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I'm sorry for your loss anon. Remember, time heals all w-

Actually you know what? I'm sure plenty of normies will console you like this to make them feel better.
But you'll still feel like shit. Nothing anybody says can make it better. Here or irl. It sucks.
Find a quiet place to be alone for a while, and cry your eyes out for a while. Drink. Do drugs. Start fights. Do whatever you want.
Just remember that nothing will bring your dad back. Eventually you will have to move on.
You can use it for your advantage though. Girls love it if you "open up" to them emotionally, and this could be it.

Death, death, death, death, death, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, suffer, pain, agony, defeat.

>>38542348
This. He dead. He wont come back.
Move on. Use it as an advantage.
Think about the future. Don t stay in the past.

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i hope females gonna like it too when there will be no civilization just gangs,rapes etc...

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>>38542118
Yes because we need more big dumb ass jocks.
>typing on a computer made by a beta male.
>using internet, microwave, canned food, medicine, clean water, equal rights.
The list goes on but "chad" is just trump with alot of muscles and tattoos.
Minus the businesses sense.
But go take a look at the middle east of middle africa if you want an all chad world.
You become sex slaves and we go back to the age of stone and strength,
No thanks cunt whore, I like my electricity and internet video games.
>world of chads OMG GURRLS SO HAWT
Again chads are just rich pretty boys...

>>38542218
Bitter beta detected

How's that pussyfree life going? Lol

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>>38542114
STOP LISTENING TO RAP.
VULGRAGRAD.
Look it up.

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>>38542287
Sounds alright and makes me wish I was a russian gypo but I'm not so rap it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZjjXY9pZq0

>>38542313
Is that an SCP reference?

Living with mommy in the basement is the most superior way of living.

How do I become a cuck

Because I can't be bothered to play VLR

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>>38541991
not worry about it. Chances are it's just a sebaceous cyst.

Stab it with a needle and squeeze it.

I love popping a big zit on my cock or balls.

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>>38542021
Read The Tibetan Book of The Dead and prepare for your imminent death.

The main symptom of testicular cancer is a lump or a swelling in the testicle. On the sack itself doesn't sound too bad, but I'm no doctor. Lump at the bottom of the testicle may just be the sperm tube (I have that)

>>38541975
her tits are too wide apart, that's a 0.5 right there. don't even get me started on her face

>>38542014
I disagree and show me a 9+/10

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literally a 10

never seen this before

really made me laugh out loud

>>38541906
I'm surprised that sentence is original

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>>38541906
poor chad got cucked by roboto again

Forbidden idea. Plus its rarely cute IRL and mostly for people who dont have siblings

>>38541889
cuz you r fucked up in the head m8

It's not incest they're not blood related. It's only taboo on paper. Also it's a shit fetish written by sad nip man children

>>38541842
when mumkey jones is going to upload on his suicide channel

>>38541842
>It's between midnigjht and 5 am
It's 10:30pm here, but I'm still feeling "tfw you'll never be anyones best friend"

I will never be the sole person anyone wants to spend their time with. I'm forever a side character no matter what. That's what 5 years of being NEET has taught me.

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>>38541842
it's 2pm here in bongland but when I do get in bed I usually think about how I'm probably gonna lay there awake for the next 4-6 hours on 4chan & get 2 hours sleep max.

I think chads just get it whenever he feels like.

Normies have to jump through all the flaming hoops first

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I thought it was usually "guy starts doing touchy-feely shit, girl either shoots him down if she doesn't want to or keeps going if she does"

this is second-hand anecdotal knowledge

>>38541885
depends. I also had a girlfriend who was hornier than I was, usually.
but otherwise you're right.

Don't ever do this - you'll get throat cancer

>>38541767
Looks disgusting and my exposure to my brothers room confirms it smells terrible. Smell heavily affects taste so if it smells bad it assuredly tasted bad. It'd also require sexual exposure to another which I couldn't care less about when it comes to men.

>>38541786

It doesn't taste terrible, but it clings to your throat and burns and makes you choke.

>>38541749
loads of us look like that, get over it. if you cba to workout it's either that or be fat. I look a little better because i worked out for a year or so last year and have sat on my ass and eaten lots, walked alot but not done hard exercise and i look better for the weight

>>38541749
embrace it breh. lots of grills like skinny bois whereas being fat isn't appealing to anybody.

I'm fat and I routinely only wear a t-shirt + jeans outside. My arms are hairy as fuck too. I do not give a shit

so just... don't go? he can't physically force you to get on the plane. think about it. stay in australia where it's somewhat decent, or go to china where everything sucks and the people are rude and awful

>>38541741
To be fair, Austrialia is hardly a western upbringing. Still, you should tell your chink father that you're not going to some second world hell hole just because he's got a sadistic boner for hard times.
He prolly has a huge gambling debt, and it selling you to a sweat shop.

>>38541741
You gotta go back
Stay there you fucking Chink

Tell them what they're saying is not an argument

the only thing normos hate more than cynics are bandwagoners.

so after they say that, pause, then go, "oh nevermind, i changed my mind just now, i actually do like them" and their fucking head will explode.

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>>38541721
i dont need to be able to make what i criticize to criticize it

>>38541712
randy stair is that you

>>38541712
woah that's so chilling anon 1@!!1! !11!

you should totally become a writer ! 1!1!!1

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I SPENT THIS YEAR AS A GHOST AND I'M NOT SURE WHERE HOME IS ANYMORE