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Yes, apart from the weeping and envy.
My room has been broken into twice.
I've been beat numerous times.
As you grow up, they just stop giving a shit about you though, so don't worry.

>>38539843
"Well, it its either your worthless genes, or you are not my parents at all, what do you think, guys?"

>>38539881
I've never got beaten since 15 because dad is a manlet and can't turn on me anymore. All they do is shout the same fucking thing over and over again until they leave. Im not sad anymore, I'm just jealous of others.

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>>38539813
>When you don't care about 3D roasties and stick with 2D instead

Feelsgoodman :)

You should try it to.

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>video features guy with a 'small dick'
>it's bigger than yours

>>38539854
You cant put your 3D dick in a 2D pussy tho.

>>38539792
Hop off a building top, you're doing the world a favor nigger, your kind only spreads inferior genes and "ghetto culture"

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Of course not. Choose life.

>>38539824
you gave me an interesting idea, there's a racist meetup group an hour away

>>38539746
He has a receding hairline.

>>38539752
not OP but he could shave his head bald tomorrow and still have 9000x the social status and pull you do

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Sounds fucked up.
But I hope some robot out there just kill this fucker.
I just want to see /r9k/ and the internet turn into a shit show.

>refer to myself as we
>talk to myself all the time
>punch myself in the face it I fuck up too bad in vidiya (I've given myself a black eye multiple times)
>have numerous inside jokes with myself

First thing I do when I get home is pull off my belt in one go while yelling "Let it RIPPPPPPPP!"

>>38539733
I can't do anything for more than 2 hours or so without getting up and prancing around my living room.

>>38539732
Fukushima's tsunami event radiated the land, something was bound to happen sooner or later.

lots of plastic surgery maybe?

>>38539732
Before they were fucking like animals now the womens bodies are starting to become more sexy to get men to approach them becuase all the herb men

>>38539719
In the state of nature women relied entirely on men for their survival because they are too stupid and weak to hunt or protect themselves from other tribes and animals or neanderthals for example. Men could do whatever the fuck they wanted with women, they never had any leverage. Cucks in the 20th centruy decided it would be a great idea to fuck shit up and give power to women and now it will all burn. I don't want to impregnate any woman because i have awful genes and the world is crumbling in general.

>>38539772
Not true, men still depended on women to properly raise and care for their children. Without monogamy (a patriarchal invention), men could not protect their women from Chad or even confirm that their children are in fact theirs.

>>38539817
In the state of nature no one gave a fuck about chad, i imagine most men back then were pretty content if they got to nut inside a woman and they called it a day. Hardly anyone would have a reason to care if their children are theirs, the tribe works and provides for everyone anyway. And if chad becomes too much of a problem they could always ooga booga on him and bash his skull into a paste.

>>38539697
Does it count if I'm not female?

>>38539697

I once catched my bro schlicking lol, so I went ahead ripped of my pants and panties and jumped on his dick wile doing a barrel roll in the air while screaming "YAMETE ONII-CHAN!"

Save to say I broke his dick and he hates me nao. :(

>>38539697
>walk in on little brother with dads old playboy mag
>he shrieks and calls me a piece of shit while covering up
>tell him if he wants some alone time with the little guy go do it in his own room
>kick him over a few times as a punishment while he tries to scrabble out and play keep away with the magazine
>kick him naked into the hall with mom and her friend then slam the door
>put magazine in locked drawer then proceed to kick sephiroths ass in KH1

>>38539609
get yourself a wife

>>38539609
just have sex with your gf, dude

>>38540274
i don't live in a muslim country sadly.
i can't just go out and buy a wife.
>>38541347
don't have one.

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good night, anon
dhdh

>>38539591
>Gets scared by paranormal and spooky ghosts
What are you, a fucking pussy?

>>38539591
anon im too tired to read and comprehend your post but ill read and reply to it in a decent amount of hours after i get some sleep

>>38539583
i would make her lose weight. If she doesnt i would leave. People can go up a couple points if they lose weight.

I have dealt with it and I have chosen to be a bachelor forever.

>>38539583
im too scared to talk to girls so shes actually still out of my league

>severe anxiety and depression resulting from brain damage from beatings from dad around age 2-7
>pills do either nothing or have crippling side effects
>can't read people's emotions had to relearn everything related to that and got bullied harshly for it until adulthood
>serious sickness from what doctors guess started age 12 and got found out late age 14 when my heart randomly gave out during class
>sickness fucked literally every joint in my body so I'll have serious arthritis and tendon issues from then on
>all joints enflamed and painful and occasionally will cough up blood
>hurts to exist and hurts to breathe making depression vastly worse
>doctors are pretty sure I'll need some surgeries around age 30 to keep living most around the heart but several joint are getting bone spurs so those will need cleaning up plus hip replacements
>every single bit of news is bad news and all anyone from the outside can do is say just be tough like they have any idea what it's like or don't give up as if they've ever had to live like this >recently found out liver and kidneys are going so more depressed than usual
>contemplating chugging my hydro bottle but doubt it's enough to get the job done

I'm incompetent. I simply fuck up everything I do. I messed up every job offer that I had. How am I supposed to survive?

dunno, I haven't eaten in 24h, and I'm just testing how much I can go without food

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>tfw morning drives at 3am.

Feels pretty good.

Why not? Shouldn't be that hard to find one on the internet...

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>>38539565
>tfw people will only care about me when i die
>even then it will be a remote group of people for maybe a few months if i'm lucky

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I don't know what I am I don't know where I've been
Human junk just words and so much skin
Stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
Just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

>>38539807
Nine Inch Nails is such a great robot band.

TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE!

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>>38539552
Just listen to it m80s.

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>>38539530
>having a girl to fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMIE

>>38539530
No because I love my girlfriend and sometimes I want to fap to traps fucking each other instead of fucking her. You'll get over it eventually.

>>38539530
yes because a woman is much better than some 2 min jerk by yourself.