>Even Chad gets rejected
wtf bros
>>38549975
her entitlement complex is showing, apparently she thinks she can do better (or he didn't vote for her)
>>38549975
Chad would have a better haircut and would tuck in his shirt.
>>38549975
I would spill my drink on her when after she turn desu
Help /r9k/, can anyone figure out if this girl I work with is into me?
>have super cute pure coworker
>a couple of years younger than me, daughter of a pastor
>she's a sweet and friendly person, we always work similar shifts so I've gotten to know her a little
>now she's constantly bantering with me, being competitive about every facet of our job
>I just give her a hard time about shit back
>sometimes catch her looking at me with a smile on her face and when I do she starts laughing and asks "What?"
>or if I ask what she wants she'll just say "Nothing!" In that denial tone girls use
>sometimes, completely unsolicited, she'll just come up and start trying to make bantz
>if I come in on a day off she's always quick to make conversation
Maybe?
I don't understand women why did you ask me?
She's getting her pussy pounded by Chad.
>>38549930
defiantly anon if she keeps denying eye contact then she likes you or thinks your cute
realistically speaking, if you were to get eaten by a giantess, assuming that she doesn't chew you up first, how long would you survive? would it be a painful death?
>>38549910
Well if you aren't not crushed by her oesophagus being slowly digested by hydrochloric acid and flesh eating enzymes doesn't sound great.
I hope not. Would love to be crushed though.
>>38549910
you might suffocate, get crushed, or just be digested.
i'd use a hard suit designed for deep diving if i were you, lets go full tour baby
ITT: red flags
>he says he's majoring in computer science
>>38549904
huh? why is red flag?
>they're applying for college
Name one thing wrong with that dumbass. It's one of the most valuable degrees to have.
>tfw normies have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for each bratty, spoiled, snot-nosed, useless child that they feel compelled by society to pump out
It may be a bit of a long wait, but this is the real vengeance against the Chads and Stacies who made our lives hell in highschool and university.
>Tfw hormones and evolutionary traits brainwash said chads and stacies that they love raising their kids
Its not vengeance when they enjoy it.
>>38549848
>they feel compelled by society to pump out
"Society" actually tells them not to have children dumbass.
You are the normie then.
>>38549879
It's vengeance when they hardly get any time or money to themselves, and instead have to dump it all into their shitty offspring.
want a hot soviet guy to spit in my mouth
>>38549811
Isn't that how HIV got started?
>>38549811
It's very nice to see that /r9k/ is now class conscious and has beat the Nazis off!
>>38550334
Of course r9k is left wing lmao
Anybody else here /autisticsleeping/. I constantly sleep with my mouth open and drool and I don't know why.
Wat do?
I cant sleep with a blanket, i prefer only underwear and a big sweatshirt
[Spoiler] im a guy btw
>>38549778
I have to sleep with my arm dangling off the edge of the couch/bed. This means I CANNOT go to sleep on the floor or in the middle of a bed.
I have done the same thing but then i began to think about how i sleep because of a girl. Now i dont sleep with open mouth. Practice makes perfect.
>be wayward half-black loser from the gutter
>unintelligent and raised from drug infested gang culture
>spend life committing crimes and going in and out of prison
>can barely speak english outside of ebonics and street education
>happen to be tall and attractive
>mugshot gets out into the public
>women cream themselves on a global scale
>somehow removed from prison to be a sex symbol for fashion modeling
>get requests from aristocratic women ALL OVER THE WORLD for "private meetings"
>""settle"" for an heiress to a billion dollar fortune who is madly obsessed with you
>and she is just the one you settled for
>literally every other woman you pass on street now is fully lubricated in your presence and everyone else is handing you hundreds of thousands of American dollars and high lifestyles for no reason.
Remember to work hard in life. Be nice to people, be a kind and good soul who stays out of trouble and is an upstanding and hard working citizen who went through many years of college and work experiences and someday you, too, will have a good life. Maybe even a woman and manageable debt.
l hate my Iife so much. Fucking heII.
>>38549773
what exactly did he goto jail for?
if it was for drugs, chiiiiiiilllll out brah.
It's all in how bad you want it, you know what I'm saying? Just gotta get out there and grab life by the balls bro.
Hello, crusader anon here, posted something about me a week earlier. Basically I'm at some catholic camp for two weeks, today marks the middle of them.
I promised to try to fulfill some missions given by you fellows, but the rules of camp are a bit too strict and I'm on edge most of the time, so I can't afford it anymore.
I've kept a log of what happened each day, so be ready for the dump.
