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>>38551096

stop murdering people

stop committing arson

stop worshipping dead pagan gods

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Take your problems and push them elsewhere

>>38551096
And then what? Become a crazy isolated delusional man that will keep running after some dead ideals that I approve?

I feel sad for the day his kids will come out of their bubble and discover all the forbidden apples of modern society. Varg will feel like shit at this point

>>38551085

It's just a drawing mang.

>>38551085
Basically just the snarky wojak alternative not unlike pepe's devilish alter ego.

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Ok. There's no meme background behind this guy? /pol/ calls him Clotack or Hijack

>>>>/lgbt/

Go back to your containment board where you belong

>>38551093
There's no topic here though anon? What's wrong, why do gays make you so insecure?

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Hello, I would like a boyfriend please. Thank you.

Pic related, I'm dog.

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>be swedish
>have a small one millimeter gap between two teeth
>decide to get braces
>pay nothing

>>38551040
>pay $1000 for the whole thing, same quality
Really?
Where?
Because NHS or equivalent dental care seem to be 3rd world level in most european countries and in fact Poland/Romania/Albania have a cheap dental industry for western european costumers.
Private dental care is MORE expensive in Western Europe than Amerifatland actually...

>>38551065
>be swedish
>have a small one millimeter cock
>decide to get refugees to fuck your wife
>pay high income tax

>female
>robot
Pick uno

Maybe we should get femanons to rate the fetishes
>futa
>foot
>BDSM
>vore
>fart
>giantess
>femdom
>fat
>armpit
>lactation
That's a start, I guess.

>>38550986
Impreg, pregnancy, lactation. Pretty vanilla desu

I guess also forced/rape impreg counts too.

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>what does /r9k/ find scurry?

Intimacy.

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Girls.
I just can't handle that shit without peeing myself.

>>38550960
make it based off the george romero film martin it is my favorite movie

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Happy original birthday to you.

>>38550926

https://youtu.be/pCR9aI0jvuA

lmao

here's him today

https://youtu.be/_iyPNW4Bvc4

Bump pls help

In an original way

come on robros help me out, I haven't got long to plan this

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Suicide is for pussies who cant cope with life problems. Dont do it op, theres always a way.

/biz/, it's completely pointless and useless

>>38550887
sooooo just the worst SFW board on 4chan

>>>/lgbt/

>>>/adv/ is a close second.

Deep dish pizza bruh

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Buy yourself a McDouble or a cheeseburger and large fries. That's some tasty shit.

>>38550742
Get a nice meaty burger and some fries dipped in mustard

you okay dude? what's goin on?

>>38550681
Stop being such a fag and please don't kill yourself.

>>38550681
>You all have been the best friends I could ever have.

unexpectedly depressing

Yep, same thing here. Auspicious start for my free time.

>>38550667
Well, that's like the past 3 months for me.

Does standing up and making myself pass out over and over again count as "something"?

>>38550650

We'll write a new one for you.
I'll start:

>Good evening sir

>>38550650
Last time I tried to order a pizza without my script I had a panick attack :(

>ordering from a place that doesn't offer online ordering
ishygddt

doing nothing gives me more time to think

99% of my thoughts are suicidal so I'll pass on that.

>>38550999
think about something else

If you still can't, just meditate. Not the silent "empty your mind" bullshit, just breathe deep and CHANT AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM for 7 minutes, and your brain will start to re-format

You know what? I respect people doing literally nothing. I have been born with tourettes fucking syndrome. I tried killing myself when i was 14 and again with 18. People in school picked on me for having a mental illness while simultaniously worshipping the other kid with some fucking physical disability that didnt impinge on his ability to enjoy life in the slightest. I have managed to finish school, i have a drivers liscense, i have a gf, i stopped smoking and I am currently studying my dream subject, english literature. I dont have to be a "success", i accomplished a lot considering the shitty hand ive been dealt. My simple act of surviving is winning in itself.

>>38550592
how 0ld are ya?

I used to be like that. Shut down your situational awareness so you don't percieve anything but what is at hand.

>>38550965
Twenty five desu desu desu