few days
Dude, I know some arab scum.
If you call that "free money", I hate to think what your idea of a dirty job entails.
>Free money if they want to hang around Saudi men for a few days
I too would enjoy being defecated on for (((free))) money
Why is it so hard being successful? Does anyone else feel like life is rigged against those who are trying to be successful. I can easily just be content and happy landing a 85K a year job, but I need more than that. I want nice houses, cases, and the finest women. Why is it that life feels rigged against my efforts?
Cars* not cases. I feel like I easily fucked this post up already just because of that spelling error
it's hard because everybody wants those tings, so the competition for them is fierce
if you don't intuitively understand this then you'll probably never get them
>>38539229
It hard accepting this. But the truth is everyone is fighting to come out on top. Even the smallest man.
>be me as 18 year old fantasizing about being a submissive qt crossdresser for older guy
>too scared to go out and meet people
>too paranoid to put my personal imformation in places like grindr etc
>be 23 now and still a virgin
>wasted 5 years of my adult hood that could've been spent getting used but was too much of a pussy to go out
>tfw only 7 years til im 30
anyone else know this feel
>>38539163
no i dont know that feel, but think about it at least you dont have aids, if you became a whore you probably would have caught aids by now
>tfw only 7 years til im 30
>only
>7 years
>only
>>38539181
kek your probably right