what does r9k think about kegel exercises
i wanna do it because i wanna see if i can get a bigger girth, i'm not fat but i eat junkie food and im a hikikomori so...
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>>38549210
Enjoy breaking your fucking DOINK. Try to eat better and stop caring about your penor size you cuck
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>>38549246
i have a hotwife/cuckold fetishe
i wanna fuck qt milfs while her cuck husband admires my big cock
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>>38549276
Good luck with that ever happening since youre probably a beta nobody
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Which one of your robots wrote this
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>this guy is a cringey beta so he must be a robot!
All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.
Try lurking a little more and maybe having a discussion with your friend Chip about whatever he's doing that's pissing you off.
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>>38549218
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
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>>38549152
>robot
I can see why you might mistake him for one but a real robot (if they could even muster up the courage to do something like join a class to learn a new skill in the first place) would see all of the kids in the class, immediately be overcome with anxiety and self-consciousness, and then leave. Probably without even getting a refund.
Daily reminder your oneitis gives up her rectum to chad.
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>>38549150
Jokes on you my oneitis is my dad.
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>purple hair
Fantasy ruined
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>>38549150
I don't know any women in real life besides my family members so that's not really possible
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Is paying the $10 to follow her instagram worth it? What does Nat post on there.. anything that I couldn't get in threads here?
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>Is $10 to get pics of some roastie worth it
no
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>>38549126
Ruined my day, op.
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photoshopped whore lmao
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Does you sometimes feel like you're missing out?
All these normies are having fun at festival, parties, clubs, ... They spread their experiences in social media. Meanwhile I'm sitting here watching anime and playing vidya. Decided to check my normiegram and snapchat as a break, only to get this feel like I'm totally missing out on all the good stuff.
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>>38549031
Fuck messed up in first sentence already. Do*.
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>>38549031
I already blew all of my childhood and teenage years doing nothing but watching TV and playing video games. What were supposed to be the best years of my life wasted.
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As a cyborg I can honestly say that if you did all those things you're gonna wish you were home watching anime and playing vidya. If you liked that shit then you would be doing it already. I just like getting fucked up honestly, the social aspect is nothing special. Normie fests are usually just a bunch of betas orbiting chicks who are competing for the few Chads, same pattern in different settings.
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Any other robots wanna move to Japan with me in a few years
we could plan shit and work towards getting there and setting up a robot complex
It could be fun right? Maybe?must actually be robot pls
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What kind of job do you have lined up over there? How are you gonna get citizenship?
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>>38549004
Mite b cool
From what I heard, the Japanese are interested, even as far as paying people, to live on their minor outlying islands. I'm not sure what the stance of the Japanese government is towards it, but the islands/towns themselves are practically begging people to come and live, and even pay them to.
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>>38549035
>What kind of job do you have lined up over there? How are you gonna get citizenship?
job???
citizenship???
I just wanna go to japan pls don't throw a wrench into my life plans desu
So do you think it will work, I don't think she's that pretty but fuck it
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if dubs say
"Sorry my friend got on my phone and sent that he's crazy ok bye now".
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>>38548971
Give us one of her photos, OP.
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>>38549001
As expected she took the bait, very typical tinder female, I'll be fucking her by next week guarenteed
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>be me
>smoking a cigarette in the park, minding my own business
>a little brat approaches, maybe 5-6y
>'You shouldn't smoke mister, it is bad for your health'
>I put out my cigarette on his left eyeball and thus teach him a valuable lesson on privacy
>he screams like a whiny crippled bitch he now is
>his mum runs over
>'What have you done to my Johnnie?!'
>'I taught him a valuable lesson on privacy, which he clearly couldn't get from you, bitch'
>the bitch is impressed with my educational skills and wants to fuck
>I notice she is a solid 8/10 milf
>okwhynot.jpg
>we do anal because she clearly would not handle raising another child
>we fuck in front of her kid who looks at us in shock
>'MUMMY NOOO!!!'
>I look him dead in the remaining eye as I blast my load into his mother's rectum
>wipe his mother's shit off my dick on his face
>the shit makes him look like a small black guy
>cops arrive and shoot him on sight
>mum doesn't care, she just had anal of her life
>the cops tell me the latest news
>mfw I learn that Sen. John McCain has brain cancer
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W-What...?
