Why does everyone hate phoneposters? I've started using my phone for the past month to lurk at work and it doesn't affect my posts in any way.
Because the majority of phoneposters are normalfags who like to shitpost here while doing normie things outside with their friends/gf.
>>38555753
I thought that problem was mainly just on /b/
Texting is a worse form of communication. It takes them longer to text so they make small and stupid comments. You just can't make a paragraph sized post as easily.
> dating girl for two years now
> everything going great
> both virgins when we met homebodies and awkward, but in a good way
> but girlfriend likes yaoi, twinks and feminine guys
> I'm masculine/attractive for a geek, 5'10", 180 lbs, decent cock
> girl asks me if I would fuck a twink for her
> watched some anime, etc. with trap characters and such but no huge interest
> 2D can never be 3Dand look good
> shows me a picture of guy she wants me to fuck while she watches
> 5'1", maybe 100 lbs., small and curvy with soft lips and feminine features
> told her I wasn't sure
> want to marry this girl, and I'm concerned this is a trap snd she's testing me, but I also kinda want to fuck the femboy now, especially if it'll make her happy
What do? :|
>>38555686
1)GTFO the board normie degenerate
2)nice made up blog
3)KYS
you have an r9gay general ask in there. Saged
cant stand these constant gay threads sage
Ughhh.... I just started my period. Does anyone have any chocolate?
>>38555611
I do, but it's mixed with oreo.
Wanted to try it, but I don't think it's for me.
>>38555611
Bleeding out of your penis is not a period.
>>38555611
lol what's a period
Does anyone have any links to interviews or know anyone who has lived a sheltered life, e.g. worked constantly, took no risks, never had sex, no friends, stayed at home watching TV, reading etc.
As a 28 year old virgin who spends every evening and weekend sat in bed watching TV, I want to know if I will be regretful as I approach death.
>>38555564
Grass is always greener. Everyone is regretful before death. So repent your sins and ask God for forgiveness while you still have a chance.
I cannot imagine regretting it because I am in such a hurry to be dead. My only regret is that I have to persist day after day against my will. Would be great if I could will myself to stop breathing or have a heart attack.
>>38555813
I feel the same and actually have thought the exact same. But what if at 45 our mindset changes and we realise we wasted our chance.
please post an original comment in my thread
>>38555537
It would be my pleasure, dearest anon.
>>38555537
how bout no desu
How many empty cups in yo room? 4 in mine
Would women be impressed that I'm a Sales Manager?For Pepsi, basically I tell my employees to sell more soda
>>38555497
>white collar
They will never respect you
>>38556270
Why not? White collar pays
>>38555497
>Would women be impressed that I'm a Sales Manager?For Pepsi, basically I tell my employees to sell more soda
what are you pulling down, nigger?
that is all they care about!
your wallet fat?
What's the youngest girl you've ever been attracted to?
15 cause she was my gf. When I was 19
>>38555309
7e7en
>>38555332
Why don't you take a seat and tell us about her?
Which one is the patrician's skullshape?
Top.
Bottom is the shape of a simpleton.
>>38555289
This is the real patrician
I've always wanted the top one
>be 13
>fap a lot because I'm 13
>having an awesome jerk session one day
>cum buckets
>curious about what my semen tastes like because I don't know better
>lick it
>hate the taste of it
>never want to do something like that again
to this day, I'm still not sure if this made me more or less of a faggot
yeah, that's pretty gay. i tasted mine too, but it has never had a strong or bad taste.
one of my friends in highschool used to tell me all the time how he ate his own cum, and how different foods affected the taste. he said that it was easier than cleaning up with a tissue, and it had good protein. Don't talk to him anymore.
I've never tasted mine but I did accidentally hit myself in the eye once. I suddenly became a lot more thankful to the few girls who have let me cum on their faces.
Any robot MGTOWs here?
would never claim to be a mgtow but no way im getting married.
>>38555274
I might consider myself MGTOW, because I basically stopped paying attention and stopped caring about women. But I'm not a part of the movement per say, all they do is complain and bitch about women... I want to leave them behind, I can do without the constant reminder of their existance.