>might still larp as crusader btw
Day ((Arrival))
>arrive at spot
>see lots of people
>we get stored into a big bus
>all the normies fucking know each other
>sit alone because I know nobody
>we're driving for over 10 hours
>my only friend is the priest at this point
>he's cool
>finally get off bus
>guys get separated from girls
>go to designated room for 4 guys
>I'm paired with a manlet and a jewish-looking guy
>oh yeah, and there's Chad
>REEEEEEEEEE
>manlet immediately suggest sneaking out to girls
>I tag along
>spill my spaghetti trying to introduce myself
Day One
>normies were blasting their music all night until the camp supervisors got mad
>didn't sleep well
>spend a lot of time in the bathroom because public bathrooms are the worst
>normies getting angry
>roomies want to play ball
>I suck at it but they let me play
>soon enough we're shuffled into a room
>we gotta sing
>I enjoy singing
>didn't make myself too noticeable, don't worry
>we're scheduled to watch some sad propaganda
>I knew what was happening, didn't shed a tear
>except it gave me room to think about how much of a shut-in I am
>actually shed a few tears
>tfw broken emotionally
>don't wanna play ball anymore
>one supervisor notices, wants me to play the fucking ball
>people catch on about how pathetic I am
>this is the first actual, full day of camp and it's already this bad
>decide to go out on the balcony of my room
>gotta think through my situation
>normies blast music under me
>they notice and call out to me
>all the supervisors are there
>tfw, they arranged some rave dance shit
>tfw it's obligatory
>get down there
>move my arms about
>they arrange it so we get partners
>after a second of dancing we change partners
>tfw I get to spill spag in front of 5-10 girls
>after it's done and over I chill at balcony
Day Two
>have some morning prayer I need to say
>didn't say it wrong, at least
>but hey, you need to think positively sometimes, right? I nailed that prayer
>turns out singing is everyday
>started to enjoy it even more
>probably tone-deaf af but don't care
>it's the one thing that makes me happy
>we get a break before church
>get permit and go to store
>poor ass can't even afford snacks
>go back without buying anything
>we go on tour around the woods
>reach river and skip stones
>one rock I threw basically sled across the water
>awesome
>oh wait nobody fucking saw it
>everybody's still convinced I'm a loser
>get tired out by the long day and stuff
>lay on my bed and put my head under a pillow
>normies blasting music
>they start shouting to me
>it's not the first time they're disturbing my rest
>tell them to let me sleep
>hear an unfamiliar voice
>they won't stop bugging me
>decide to take the pillow off
>skan the room to see who the voice belongs to
>it's the fucking supervisor
>apologize and hear out what he has to say
>roomies mock me for this
>tfw 19 years
>tfw 3 years of social isolation
really makes me think
I havent left my house for 3 years now since i failed highschool. I've given up on myself.
>>38549759
it seems like 19 is a really tumultuous time in a lot of peoples lives.
Anon dont ever think that just because its been a long time since yove been comfortable with other people
>>38549759
>19
what wouldnt i give to be 19 again
Which way, Western man?
>>38549721
the far east originally
>>38549721
DRUMPFTARDS OUT
>>38549721
Neither desu
originanaly
>Have internet argument outside of 4chan
>Realize I have become so dependant on samefagging to make a point that I make a second account for it
>>38549639
There is nothing wrong with manipulating people like this if they can't even think for themselves
Just wait until you get into a real life argument, though
>>38549715
>Pretend to get a phone call and pretend to ask the guy on the phohne if he agrees with my point
>Say he said yes
BTFO
>>38549715
>tfw this is actually OP samefagging
Why do normies treat depression as a personality trait?
>>38549606
because a lot of "depressed" people act like whiny little cunts
nobody likes negative people
>b-but I'm sooo depressed DX I can't deal with normal situations
ok haha
>>38549630
that sounds like meme depression not the actual one were you are just silent passive and sit in your room all day then some days start crying for no reason and then tell yourself to man up but then dont
>>38549630
Because negative people are realist people and positive people don't like to have their just world delusions shattered.
Positivity is normie propaganda.
Can we get more of these
pic my shitty contribution
>>38549569
>not using the various "dang", "wow", etc. t-shirts
>implying chad doesn't come back to life long enough to attend his own funeral and the funeral after-party
>forgetting that the virgin is cremated and his ashes poured down the toilet
>>38549569
Sure. I just happened to finish this.
Hmm... is this meme dead already?
So I am looking to adopt a dog and I found one like pic related
Just wanted to let you guys know. I'll keep you updated
Yorkshire terries are my niggas
Here's my doggos
Good call OP
Having a dog is great, pic related
>>38549728
aw I really like that dog. I had a black lab for 15 years
>>38549713
too cute to pass up. his name is fucken snickers!