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can we get a thread where we talk about femanons? i really dont think they get enough attention on this board.
femanons just post here and get your daily attention needs fulfilled.
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Really pisses me off now, every over thread is a fucking femanon thread, r9k used to actually fight this menace but it just seems the summerfags have taken over.

Fuck roasties ruining even my last refuge.
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I dont understand how can you like a guy that much that you'd have sex with him. Sex seems such a foreign idea.
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>>38546043
Nice, nobody cares roastie.

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Anon, close the fucking door
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>>38545447
o-ok s-sorry guys
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>>38545447
Sorry, mom!!! Dad called, he wants to bring home Wendy's! Do you want anything? Tyrone?
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>>38545447
S-sorry sis

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I TRIED TO USE REDDIT AND I REGRET IT


fUCKING IMBECILES BOTH Oof ATHEM
I thought it would ber okay and "le reddit is shitt!!!!" was just a cirlcjerk meme but no
ITS TRUE


CK REDDIT
FUCK REDDIT FUCK REDDIT FUCK REDDIT
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reddit is nice for small niche games and related topics. reddit is cancer for essentially everything else.
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>gets upvotes on ONE comment
>"REDDIT IS NOT CANCEER REE"

uskdkdnkdkdkksjbs Kys
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>>38545474
This

I go to reddit to discuss niche vidya/hobbies, after that reddit turns into a whole lotta circle jerking and crazy people who pat each other on the back

>try to discuss politics without swearing or memes
>OH MY GOHHHHSSSSHHH THIS PERSON HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN THE REST OF US BETTER BAND TOGETHER AND FIND OUT WHERE HE WORKS/LIVES SO WE CAN RUIN HIS LIFE FOR THINKING DIFFERENTLY

Never
Again

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Last week I made a couple threads on a co-worker of mine that I caught looking at me interestedly and I asked her out and she agreed and I was feeling very good
We went out and had coffee, I was completely burger and it was pretty awkward but she hugged me before she left
This week at work we didn't discuss it, we were just like always before, having a few jokes etc. My contract ended on yesterday and I thought I'd celebrate it today by having some alcohol so I'd be a bit more relaxed with her, so I sent her a message when I saw she was on WhatsApp. I am most certain that she has seen my message but she hasn't read it. I don't think there's hope in this project anymore.
What can I say lads, that I tried?
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>>38545419
You've tried. Well done.
Also, sometimes (just sometimes), people are actually busy.
Wait for like an entire day before jumping to conclusions, but do not get your hopes up for no reason either.
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>>38545419
You tried mate, one will eventually respond. You did more than most robots that never even tried and then just complain all the time
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I remember your thread, anon. Don't worry. Hopefully you learnt something about dating that might help you next time.

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>Be me
>Intelligent black man
>White girls and black girls only want Tyrone-tier thug niggas

Why must the intelligent black man suffer?
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Theres no such thing as an intelligent black man

Saged
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>>38545388
fuhk u nigger less than three
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>>38545388
these meme needs to die

it's not because you're intelligent, it's because you're F U C K I N G LAME.

most black dudes that see themselves as "intelligent" are pretentious as fuck. fuck off honestly

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Why are women incapable of understanding honor?
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The only thing women understand is sex, sex with cute guys, Facebook likes, Snapchat, sex with cute guys, rap music, getting drunk with cute guys, whining about how lonely they are, texting people, sucking a cute guy's dick, complaining about creeps at the gym, having sex, hooking up with cute guys on Tinder, getting abortions, having anal sex with Chad, complaining about stomach cramps, having sex, voting Democrat, having sex, using dildos, complaining about the cost of birth control, posting pictures of Starbucks coffee, having sex.
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>>38545345
Because they are filthy pieces of Bagh'tagh who cannot into bat'leth, hew-mon.
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>>38545345
>hahaha only neckbeards care about gay shit like honor xD
Fucking imbecile. Asshole. Die

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>make a discord account
>join beta-orbiter servers
>get nudes of all these ugly as fuck fembots with my good chad looks and high iq

I'll let you white boys have a peak at my collection, but don't expect more than this.
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>>38545324
>Candidly mentioning iq as the reason you get girls

yeah, no one believed you in the first place.
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iconic meme
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>Make a discord account
>stay out of big servers
>play video games with a person
>it turns out to be a girl
>keep talking for a month or two
>fall in love with each other
>visit, have passionate sex
>decide we will move in together
>don't have a single nude if her, just my memory

Tbh, I'm attractive enough to do what you "did", but I wouldn't want to do it. If I want to see naked girls, I go on /s/ and I see naked girls hotter than any "fembot"

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>makes a fembot thread
>larpers come out of the woodworks
>wow so many females who wants to be my gf :)
start permabanning theses fucks
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>>38545305
Women can't be robots now kys and I don't mean some half assed attention grabbing attempt
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>>38545305
>>makes a fembot thread

You're no different.
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Even though I hate them, I'm fine with the "post your details, fembots" threads. What I hate is when pathetic betas make inane threads like "Fembots, what's your fave colour?".

Tfw
>you enter the room and everyone become silent
>you enter the mall and everyone turn their heads and stare at you
>you post in the thread - thread dies.
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>everyone goes silent
>everyone turns at you

Both of those things are natural anon, pay attention when you're in a full room. It happens to everyone who enters.
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>tfw 20 years old
>drink milk with cocoa
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That feel when you sit next to a lady and she turns at least 45 degrees away from you

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Anime is kinda for men now
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>>38545214
Whats going on in pic related??
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>>38545225
i think i will join in the crazy
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>>38545225
Really mashed my potatoes

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Why do I need a cover letter AND a resume? Don't they do the same shit?!
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Search for a resume or cover letter maker on google.
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>>38545148
It's not difficult anon....
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It's so annoying, cover letters are pretty much a begging to get a job

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Why does LilyPichu fake her voice?

Here's her dropping the voice to 'fake' a deeper voice, which is in fact her real voice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6h4bdd/lilypichu_is_actually_british/


How is she still getting away with it, r9k?
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lmao destiny is so cute
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Who's better at Starcraft, Destiny or lilypichu?
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>>38545157
yep, they hang out a lot now

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6fash0/lilypichu_drops_the_anime_voice/

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>fell that heart starts beating faster
Will I die?
Why its so delicious? Is there a version without this whole energy stuff?
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>>38545132
Bumperrrreoooo energo
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>>38545132
>monster
>Negro: The drink
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Drink something healthy you cunt

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>had a best friend in highschool
>we did literally everything together since 7th grade.
>always would walk home even waited 1 hr one day so i didnt have to walk home alone
>freindship was strong all the way to graduation.
>he went to college a few hours away
>initially kept in contact
>even visited him but realized he was now into partying and drinking a bunch.
>spent the whole weekned babysitting him puking into his pillow
>a few months down the road realized i was the only one initiation conversation or calling him.
>decide to stop.
>havent heard from him since.
: (
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nobody wants to share feels??????
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everyone in my life left me for someone better
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>>38545414
We're too busy replying to normie, fembot, politics or bait threads.

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how do i unlock the gf level ?
the single player mode is getting boring
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>>38545069
Need some base stats first.
Location, age, sex, race, job? That sort of shit.
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Actually , you can skip that level completely. The reward is a little different if you do but the stats are identical, it's just cosmetic.
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>>38545095
The only problem with this is that you end up on hardcore mode, where if you die your DNA is deleted forever.

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