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ok real talk

would you suck your fathers cock if given the chance and nobody including him will know it
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>>38544025
No.
Maybe if you give me money.
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>>38544192
>Maybe if you give me money.

You subhuman filth
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>>38544192
ill give you 5 rupee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9AHCymAbyg
How do you feel about this?
Is it that easy?
It's long but I think it's worth listening to while you shitpost.
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>>38543996
>if you want to be cool, bee yourself and go turboautism mode
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>>38545060
And it works for him
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I think it's impossible to fully get rid of anxiety just possible to ignore it to varying degrees

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>watching drugs inc.
>social worker travels around checking on heroin addicts and providing help
>one addict has infected sores on his leg
>he goes to a clinic and gets patched up quickly
>wonder how any of this was paid for and why the social worker was volunteering to help druggies
>they were actually just in Canada and it was all free

Why is USA so fucked bros?
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Canada is a seperate nation, it is in North America, but not part of USA. Don't lump those dipshits in with us.
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>give ME things that cost OTHERS money
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>>38543963
Do you have brain damage?

>>38543987
>Let people die in the street because I want money

Femanons have you ever caught anyone looking up your skirt?
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I don't wear skirts, I'm not a whore.
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when i was in 9th grade im pretty sure a guy in my class was looking up my skirt while putting his head down on the desk while i was facing sideways. i just turned back forward and crossed my legs.
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>>38543855

I wish girls would wear more skirts

It looks more feminine, getting tired of these yoga thots

>when your ex tries talking to you again
LOL
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>>38543834
>when he makes a reddit-tier post
LOL
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>>38543834
>ex
just go
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remov urself

Muslim robot general.
Don't give into the pressure of the kuffar stay true to your beliefs!
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>live in bumfuck florida
>somehow a mosque in my neighborhood
Go back, please.
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>>38543749
Want to convert?
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>>38543718
Sunni or Shia?

Oh hey, this has been asked here before.

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>Hey look, Summer. An Il Duce-bag Drumpf supporter! Let's kick his ass!
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henlo anon
hello u stupid normie
go post in /pol/ stinky
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TWO SCOOPS FOR DRUMPFY REEEE
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>>38543699
>Supporting drumpf

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>qt trap fuckbuddy just sent me a bunch of pics of "her" "as a boy"
>asked me if id "have sex with her like that"
>feel really gay all of the sudden
how do i get over this feel?
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bump
what it do???
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>feel really gay
>how do i over this feel?
stop fucking men, that would probably be a good start
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ignore this >>38543933
you get over it by fucking hobos

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Anyone else here who's only attracted to fat women? I have a bbw / feeder fetish and I feel like I'm the only person I know irl who has it. I think this fetish might be more common amount people like us for whatever reason. I haven't shared it with anyone

Got any experiences dating fat women and being attracted to them?
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>>38543610
plz tell me I'm not alone about this robots
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>>38543610
>>38543773

i have a musclegirl fetish, a bbw fetish an inflation/expansion fetish, i am into dickgirls, cute traps, hypermuscular shotas, ryona , rape and guro. I also start getting a boner to hyper destructive farting. and I like feet.

how broken am I?
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>>38543610
I have this too. I'm attracted to fatter girls but I wouldn't ever want to be seen with one. I just want to fuck or cuddle with them. I want to be engulfed in their fat tits and their huge gut. Want to knead it like dough. And face sitting.

But I also like thinner girls that take pride in maintaining their body. Not too toned or athletic either. The kind of girl that looks like she puts no effort into her body but does a shit ton of cardio and the occasional weights to keep her arms and legs from looking like twigs. I wonder if getting a normal body gf would take away my urges for the fat ones.

Also since we're here. Got any favorite BBW pornstars? Mine are Lexxxi Luxe. And when I'm feeling cultured, I watch Sofia Rose or Maserati.

