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>>38540485
Get your mum to make you a nice cake.

treat yourself to a game of miniature golf

>>38540567
This. Minigolf is fun. Or bowling.

yeah who wouldn't be in these times.

No, I love everyone in a really disconnected way. I just don't like most of them much.

You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it's not true. Generally, people don't like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.

>>38540466
It's part and parcel of living in a developed country. Think of it as reparations.

I always carry a knife so no

>>38540488
So do a lot of them though. And the choice is them to watch you gf get raped or go to prison and get raped yourself

>relatively high iq
>naturally good at babby tier math (everything before real analysis)
>well off family
>fast metabolism and consistent 130lb

>5'9"
>motion sickness
>zero attention span
>sleep disorders
>physically weak
>small dick
>face too manly to be a trap

tl;dr if i was just a bit more effeminate i could have been a cute trap.

>high iq
>big dick
>above average height
>good features

>unsymmetrical face
>shit upbringing
>bad skin
>mental illness

>>38540588
>big dick
I never really understood this, is there really that much variation in dick size?

I kind of just assumed everyone was average 5-6 inches and anything else was pretty rare/abnormal.

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>>38540365
>That's good to know. That's good to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU2yQG96vB0

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>Best Brandis

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>>38540773
Touches my heart, I wish I was part of a never ending story

>>38540325
>Islam is the most robot friendly religion ever made
How so?

>>38540325
I can't wait till the riots start and I get to go ancient white on your ass and smash your bones to dust and eat your heart while stab wound fucking your children

>most robot friendly
>savage plebs who value masculinity and probably think traps are gay
No thanks

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>>38540313
>tfw feel like any girl who is nice and friendly to me and pays attention to me must feel really bad for me and is only talking to me out of pity

If she does not 'like' me, she should stop giving attention and fuck off anyway.

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>>38540313
I forgot to mention that I had a 30 minute conversation with one of my coworkers on lunch break yesterday, and I am now convinced that she wants to be with me.

Just gotta figure out how to make the moves on her.

>>38540173
Give us details and we'll give you tips.

>>38540173
Don't screw it all up like I did.

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>>38540173
Please share the story desu~

4inches (12cm) at FULL erection status. Like diamonds mode. If I'm a little spongey than maybe ~10cm

barely any, pencil dick.

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>>38540067
>What is your girth anon-sama?
5.5 but my length is 5

There have been onahole ads on 4chan since forever though.
or at least there uses to be

>>38540059
Boy pussy is ever better anon, you should try it.

Just think of it as using him as an ona hole it's not gay.

You won't even have to clean up you can just fun inside and let him suck your cock clean and be on your way.

>>38540077
That's totally disgusting and you should be ashamed. Also checking double dubs fuck the robot.

>havent had a tv license for 7 months
>get a letter saying they are coming to do an inspection on my house

so i can just tell them to fuck off when they show up, right?

recommend me a book i've exhausted every other kind of media ha ha

2nd for developing alcoholism

Having a oneitis is a mental illness, I wish you a speedy recovery.

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>>38540002
cute smile, looks like she has a nice personality

>>38540002
4/10
>>38540129
7/10

I don't have one
how was this not an original comment?

Nah dude, we can go deeper.

>>38539870
play some videos of coppercab yelling while you're at it

>>38539870
>shemale
>deep
You don't know anything reddit frogposter. How about women contemplating dog knees?

>>38539864
You seek unattractive girls. They're pretty desperate.

>>38539871
this is a good point
do I find them on tinder?

>>38539871
Except they aren't, Thanks to feminism now every 3/10 thinks they are entitled to dating Chad.

>>38539850
I'm actually retarded.
Even at home i'm given simple tasks that i fuck up for some stupid reason

>>38539850

i have minimal expenses so i don't need to work too hard

>get a jobs
>get taxed
>money spent to support Chads children

no thanks.