Is this what you do with your time?
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I read that identifying with OP instead of the boy and i feel good :)
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most american thing I've read all day
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So robots what do you think about AoC?
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>>38548924
>So robots what do you think about AoC?
Complete bullshit pushed by women who insist that a 15 year old is too retarded to make her own decisions
Is it going away though? Is anything gonna happen to it, no.
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>>38548924
>3 year difference
>both can be in the same high school
>17
>14
>his greater age makes him a predator
AoC is always so fucking stupid, it should be based on maturity, that way half of society wouldn't fuck until their 30s and this sex meme can die down.
One of the most overrated normie acts imaginable.
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>>38548964
This right here is the truth, there's a reason why the women who always call a guy a creep for fucking younger girls is always an ugly old hag.
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y'all homos better remember Leviticus 20:13
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>uses MGTOW in username
>quotes the bible
Really activates my almonds
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>>38548816
Glad I'm not gay, and btw traps are objectively not gay.
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>>38548849
Hmmm I do not know what to think on this one many would say that they are but many would say that they are not, I should consult my local Bishop
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Is it worth the 20 dollars a month?
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>>38548764
Fucking no. Who even listens to the radio nowadays? You must be 30+ so I wouldn't understand. What I do know is that radio are for sheeple. Find your own taste, don't let others decide for you.
W e w, that triggered me. I feel a lot better.
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>>38548764
fuck no
who even listens to radio in 2017?
pirate music for free, you can listen to whatever you want, whenever you want, no ads, no restrictions except for the amount of storage you can afford
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>>38548853
Almost as bad as paying for cable tv
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I fucking love this camgirl.
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>>38548735
>pretend to have a seizure online
>betas give you money
That's every cam show she does.
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>>38548735
Ew. Asian.
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>>38548735
how can you fall in love with one that does nasty hardcore shit?
i fell in love with a shy insecure non-nude who wandered into the domme niche and tells me funny stories about what she makes the subs do
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Do people actually use tinder for dating or is it all just for hookups? I joined a religious club on my uni campus and met a cute nerdy girl there and we hit it off and have been getting close lately, then a few days ago I even ran into her on okcupid and in her questions and profile she claimed she was a virgin dedicated to waiting until marriage. I was going to ask her out next time but then today I was hanging out with a friend as he was swiping through tinder and he came across her. Is it possible she's using it for actual dating or is she just a lying slut?inb4 cuckfags try to say it doesn't matter if she's a virgin
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People use tinder for different reasons:
>looking for friends(fuck you)
>looking for relationships
>looking for sex(fuck you, literally)
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>>38548689
You may never actually get to the truth on this one, OP. If you do, it will probably be painful. She might be a pump and dump. If she's actually interested in you, that is
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>>38548776
If I wanted a pump and dump I'd be on tinder myself I just want a qt gf and an old fashion relationship
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>Lost my virginity
>Don't feel any different
Ummm. When does it take effect?
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!LEVEL UP!
You Are Now Level: 2
XP required for lvl 3: ERR
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When you leave /r9k/
Also it can't be a hooker, which is the way any robot has sex, so, never
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>>38548752
Nah.. I got a gf now.. I just don't feel like it has done anything.
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>be me
>10 years old
>no clue what sex is and barely know anything about girls
>mom's friend is an alcoholic and constantly dumps her daughter off at our house when she goes on dates and my mom is happy to look after her for some reason
>one night she asks me about me having a gf
>tell her no and that ive never had one
>she asks if she could be my girlfriend
>overwhelmed with emotions
>me being the autist that i am i couldnt process this emotion properly
>simply stand up and walk away without saying a word and ignore her
>later that night I go to brush my teeth
>I open the door to the bathroom and shes standing there with no bottoms on so i could see her bare little pussy clear as day
>say im sorry for barging in
no wait anon it's ok you can stay
>autism engages
>yell "GROOOOOOOS" as i slam my door shut and lock it.
>demand my mom the next morning that she cant stay over anymore becuase we got into a fight
im 27 and still a kissless virgin. who else here blew it?
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>>38548622
she was probably molested my dude
you were just acting like a normal kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM
Fag
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>>38548704
idgaf if she was a nigger point was that was my one opportunity of getting laid ever and i blew it.