>>38555274
The whole concept seems very contradictory. It seems to assert that men should do what they want without the influence of women, and yet all they seem to do is bitch about women
I just want to hold a girl's hand. Just for a minute or two.
>>38555256
Why, anon? Why do you want it so much?
I just want to cuddle up with a qt female while watching a movie
>>38555275
I've never had that kind of contact before with a person.
Hey anon, how are you doing in general. What is going on in your life?
>>38555199
>finally went on date with qt
>finally held girls hand
>finally kissed girl after cute date
>everything went way better than expected
>week later get friendzoned because she got back with her ex because "they had history"
>I tell her she's a piece of shit
I'm still really fucking angry.
>>38555199
Paranoia is a common symptom of a brain tumour. Does that make you paranoid?
>>38555322
At least you have an experience with a girl now. It will hep you in the future. Good going anon!
>>38555355
Reading it not really desu. If i got one i would rather shot myself then go trough all the painful treatment desu. I think life is meh anyway.
..if they dress and act like sluts. Women dont walk outside in public dressed(more like undressed) like this if they dont want Men to notice them. They say bullshit like
>comfort
>its hot!
>Its they had at the store
But face it the last thing a cunty thinks about when she gets changed is how practical her clothing is.
Women pay thousands of dollars for breast implants to make them huge, go to the gym and do nothing but squats to get a nigger butt.
They sunbake topless in public places and complain about men staring at them. Its not toplessness its wanting to wear nothing at all. most women who go to beaches wanting to topless wear nothing but a thong. Why dont they go to a nude beach? Well because no one would notice them and validate them.
If you show the meat off every shark is allowed to have a bite. Women dont need to wear burqas but ffs they shouldnt fucking wear nothing at all.
Why the fuck do women wear thongs? How are they comfy at all?
>>38555255
Because theyre skanks who want sexual attention. And because everyone else is doing it so they cant be the only one not doing it. Women are like children.
>reduces breats because she was sick of the attention
>Acting career stalls so now she uploads pics of herself in slutty clothing that show clevage and ass.
Woman logic.
Fuck me. My sister just fucking told me she "lost" my horse dildo. How the fuck do you lose a 3 foot long "black" dildo?!
loaned it out to her friends probably
it's a trouble every family eventually experiences
be patient it will probably turn up again
and with a greater enchantedness than previously
>>38555192
Only her gynecologist can answer that one.
>>38555242
She better not have. Now my choices are my 7 inch dildo or my older brother's baseball bat
I'm looking for some advice robots. I went for a jog at the park today, something I don't normally do.
>start jogging through the park
>everything going well
>feelsgoodman
>start getting tired about half way
>see a bench, sit down and decide to catch my breath there
>there's a group of 4-5 little whites girls having a picnic with a group of like 6 grannies right next to the bench
>I ignore them since I'm just trying to catch my breath for a bit, adrenaline is pumping though me and I'm not really paying attention to my surroundings
>figure it's only some little girls and some grandmas so what's the harm?
>here them start snickering at me
>then one of them sneaks up behind me and pours juice down my back
So here's the part where I want help. How the fuck do you handle a situation like this? What I did was
>get really pissed
>walk up to them
>about to smack one of em but realize hitting a little white girl will probably net me 50+ years in prison
>think about cursing them out but realize that they're like 7-8 years old and I'm an adult
>think about pouring their juice over their hair and tossing the bottle as far as I can throw it but I thought I'd act like an adult and not stoop to their leave
>instead I just walked up to the grannies and tatted them out
>one of them gave her a very light talking to, and the girls wouldn't take responsibility
>"it's a dare so I had to"
>grannies don't give a shit and just start laughing it off and making light of it
>the grannies give ma a fake apology while the little girls are still laughing
>I just walk away after that
And that's it. Is this the right way to go about it? I was trying to be the adult in this situation but it still pissed me off especially since the old ladies wouldn't make them take responsibility. What should I have done? What would you have done? Pls help me robots.
Just start snapping aggressively at them next time
>>38555154
call them cunts and walk away
>>38555154
Pour juice on one of the grannies.