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mortein

>>38541667
Shit. Turks don't use deodorant

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>turkey

Like durum kebab

shut the fuck up you whiney piece of shit

probably for pity fucking. But even then, so-so.

>>38541637
It won't work if you just do that, she has to legit want you first, then and only then she will want to make you happy.

I wanna be the femboy

But I have bacne so nobody will ever wanna go out with me

I have a femboy bf and we're in love.

Fucking best thing to ever happen to my life

>>38541632
Post it? I've literally never even considered this a problem, I think you're just overly self-conscious femanon

>>38541392
This is a post from a /pol/ack who took the bait and posts something about interracial divorce rates.

>>38542635
This post demands that the above poster reyurn to /pol/

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This is a post from a /pol/ack pretending to be a black guy saying that white boys can't compete with Big Black Dick.

The picture is a big black dick.

You will respond with multiple REEEEEEEEEEEEs.

eik tu nx kurva blyat ka tu cia darai

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

>>38541374
Futu-ti gatu matii de cioara.

>>38541339
I played that garbage for nearly 10 years. Had enough.

I've never played WoW

cause I play the far, far superior ffxiv

>egf
no such thing

women are terrible people OP, don't trust them ever ESPECIALLY in e-relationships.

i had one and it ended when her ex bf came over unexpectedly and she cuddled in bed with him for half a hour in the middle of our skype call.

TRUST NO THOT

>>38542698
>being this cucked out of a relationship
good god

No, I just don't like the derailing that happens if I say I'm a girl.
Although sometimes I ERP as a gay twink.

>>38541359
>I'm so attractive the boys can't control themselves if I reveal myself.
Nice humblebrag.

>>38541453
Nothing to do with being attractive, just saying you're a girl derails threads with either 'pls be gf' or 'reeee roasties out' - I could be a hamplanet and the reaction would be the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y97u-U0nvJM

>>38541287
I had a bad trip while listening to that song. Makes my heart rate go up and makes me nauseous, lmao.

>>38541298
Aw that's sad. It's such a good soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPtBjY8o_A

>>38541227
chink puss BELONGS to white dik!

>>38541227
s-sauce? you know, j-just f-for some re-research.

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just as nature intended it to be

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Just grow your own ffs.

>>38541201
>>38541201
thanks for reminding me to go waste my money on more weed later

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If anything weed is tragically underrated. I love smoking weed and jacking off. I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual.

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>plays computer games
This is an 18+ site, anon.

>>38541219
>Goes out of his way to be a dick to people who try to make legitimate threads
Fuck off, Faggot.

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@38541332
>attention whore posts a thread
>expects it to be respected
Kill yourself, attention whore.

It's a loud minority that gets butthurt over dumb shit

>>38541165
As a femanon I completely agree with this sentiment.

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IM NOT EASY TO BAIT STFU OR ILL FUCK YOUR MOM

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for those yet to endure the suffering

(it actually feels really satisfying to fill out tbqhf)

>>38541111
kinda normie but 7/10

>>38541119
new chart that I haven't seen, guess ill fill it out

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It's still truel you know.

Feels great from the other side too desu

>>38541153
What about it feels good to the woman?
Does it feel hot to submit your body to someone who wants you so badly?

>>38541079
>the baby that I will put inside her
how are you ever going to do that? are you going to buy a baby fetus, kidnap her and insert it into her vajayjay?