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>tfw had problems with my brother
>hes 10 years older than me
>left for the army at 18
>i stayed home and became somewhat of a faggot thanks to social conditioning from my psychopathic mom and sister who hate masculinity
>behaved similar to a woman/numale, had flirtations with somewhat marxist politics
>this has caused a rift between us for years
>read Jack Donnovan's The Way Of Men
>changes my perspective entirely
>start acting like a man
>reclaim my masculinity
>grow facial hair
>get a blue collar, respectable job
>my politics become more true to myself, hard rwds-for-commies libertarian all the way instead of the left-libertarian faggot i was
>finally, its another visit to my brother
>he's graduating police academy
>go down to his house
>still nervous to talk with him
>end up helping him with yardwork and clearing brush from the side of his house
>he sees that i've changed and became more responsible
>we're going out to dinner with his army and cop buddies
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>brother gets me drunk beforehand
>tells me he sees that I get really tense around him
>end up letting out my feelings and apologizing for being a faggot
>suddenly my jittery speech goes away
>i can freely talk about all the autistic /k/ shit I want
>everyone likes me
>end up stealing a pen from our rude waiter
>everyone laughs

it felt so good robots, yesterday was a real healing experience for me. Today we're probably gonna go to a range that rents full autos, im pretty excited about that too.

So bots, how have you been fixing problems with your siblings?
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>>38543587
Good job anon.
How old are you? What's your job?
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>>38543689
19, mechanic on misc locomotive parts
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>libertarian
>masculin

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Dude, what the serious fuck is the deal with people on /r9gay/ claiming robothood when they're not virgins? That is the absolute defining characteristic of a robot. Think about it, all a robot's prior generations have managed not to be such complete fuck-ups that they managed to procreate and create the fuck-up that is a robot. A robot is such a terrible failure that the family tree gets it's branch cut off at the point where the robot comes into the world. There is no greater defining characteristic of a robot. Robots shouldn't even be able to get up the courage to buy a prostitute, either, or else they are probably just horribly failed normies.

Therefore, if you are not a virgin, you are not a robot.
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>>38543573
I'm a virgin and I don't even claim to be a robot.
Non-virgin """robots""" are delusional and want a victim complex.
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>>38543609
Virgin does not equal robot, true. But one cannot be a robot and not be a virgin.
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>tfw havent had sex in 4 months

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Where can I buy the comfy blanket
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Original bump, I too would like to know.
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At the homeless shelter
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>>38543543
Go out to a store, feel the fabrics, and buy your favourite.

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>Keep going to the gym
>Trying to better myself and have confidence to walk outside without anxiety
>A few days ago got sick
>Woke up feeling sick and deprived of strength
>within 8 hours a large portion of my body has pimples throughout it. No white stuff, only red and watery.
>my entire face covered, most of my chest, some of my legs and widespread on my arms/biceps.
>headache, coldsore under my lip
>muscle soreness and strange pain
>never felt so dysfunctional from a flu/cold

I don't know what to do, I look like a monster now. Only 7 days left until a special occasion I've been waiting for all year. Despite feeling better, the damage has been done. I look like I have chicken pox. I can't even go outside. I look like I'd infect someone with the zombie virus. Did anyone else here go through a similar situation ? Do they disappear as fast as they pop up ? Why does this happen
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go to a doctor nigger
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sounds like you had an allergic reaction to something
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>>38543553
I never knew an allergy reaction could be like this.

>>38543528
They'll just cause more problems for me.

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Every day, night, the same threads. When will it stop? Will /r9k/ ever become good again?
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R9K was never good! Fuck off newfag.
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You don't like thinly veiled porn threads that could be on any of the other eight porn-specific boards? Or the LGBT threads that should in every instance be on /lgbt/? Or the banal advice threads that should be on /adv/? Or the racism threads that violate GR 3 and should be on /b/?
I don't see any problems here.
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>>38543585
It's over. We lost. And there's next to nothing we can do about it.

FUCK >>>ALL<<< THE JEWS

I HATE JEWS SO FUCKING MUCH REEEEEEEEE
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https://strawpoll.com/796rwgcz
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Well then, it has been decided.
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>>38543482
So you hate people for how they were born? Pathetic!

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